During an exam:
Kaigaku:....well...We know who's failing
Gyutaro:.....Yeah..I did not study this at all-
Ume:....Yeah :,)
Kaigaku:*looks out of the window*....god damn it whats taking him so long
Gyutaro:..Who?
Kaigaku:..Nobody-
Gyutaro:......right-
Obanai:*staring at them*💢💢
Kaigaku:...•v•"""....
*Insert a school lockdown alarm here*
Kaigaku:!!..Finally-
Gyutaro:HUH-
Obanai:...God what a perfect timing💢💢Stay here brats and you better stay quiet af.I'll go see whats going on.Probably a school shooter*gets out*
All students:.....
Ume:....Soo...does anyone want me to do their makeup?
Susamaru:....Does anyone wanna play volleyball?
Yahaba:..Really..in a classroom while there is a fucking school shooter!?!?
Susamaru:...Man,you're not fun at all...Boooring...Does anyone wanna investi-
Kaigaku:*walks out*
Susamaru:.....
Gyutaro:Well...He's gonna die
Susamaru:WELL GO GET HIM
Gyutaro:WHY WOULD I!?
Susamaru:BECAUSE.HE.COULD.DIE
Gyutaro:SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE!?
Yahaba:..I guess we are getting killed first if you two don't shut the fuck up-
Ume:.....•-•..I should probably call my dad to pick me up•<•
Kaigaku:*walking through the hallways*....=-=*gets pulled into the Janitors closet*WHAT THE-
Hairo:Wheres my money at T_T
Kaigaku:...Took you long enough to arrive T_T...and did you really have to pull me
Hairo:Idc,wheres my money at.I didn't just waste my ammo shooting at random stuff
Kaigaku:I'll give it to you when we get home.Also wheres mom?
Hairo:eh...probably in the principals office since i saw the white hair bitch running
Kaigaku:Yeaaaah......Nobody saw you right-
Hairo:Nah i had a mask and a hood.Nobody saw my face...Mom might know
Kaigaku:....Yeah so...after school gets open again you are gonna be a student here right?
Hairo:..Yeah,i already got into a fight with sone bearded dude.What a jerk.I was just heading to Muzan's office to say hi😒
Kaigaku:.....you mean Rokuro.Right?
Hairo:What a dickhead.Also when i finally came back here.....Is it common to-
Kaigaku:See a naked man in the train?
Hairo:....well...I guess thats common....
Kaigaku:Very,anyways-
Hairo:Wow i didn't even get a thanks.🙄
Kaigaku:.....🖕
Hairo:...Ok.
Kaigaku:Anyways,just make sure to get out of the school without anybody seeing you.The police will arrive soon so you better get going..break a window or smth-
Hairo:Got it!👍
Kaigaku:Wait-..what did you do abt the cameras
Hairo:..*pulls out a gun*
Kaigaku:..Good..well i'll get going now..See ya bro
Hairo:...🖕🖕
Kaigaku:*turns around*
Hairo:.........🙂
Kaigaku:....🤨.......*gets out*
Hairo:..😒.....idiot.
Kaigaku:*walks back to the classroom*
Gyutaro:Oh wooow....I was hoping you would die...where the fuck did you go!?
Kaigaku:.Restroom==
Susamaru:I was hoping you would beat up the shooter😀
Kaigaku:Uhm- .....i ain't planning on dying.Never have been😀
After like..a week..yeah that works
Kaigaku:*walks downstairs*Morning
Kokushibo:Morning..
Kaigaku:Is Hairo ready?
Kokushibo:Uhm...yeah,he's ready🙃
Hairo:*asleep at the tsble with his head on the plate*
Kaigaku:..I can't blame him T_T
Nakime:..Neither can i==☕..I gotta deal with Amane today
Kokushibo:Good luck...
Nakime:..Lucky mf.
Kaigaku:..Can i just say Hairo looks horrible in the school uniform-..
Nakime:...Yeah it's weird..So shall we get going?
Kaigaku:...I'll wake Hairo up*grabs a airhorn*
Hairo:*Pulls out a gun and points at him*
Kaigaku:......Motherfucker TnT💢💢
Nakime:*takes the gun*No guns in school
Hairo:Oh c'mon!!It's a water gun!!
Nakime:.....Still no,come on now==
Hairo:...God damn it TnT💢
Kokushibo:See you three later==.......I'll just..call Urami....
Kaigaku and Hairo:*pushing and tripping one another while walking*
Nakime:....==
Hairo:Hey can we get a dog one day!?
Kaigaku:Hey!!No dogs,you know i don't like those..I prefer cats!?
Hairo:That explains your looks then
Kaigaku:......not you too
Hairo:Oh c'mon,dogs are more loyal!!
Kaigaku:I don't care,i don't like dogs..Cats are better!!
Hairo:No dogs are!!
Kaigaku:Cats!!!
Nakime:.Why would we need a cat or a dog when we have both already
Kaigaku and Hairo:Wha-........Oh TnT
Nakime:Exactly
Hairo:Well...Yk what will be better!!We tame a wolf!!
Kaigaku:HELL NO-
Hairo:HELL YEAH!!
Kaigaku:MOOM!!
Nakime:Sorry Hairo==
Hairo:..Oh come on!!!I'll take care of it
Kaigaku:I want a cat!!
Nakime:If you continue arquing,we are never getting a pet...
Hairo and Kaigaku:........
Nakime:Thats what i thought..Now keep your mouths shut.
Kaigaku:...Hey can i have that hat?
Hairo:No.
Kaigaku:You never let me try it!!
Hairo:It will look horrible on you!!
Kaigaku:Atleast let me try it!!I wash my hair every day
Hairo:Yeah right.I know that clean freak.But i am not giving you the hat!!*crosses arms*
Kaigaku:*trying to reach it*C'mon!!!Only this time!!
Hairo:No!!Fuck off you little rat!!💢
Nakime:....Oh for fucks sake....you two are childish...
Hairo and Kaigaku:I AM NOT!!💢💢
Nakime:......*grabs her hammer*
Hairo and Kaigaku:..........
Nakime:You're causing a scene.Now shut the fuck up☺💢
Hairo and Kaigaku:....yes ma'am...
At the school:
Nakime:Well..I know i am not supost to leave you two alone..ever..so..just don't cause any trouble...as much you two never listen to me
Hairo:Don't worry mother!!I,as the elder one,will keep this little shit away from any trouble!!
Kaigaku:........gosh thats cringe
Hairo:......yeah i know
Nakime:...Right-....Hairo..gun
Hairo:....Fineeee😒*gives her the gun*
Nakime:...Good..Now..I will go ahead and have a mental breakdown and might end up killing the principal
Hairo:Good luck mother👍
Nakime:....yeah,thanks**walks away*
Hairo:....☺.......😒...*hits Kaigaku's head*
Kaigaku:...T_T...I hate the fact you are in my class...
Hairo:It's gonna be awesome
Kaigaku:.....I hate you-
Hairo:..i hate me too
Kaigaku:..Anyways let's just head to class
Hairo:So while i was gone..did you get a girlfriend?....Or perhaps a boyfriend?
Kaigaku:..None.
Hairo:..Woooow...thats not a suprise😒
Kaigaku:You know i have a hard time trusting people
Hairo:Yeah yeah,i know,i'm not dumb.
Kaigaku:..Uh huh..
Hairo:...==
Kaigaku:*walks into the classroom*
Hairo:.....I hate this already
Ume:Who tf is that-
Kaigaku:...Yo
Gyutaro:...Who the fuck is that dudeಠ_ಠ..
Kaigaku:...Hairo
Hairo:.....T_T.........
Kaigaku:My....not-related brother
Ume:How come we never seen him!?
Hairo:I've been out..traveling and all that shit..idk..
Ume:......right...get the fuck away from me☺
Hairo:...Thank god you said that....who's the seaweed
Kaigaku:...Gyu-
Hairo:Your boyfriend??
Kai and Gyu:WHAT
Hairo:..Never mind then
Kaigaku:WE HATE EACHOTHER
Hairo:...Ok,i'll just...sit as far away as i can from you all🖕
Kaigaku:.Good🖕*sits down*
Ume:....•<•........So-
Gyutaro:I hate him💢💢💢
Kaigaku:Yeah i can tell..😒I hate him aswell
Gyutaro:......ok first off...why the fuck are you sitting next to me-
Kaigaku:...Because.....this is the only spot left
Gyutaro:......get the fuck away from me
Ume:Oh please,it's not like it's the first time you two sit next to eachother==
Kaigaku:...He almost slammed my head against the window
Gyutaro:I just wanted to scare you to death🙄
Kaigaku:Yeah right🙄
Ume:.......👍
Hairo:...*grabs a water gun and aims it at Kaigaku*...
Kaigaku:So ye-
Hairo:*sprays him with the water gun* >:}
Kaigaku:........
Gyutaro:.....well..there goes your hair
Kaigaku:...give me a minute
Gyutaro:Yeah take your time👍
Kaigaku:..*picks up the chair*
Gyutaro:......Oh
Ume:...shit-...Well anyways as i was saying🤗
Susamaru and Yahaba:*just existing*😶....
At lunch:
Ume:Oh i'm getting an F in Biology,it fucking sucked!!
Kaigaku:*hits her head*Oh stop your whinning,you're fucking annoying💢
Ume:Hey!!!💢💢
Kaigaku:......He's behind me isn't he...
Gyutaro:.....*hits Kaigaku's head*Fucking dickhead!!💢💢
Kaigaku:...Ow TnT
Gyutaro:..💢💢.....
Kaigaku:.....Uhm
Gyutaro:.........He's behind me..... isn't he?
Hairo:....💢💢💢
Gyutaro:.......Hi😀
Kaigaku:........😶........this is awkward
Ume:......yeah....Anyways yall wanna go to a caffee?
Kaigaku:....Hm..sounds good to me.You're paying this time
Ume:Oh c'mon!!!
Kaigaku:Thats the deal we made*walking away*
Ume:*walking besides him*So so...Did you use the eyeliner i gave you?
Kaigaku:Yaah it's pretty good==
Ume:How come your eyeliner is better then mine!?
Kaigaku:I'm better when it comes to applying it😌✨✨
Ume:Not fair!!!
Kaigaku:Whatever you say...childish much
Ume:Oh look who's talking.
Hairo and Gyutaro:..*glaring at one another while following them*💢💢
Kaigaku:Atleast i don't cry for every single thing!!Idiot
Ume:Fucker😒💢
Kaigaku:......Wanna do eachothers nails after school?
Ume:....Yeah sure•v•
Kaigaku:..👍
Hairo:...You two do eachothers nails!?
Kaigaku:You missed out on alot...
Hairo:..I sure did..Also i'm not coming with you
Kaigaku:..Noone asked you to come along
Hairo:..I know you will be asking me later so i just wanna make that clear!!
Kaigaku:Whatever you say.You're no fun after all
Hairo:Fair enough..
Gyutaro:...😒
Hairo:What!?
Gyutaro:Nothing.
Hairo:Where are we going,brother
Kaigaku:......you did not just call me brother-
Hairo:......Your brain is tricking you..
Ume:I'm pretty sure you called him a bro-
Hairo:SHUSH CHILD
Ume:....I'M NOT A CHILD
Hairo:YES YOU ARE YOU BRAT!!
Gyutaro:*hits his head*DON'T CALL MY SISTER A BRAT💢
Ume and Kaigaku:.....so...
Kaigaku:..Is this what it's like having a protective brother?
Ume:....Amazing huh?
Kaigaku:..Very fucking amazing TvT
So yeah Hairo's gonna be included in my stories now,thats it for now since i ran out of ideas😀