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Garfield for life.
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𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡...
"RIN?"
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I was hanging out with Rindou when I noticed it was late so I texted Emma saying I was gonna go home, I put my phone away and gave Rindou a big hug.
"Imma go now, see ya."
I gave him a peace sign as I left, I walked in the parking lot, got on my bike and drove home.
"Y/N WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
"BITCH I TOLD YOU."
"Girl im talking bout how long you were there, I NEEDED YOU BRO."
"What for?"
"I WAS GETTING WHOOPED AT ITEM ASYLUM."
(if you know that Roblox game ily)
"Bro... AGAIN?!?!"
"Girl hush, brush yo teeth, change yo clothes and take yo ass to bed."
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SHIRT?"
"YOU COULD GET MOLESTED."
"WHAT."
"First off there are strange men wandering around at night, I am not letting you go to bed with that on dumbass."
"ITS A REGULAR SHIRT."
I walked to our room and changed into a Garfield shirt with black shorts, I sat down on my futon and scrolled through my phone.
"Both those shirts and shorts better be long enough."
"Why you tripping?"
"It's a tough world you could get molested by 9 autistic clowns."
"Get outta here with that, I can defend myself."
"Hm."
"I literally fight better than you."
"Ouch."
Michi put his hand on his heart before slowly and dramatically collapsing on the ground, he played dead and stuck his tongue out before he opened his eyes and we both started laughing.
"Go get changed now Michi."
He stood up and walked to the closet before grabbing pajamas and leaving to go change in the bathroom, I was watching a video before I got a notification from Yuzuha.
Yuzubae
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Yuzubae:
N/n do you mind running to the drugstore for me?
:Me
U doin crack now?
Yuzubae:
Idk what kinda drugstores u been going to
:Me
I've never been to one
Yuzubae:
Go to a drugstore and get me a pregnancy test pls
:Me
Crack hit so hard u got fucking pregnant
Yuzubae:
No dumbass I'm getting revenge on Hakkai for pulling that stupid prank
:Me
the fuck did he do now?
Yuzubae:
He replaced my shampoo with blue hair dye and now I look like Taiju
:Me
That pregnancy test ain't enough bro go whoop his ass but I'll get it for you
Yuzubae:
Thx N/n<3
:Me
I should get throat medication while I'm at it
I laughed so much my fucking throat hurts and I can smell colors
Yuzubae:
And you talking bout me doing crack
:Me
It wasn't even crack that caused it
Yuzubae:
Ok sry bae
Cya later x
:Me
X
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I turned my phone off and started looking for my wallet, Michi walked in and laid down on his bed.
"Hey Michi?"
"Hm?"
"I needa go to the drugstore to buy something, I'll be back tho."
"Don't take long, and turn the light off on your way out."
"Kay bye love you."
"Love you too."
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I finally got to the drugstore and walked around before finally found with isle the pregnancy tests, wow there was a bunch.
'Damn thas alot.'
"Do you need help finding anything dear?"
"I was just tryna find a pregnancy test."
"Aren't you a bit to young for pregnancy?"
"Guess so."
"Well they are all the same so you don't have to worry!"
(I actually don't know if they are all the same so don't come after me.)
"Okay thanks ma'am."
I grabbed a pregnancy test and she left, I went to go look for throat medicine too because of all the laughing I was doing.
"I should not have hung out with Rindou for a long time."
I regret not going home early, I grabbed the throat medicine, paid for the items and left, I walked to Yuzu's house so I could drop off the pregnancy test.
"Hey N/n!"
"Hey Yuzu!"
"Come in would you!"
"No it's fine I gotta go home, I'm pretty tired right now."
"Aww that's a shame, I'll see you at school soon yeah?"
"Mhm see ya yuzu, love you."
"I love you too Y/n."
She gave me a kiss on my cheek and handed me a bag of snacks and other things she bought me yesterday.
"Why does Michi's house look far away now?"
I finally made it back home, I looked the front door and took the medicine.
'Okay the pain's getting better now.'
I walked in the house, locked the door and walked upstairs before collapsing on my futon, I had the best sleep ever bro.
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I woke up feeling slightly better, I turned to the side to check if Michi was awake but as expected he was knocked out, I left the room and did my morning routine.
"I'm hungry bro."
I made me and Michi breakfast and walked to the living room with my plate to watch tv while eating, my phone started blowing up so I went to check it.
Gang Gang‼️💯
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Thing 1:
Omfg Y/n is cheating on me
:Me
I SWEAR IM NOT
Y would you think that?
Thing 1:
I saw u at the drugstore yesterday.
Xanie:
Tf she buying?
Thing 2:
Throat medicine
Thing 1:
That's not all Souya.
Thing 2:
Brother how is she cheating on you by purchasing throat medicine?
Thing 1:
You entered the store later than I did Souya.
Xanie:
Just tell us what she did
:Me
I think i might know what's going on.
Thing 1:
SHE BOUGHT A PREGNANCY TEST AND SAID SHE WISHED SHE DIDNT HANG OUT WITH RINDOU FOR A LONG TIME
Thing 2:
😨
Pah:
What.
Peh:
Slide 1-10
Xanie:
HUH
Kazunana:
IM KICKING RINDOUS ASS
Shin:
YALL ARE YOUNG AND GETTING PREGNANT WTF
Wakawaka:
There was a reason she needed the throat medicine @RinRin
RinRin:
Huh?
Hakkai:
Haitani im kicking your ass again.
RinRin:
WHAT DID I DO NOW?
Hakkai:
Yuzuha got pregnant around the same time as Y/n.
RinRin:
I AINT FUCK NOONE CHILL IM STILL A VIRGIN BRO
Kazunana:
Not me tho yall stay safe
:Me
Just to clarify he's still a virgin
Kazunana:
😒
Xanie:
Stfu yo ass in Mid school
Yuzu-chan:
It might seem crazy what I'm bouta say.
Hakkai:
Ur still in trouble
Yuzu-chan:
Mf I aint pregnant
:Me
Im not either
The pregnancy test was for Yuzubae
Hakkai:
Elaborate.
Yuzu-chan:
I told N/n to buy me a pregnancy test so I could get you back for your dumbass prank
Hakkai:
I literally almost killed someone and ur telling me it was a prank?
Yuzu-chan:
Suprise shawty
RinRin:
Blaming shi on me bro tf
Thing 1:
So ur not cheating on me?
:Me
Would never.
Thing 1:
Got me kicking my feet, twirling my hair, batting my eyes, bitting my lip and screaming
Thing 2:
Wtaf
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I turned my phone off and said hi to takemichi when I got knocked out, yeah so apparently I fell asleep because of how hard the food hit.
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Song of the day: Poison - Bell Biv DeVoe.