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I want you all over me.
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𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡...
GANG GANG
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-Mikey mouse has added (xxx)-xxx-xxxx-
Drake:
Mikey who did you add?
Mikey mouse:
I added Takemichi!
Baji admirer:
that's not Takemichi
Mikey mouse:
who did I add then?
:Me
Who the hell?
Dimwit:
WHO AREB TOU
Baji admirer:
turn on ur autocorrect Baji
Dimwit:
HWO
WHAS A DIMEWIYT
Baji admirer:
I'll come over and help you
Better if you don't know
Thing 2:
are we just gonna ignore the random person in our gc?
Thing 1:
nah fr‼️
Drake:
Mikey who did u add?
Mikey mouse:
🤷♀️
Taka-Chan:
can you tell us who you are?
:Me
Uh no thanks
Mikey mouse:
WHYYYY
Drake:
Mikey we should kick them out
:Me
No
Taka-Chan:
good job Mikey
Kazunana:
It's always Mikey's fault
Mikey mouse:
come get this five cent ass whooping Kazutora.
Kazunana:
Come try me then bro💀
Mikey mouse:
STOP CALLING ME THAT
Baji admirer:
we still haven't added Takemichi💀
Mikey mouse:
OH RIGHT HOLD ON
-Mikey mouse added takemicheeks-
Takemicheeks:
yall forgot about me🧍♀️
Baji admirer:
sorry partner
We were just distracted by someone
:Me
👍
Takemicheeks:
Y/N???????
:Me
Hi
Dimwit:
YOU KNOW THIS PERSON
btw y'all like my typing skills
Kazunana:
why u taking credit for grammarly💀
Dimwit:
I will rip those bananas out your hair just wait Kazutora.
Kazunana:
Oh shiver me timbers💀
Baji admirer:
Partner how do you know this person?
Takemicheeks:
Y/n is an older cousin from my moms side
Mikey mouse:
their name is Y/n?
:Me
It's her mate
Mikey mouse:
mb I didn't know u were a female🤷♀️
Thing 1:
HI N/N
:Me
Hi Naho
Dimwit:
YALL KNOW EACHOTHER TOO??
Thing 1:
yup N/n's my wife😘
:Me
Im not his wife
He's just a childhood friend
Thing 2:
hi N/n
:Me
Hi souya
Thing 2:
Hi
Thing 1:
WOW SO I GET REJECTED BUT HE DOESN'T?
:Me
I never rejected you
Thing 1:
DONT TALK TO ME ANYMORE
:Me
Sooo dramatic ml
Dimwit:
SO YALL KNEW THIS PERSON AND DIDNT TELL US?
Thing 1:
we thought it was funny or atleast I did
Thing 2:
Nahoya mom is telling you to clean ur room
Thing 1:
HUH
BYE N/N😘
:Me
BYE NAHO
Takemicheeks:
shouldn't some of y'all introduce urselfs to my cousin?
Mikey mouse:
RIGHT ILL GO FIRST
my name is Manjiro Sano but please call me Mikey!
:Me
"!"
Mikey mouse:
blocked.
:Me
Sorry
Mikey mouse:
It's okay N/n-chin!
Drake:
You're too trusting Mikey
Mikey mouse:
shes takemitchys cousin tho
Drake:
?
Takemicheeks:
yea shes my cousin
Drake:
I'll go next than
I'm Ken Ryuguji but call me Draken
:Me
Kay
Mikey mouse:
YOU DIDNT INSULT HIM?
:Me
I said sorry did I not?
Kazunana:
that was like dry asf💀
Baji admirer:
should I go next?🤓
Kazunana:
Yes
Baji admirer:
name is chifuyu matsuno
:Me
Oh that's a nice name
Baji admirer:
.
Kazunana:
you broke the virgin
-They all did their introductions-
Takemicheeks:
now that that's finished my mom wants u to go somewhere with us Y/n
:Me
Kay I'm omw
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I got up from my bed to get dressed, I wore (your choice) and was walking to Michi's house with my headphones on, One side was broken so I was still able to hear.
"OW!"
I took off my headphones and looked around to see a person on the ground.
'Blonde and black hair.. Huh.'
"HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING DUMBASS."
"I'm sorry."
"Baji-San it's okay I'm sure she didn't mean it."
"What if she did mean it?!"
I stood still for a long while thinking about whether or not I should beat up these kids, I was contemplating if I should or shouldn't but my dear savior Michi ran out his house to give me a hug.
"It's been so long since I've last seen you Y/n!"
"Y/N?!?!"
Both me and Michi stopped hugging and turned to the duo with a look of disappointment as if they had ruined the moment.
'How loud could you be?'
"Wait so you're Y/n, TAKEMICHIS COUSIN?"
"Sorry for bumping into you."
"No, I'm sorry that Baji was being a dumbshit."
"Dw your good."
"SINCE WHEN DID TAKEMICHI HAVE A PRETTY COUSIN?"
"Well.. I'm guessing you're Baji but me and Michi have plans right now sooo I guess I'll talk to you guys later?"
"Yeah okay bye L/n-san."
"Just call me Y/n."
I waved bye at them and started walking towards the direction of Michi's house while talking shit about the people in the neighborhood.
As I entered Michi's house I can hear Michi's mom shout my name to see if I was there, I said yes and she ran to where me and Michi were and gave me a big hug.
"it's been so long since I have last seen you dear!"
I was going to greet her when her grip on me tightened and she started sobbing saying how she missed me.
"I haven't seen you since last Christmas auntie, how've you been?"
"It's been wonderful so far thank you for asking N/n!"
"That's great."
She wiped away her tears and clapped before hurrying us up.
"Well there's no time to waste get in the car kids!"
Both me and Michi were chatting in the car when we heard a bunch of notifications from both our phones.
I decided to check where the notifications were from and saw it was from the group-chat.
~
GANG GANG
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Dimwit:
OMFG
@Takemicheeks YOU NEVER TOLD US YOU HAD A PRETTY COUSIN
Baji admirer:
^
Mikey mouse:
YALL SAW N/N-CHIN?
AWW I WANNA SEE HER
Takemicheeks:
❓
Ohhh yeah they saw Y/n
Dimwit:
WE DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS PRETTY THO
:Me
Right because I don't think any pretty person would know you too
Baji admirer:
Damn dude that came out wrong
Thing 1:
can y'all stfu
I'm boutta get my ass beat cuz y'all are spamming and shit
Takemicheeks:
sorry smiley-kun
They're being loud because they met Y/n
Thing 1:
I backread
Chifuyu and baji y'all met Y/n?
Dimwit:
WHY DIDNT U TELL US SHE WAS PRETTY YOU PINK HAIRED FUCK
Thing 1:
Y'all didn't ask tf
Thing 2:
^
Dimwit:
Wtv😒
:Me
Oh shit those kids were you guys?
Dimwit:
YES
Mikey mouse:
Smiley.
We are coming to ur school tmrw to see Y/n-chin.
Thing 1:
school ain't even start yet😭
Mikey mouse:
idc I'm tracking yo ass down.
Dimwit:
I second that
Thing 1:
y'all finna get Y/n in trouble💀
I aint gonna get blamed for this so don't bring me into it
Kazunana:
just blame Mikey
Mikey mouse:
kazutora don't start.
Kazunana:
I will knock you into another family🤨
Mikey mouse:
try me hoe
Takemicheeks:
well me and Y/n gotta go so
Mikey mouse:
WAIT DONT LEAVE LEMME SEE Y/N
Takemicheeks:
🫥
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I looked at my phone losing all hope for humanity due to their limited amount of iq, it's so tragic that it's actually funny.
"BAHAHHAHAH."
"THE FUCK IS YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?"
"Kids quiet down!"
"Sorry mom/auntie."
Michi's mom sighed and looked back on the road.
"Oh, we're almost at the mall kids!"
"BET."
I was really excited to go shopping because I needed new clothes real bad, we don't fucking talk about my old ones.
-Time skip to them in the mall-
I walked into a clothing store with Michi and was asking his opinion on things, he didn't really know anything about fashion so I quit asking him and went to find another girl my age for her opinion.
"GAH DAMN."
I fucking fell, it wasn't even painful since I got hit by a motorcycle, alright so this doesn't hurt but stubbing your toe and paper cuts do? Ridiculous.
"HOLY SHIT I AM SO SORRY."
I saw a brunette-ish girl reaching for my hand and I was out of it so I didn't take her hand.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah thanks you're really pretty by the way."
"O-oh thanks."
"No problem."
I took her hand and thanked her for helping, I then dusted my self off and gave her an introduction as well as a smile.
"The names Y/n L/n."
"Yuzuha shiba."
She offered me a smile too, I found out that me and her were the same age and had similar interests. It was great since she would understand if I asked her questions about what I should buy.
I was asking her opinion on a lot of things and she invited me to shop with her.
We were walking around the clothing store and I had some bags in my hand, it was heavy but I've dealt with worse so it really isn't that bad.
"We should get matching keychains!"
"We should Yuzuha!"
Apparently shes going to the same school as me too, but sadly she had to go so we exchanged numbers and I went to go find Michi.
"There you are WOAH! how many things did you buy?"
"New clothes and some other things."
"Well we should get back to the car, my mom wants to go someplace else."
"Okayyy."
We walked back to the car, got inside and drove to the nearest convenience store so we could buy groceries for dinner.
-Time skip to inside the convenience store-
Me and Michi were in the snack isle looking at the varieties while crying because we knew our fatasses were broke as shit when a voice interrupted a special grievance.
"TAKEMICHI IS THAT YOU?"
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