The Mommy Mafia
01/09/74 - 12:34pm
Euphemia Potter: I can't believe my baby is gone
Martin Pettigrew: He's fourteen
Euphemia Potter: My Jamesie will always be my baby even when he's twenty
Euphemia Potter: But that's just over half a decade away
Euphemia Potter: *sad face emoji*
Hope Lupin: The Lupin Cottage is going to be awkward as hell without remmy
Euphemia Potter: how so
Hope Lupin: remus like...smooths things over
Hope Lupin: like we can all have a conversation
Hope Lupin: without me speaking directly to lyall
Martin Pettigrew: depressing
Lyall Lupin: it really is
Hope Lupin: also you look so pretty in blue effie
Euphemia Potter: Oh thank you so much!
Jolene Evans: I agree
Jolene Evans: also your jacket was so cute Hope
Jolene Evans: whered you get it?
Hope Lupin: a thrift store in America
Martin Pettigrew: is that like a charity shop
Hope Lupin: ur asking me like i know
Hope Lupin: maybe the answer is yes
Hope Lupin: maybe the answer is no
Martin Pettigrew: shush
Hope Lupin: maybe the answer is maybe
Hope Lupin: MartinPettigrew no i choose my own destiny
Martin Pettigrew: *sighs deeply*
Martin Pettigrew: well can you be quiet in your destiny?
Hope Lupin: ew why would i be
Hope Lupin: dont ever speak about that in my presence pls
Martin Pettigrew: SPEAK ABOUT WHAT
Hope Lupin: being ugh quiet
Hope Lupin: i swear it should be a crime
Lyall Lupin: weren't you saying remus was being too loud?
Hope Lupin: remmy is never too loud *smiling face with hearts emoji*
Hope Lupin: unlike you
Hope Lupin: you should be more quiet
Euphemia Potter: That's enough now sweethearts
Euphemia Potter: Would any of you like to floo over for a cup of tea and some cake?
Euphemia Potter: My cakes are very yummy *smiley face emoji*
Euphemia Potter: And I have loads of different types of tea
Euphemia Potter: loads of different chai
Euphemia Potter: green tea
Euphemia Potter: raspberry and lemon herbal tea
Euphemia Potter: lavender and strawberries
Euphemia Potter: wild apple and cinnamon
Euphemia Potter: chamomile vanilla and manuka honey
Euphemia Potter: just lemon tea
Euphemia Potter: matcha
Hope Lupin: you had me at tea and cake
Hope Lupin: im coming over
Hope Lupin: once i figure out how to...
Jolene Evans: what the hell is floo
Jolene Evans: is it some weird magical thing
Hope Lupin: some weird magical thing about burning yourself
Hope Lupin: and i think your askes fly out the chimney to the place you need to go
Hope Lupin: then the ashes turn into you
Hope Lupin: smth like that
Jolene Evans: magic ppl are sick
Martin Pettigrew: lol
Martin Pettigrew: that's not how it works
Hope Lupin: how does it work then genius
Martin Pettigrew: first off thanks for the compliment
Hope Lupin: it wasnt a compliment
Martin Pettigrew: how it works is that
Martin Pettigrew: basically
Martin Pettigrew: um
Jolene Evans: get on with it
Martin Pettigrew: i am be patient man
Martin Pettigrew: anyway so basically
Martin Pettigrew: you transport through other ppls fireplaces to get to the one you need to get to
Jolene Evans: how tho
Hope Lupin: does it hurt
Jolene Evans: what if you don't have a fire place
Martin Pettigrew: relax
Martin Pettigrew: I know I'm populur but I didn't know i was that populur
Jolene Evans: *popular
Martin Pettigrew: sorry for being dumb?
Jolene Evans: thank you
Hope Lupin: wait marty
Hope Lupin: do I just throw the green powder in?
Martin Pettigrew: wait not yet lemme explain
Martin Pettigrew: so you throw it in then step in and say 'potter cottage'
Hope Lupin: STEP IN?
Hope Lupin: YOU PLAYING WITH ME NOW BOY
Fleamont Potter: The powder stops it from burning you
Hope Lupin: are you sure though...?
Edwina Pettigrew: yes
Hope Lupin: how does it work tho
Martin Pettigrew: magic *sparkles emoji*
Hope Lupin: okay imma go change
Hope Lupin: don't miss me too much kay
Jolene Evans: you wish
Hope Lupin: cute right!
Jolene Evans: ugh those trousers looks so cute
Jolene Evans: give them here
Martin Pettigrew: man really tried to be 'asthetic'
Jolene Evans: *aesthetic
Martin Evans: whatever
Hope Lupin: what you wearing?
Jolene Evans: give me one sec
Jolene Evans: I wear this skirt too much
Hope Lupin: black skirts go with everything?
Fleamont Potter: Even with a clown suit?
Edwina Pettigrew: shut up
Edwina Pettigrew: I'm flooing over Effie!
Euphemia Potter: okay!
Euphemia Potter: oh can you bring those leftover cookies?
Edwina Pettigrew: oh sure!
Lyall Lupin: I'm not coming
Hope Lupin: no one asked
Lyall Lupin: oh
Lyall Lupin: kay
Jolene Evans: im proud to be a mupple
Martin Pettigrew: bit random
Hope Lupin: real
a/n
This chapter is really short sorry : ( I just want to get more chapters done. I'll try make them longer for you guys.
im tired of writing their full names
Euphemia Potter - effie
Fleamont Potter - monty
Hope Lupin - havehope
Martin Pettigrew - marty 1.o
Martin Evans - marty 2.o
Lyall Lupin - isleeping
Jolene Evans- petal
Edwina Pettigrew - eddie
Question: who's your marauders kinnie and who's your favourite marauder???
<3