Alrighty folks who ready for some dares?
The Audience: 😐😐😐
OK BITCHES THATS HOW YOU WANNA PLAY? *PULLS OUT GUN*
The audience: 😰😰nah I gotta tell my mama I love her😰
Jk jk I don't know what's wrong with me😃 I need coffee or somethn- onto the dares.
~{I dare Poland to actually exist.}~
Poland: Here I am😌 I will be throughout the book for now on.
~{I dare Canada to wear a skirt or dress.}~
Canada: why me😭
Ame: Are you ready for school Canada?
Canada: 😭💃 I'm here
Ame: *🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*
Canada: 💃🔪
Ame: 😨🏃🏻
~{Germany kiss Poland}~
Germany: w-what?
Poland: you heard them.
Poland: 😏😏😏
Germany: 😘*smooch*
Poland: 😘*smooch*
~{I dare Canada to hug Ukraine}~
Ukraine: Okay! It can't be that bad right Canada?
Canada: 🇨🇦😰😳
Ukraine: You okay Canada? 🇺🇦🤨
Canada: Ya let's just hug 🇨🇦*Blushing intensely*
*they hug*
Canada: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ukraine:⁉️
Canada: *dies*
~{russia has to do the macarena in the middle of class while america blasts the song for it on a portable speaker}~
Ame: BET
Russia: 🕺🕺🕺🕺
Ame: MacarenaMacarenaWhen I dance they call me MacarenaAnd the boys they say que soy buenaThey all want meThey can't have meSo they all come and dance beside meMove with meChant with meAnd if you're good, I'll take you home with meMove with meChant with meAnd if you're good, I'll take you home with meDale a tu cuerpo alegría MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría why cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey MacarenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey MacarenaBut don't you worry about my boyfriendHe's a boy who's name is VictorinoI don't want himCouldn't stand himHe was no good so INow come on, what was I supposed to do?He was out of town and his two friends were so fineDale a tu cuerpo alegría MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey MacarenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey MacarenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey MacarenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey MacarenaCome and find me, my name is MacarenaAlways at the party con las chicas que son buenaCome join meDance with meAnd you fellows chant along with meDale a tu cuerpo alegría MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey MacarenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey MacarenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey MacarenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey MacarenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría MacarenaQue tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buenaDale a tu cuerpo alegría, MacarenaHey Macarena
~{dare an atheist of the book to THOROUGHLY listen to the "Burn The Ships (deluxe)" album by for KING + COUNTRY}~
Sweden: wait what.
Ame: IM HERE WITH MY SPEAKER BITCHES.
Sweden:😰😰😰
Ame: How did we get here?
All cast away on a lonely shore
I can see in your eyes, dear
It's hard to take for a moment moreWe've got to
Burn the ships, cut the ties
Send a flare into the night
Say a prayer, turn the tide
Dry your tears and wave goodbyeStep into a new day
We can rise up from the dust and walk away
We can dance upon the heartache, yeah
So light a match, leave the past, burn the ships
And don't you look backDon't let it arrest you
This fear is fear of fallin' again
And if you need a refuge
I will be right here, until the endOh, it's time to
Burn the ships, cut the ties
Send a flare into the night
Say a prayer, turn the tide
Dry your tears and wave goodbyeStep into a new day
We can rise up from the dust and walk away
We can dance upon the heartache, yeah
So light a match, leave the past, burn the ships
And don't you look backSo long to shame, walk through the sorrow
Out of the fire, into tomorrow
So flush the peals, face the fear
Feel the wave disappear, we're coming clear
We're born again, our hopeful lungs can breathe again
Oh, we can breathe againStep into a new day
We can rise up from the dust and walk away
We can dance upon the heartache, yeah
So light a match, leave the past, burn the shipsAnd step into a new day
We can rise up from the dust and walk away
We can dance upon the heartache, yeah
So light a match, leave the past, burn the ships
And don't you look backAnd don't you look back
And don't you look back
Sweden: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEND PRAYERS? THERE IS NO GOD?
Ame: FIND A LIFE SWEDEN
~{the brit has to throw out half of his tea shit}~
Britain: I can't do that!
Ame: I can help.
Britain: DONT YOU DARE DO IT...
Ame: 📦📦📦☕️☕️☕️🌊🌊🌊
Britain: 😰😡
Ame: *dumps it all in the ocean*
Britain: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
~{the most talkative character can't talk for a whole day}~
Russia: 😶😶😶
~{france does a backflip into a lake}~
France: *stands by a lake* wait I don't know how to do a backflip😰 *hits her head on the grass*💀💀
~{UN has to do something immature, like ding dong ditch a bitch}~
UN: But that would be mean?
Russia: 👍👉🤌☝️🤚
UN: 🤨🤨🤨
Ame: he's saying to just do it.
UN: only this once. *walks up to Mexicos house* *rings doorbell and flys away*
UN: 😮💨
Mexico: 🩴🩴🩴WHOS THERE I HAVE A CHANCLA IMMA GO FULL MEXICAN ON UR ASS DE DONDE ESTAS PERRA SALGA? VEN AQUÍ...
UN: 😳😳😳
~{america has to burn everything he uses to hurt him}~
Ame: ☹️☹️☹️
Ame: 🔪🔥🪢🔥🔫🔥
~{someone posts a picture of canada wearing the skirt/dress on social media}~
*Earlier*
Ame: BAHAHAHHA *takes picture*
Canada: AMERICA DONT
Ame: *posts it on TikTok*
Canada: 👿
Ame: 😨
Canada: 🔪👿
Ame: 🏃🏻
Canada: 💃🔪
~{I dare Third Roach to see Poland again.}~
Poland: dusudud wait where am I.
Third Roach: GUTEN TÄGLICHEN 🅱️OLAND
Poland: AAHAHAGHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH ITS A THIRD ROACH TAKE SOME HOLY WATER BITCH* Gets a cross *
Third Roach: 🔥💀👿
THE END FOR NOW THERE WILL BE ANOTHER DARE CHAPTER SORRY IF I DID'NT GET UR DARE, NEXT TIME.