Owen: im so sorry buddy :(((
Owen removed Sierra from the group chat.
Noah: thank gods
Cody: that's mean nono, she was recovering!
Heather: you are saying that as if Sierra were quitting drugs
Cody: well, she is, im as addictive as marihuana ;)
Noah: I can't confirm that btw
Trent: Damm Noah, to your own bf too...
Noah: shut up Trenton, im only saying that because I never did drugs
Cody: AWWW
Cody: then im as addictive as books ;)
Noah: oh
Noah: can't confirm that btw
Harold: gosh, Noah...
Cody: rude
Owen: guys.... Together we are..
Owen changed "Total Boner Island" to "Together we are total drama island"
Courtney: alright, so?
Owen: TOGETHER WE ARE TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!!!
Duncan: yeah, without us total drama wouldn't exist, we rock
Courtney: what's this? Duncan including everyone in a nice sentence?
Duncan: that was NOT a nice sentence, that was just facts
Duncan: but not in a nice or good way ofc
Duncan: I'm a criminal
Geoff: sniff sniff sniff....
Geoff: guys you smell that??
DJ: smell what?
Geoff: season 1 duncey vibes...
DJ: UMMMM I dont think that geoff haha
Geoff: no, my sweet DJ, you know dang well 😞😞😞
DJ: duncey is not happening, dude :)
Trent: agreeing with DJ there
Courtney: thank you guys
Duncan: dudes 💀💀💀
Geoff: Trenton and Devon Joseph are right, duncey is not happening...
Geoff: because...
Geoff: we four are happily, polyamorously and gayly married...
Gwen: my brain exploted trying to read that
Heather: ^ tbh
Duncan: Geoff im not gay
Geoff: "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE" -me
Geoff: can't believe someone as cool as me quoted me😱
DJ: Duncan we talked about this..
Trent: yea
Duncan: ugh
Duncan: but if I come out this chat wouldn't have anything funny and people would stop reading it
Cody: what people..?
Heather: is Sierra hacking our chats to put them in her stupid blogs?
Duncan: you know what forget it I'm a bit high
Cody: expecbted
Courtney: expected*
Cody: oh yea sorry it's hard to text when u are having sex rn
Tyler: 😦
Noah: Cody
Noah: cuddling doesn't mean we're having sex
Lindsay: service is overrated
Tyler: Sex*
Ezekiel: agreed, eh!
Beth: yup!
Lindsay: hi biblical!
Beth: 🏥 (I dont find the church emoji smh)
Noah: Cody is still a Virgin
Leshawna: random ass response
Noah: I mean, he doesn't want to have sex bc he's scared or something, so I'm waiting for him
Leshawna: boy, literally no one asked
Noah: and he's feeling insecure because he's trans and doesn't know how to do sex like that
Gwen: fuck him in the ass and ignore his male vagina
Heather: MALE VAGIna 💀💀💀
Owen added Alejandro and Sierra to the group chat.
Alejandro: Cody has a male vagina too, amigo?
Noah: don't call it male vagina💀
Alejandro: it's cool amigo, Tyler and I have male vaginas too
Alejandro: and Geoff too I think
Geoff: no dude, I don't have a male vagina but I totally support male vaginas and female penises 🥳🥳
Leshawna: thanks for your support ig
Owen: HEY AL!! WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN NOAH HOW YOU AND TYLER DO SEX?? MAYBE THAT HELPS HIM With CODY!!
Alejandro: I would love to, amigo, but Tyler and I prefer to keep private our sex life
Tyler: exactly!
Noah: Owen, they can't help me because they both have "male vaginas"
Owen: but they can give you some tips!
Gwen: I think I can help you, noah
Gwen: since Heather has a female penis, i can try and help you out
Noah: no, thanks. I don't want to know how you and the queen bee have sex
Owen changed "Together we are total drama island" to "Together we are total drama world tour"
Sierra: EEEE SO TRUE
Harold: I think that's obvious, gosh!
Blaineley added herself to the group chat.
Blaineley: I am a really important part of world tour, of course
Chris: we only added you because you wont stop CRYING about it
Chef: duh
Izzy: when you two marry, chef is going to wear the dress, right?
Izzy: like, he IS the bottom
Chris: damn right he is haha
Izzy: E-SCOPE IS ALWAYS RIGHT HAHAHA
Chef: you wish, Chris
Geoff: wait Noah, what if Cody wants to insert his male vagina into your ass?
Justin: all women are the same, they put their vagina inside you and leave
Bridgette: ?????
Duncan: I wish Courtney put her vagina inside me
Courtney: 💀
Courtney left the group chat.
DJ: I dont really know if what Duncan said is gay or straight..
Geoff: well, my little buff marshmallow, what dunki uwu said is bisexual, because he wants to have something inside his little tight asshole, but what he wants inside his nice ass is a vagina, do you understand?
Cody: *Courtney cornered Duncan against the wall, holding his wrists tightly so he couldn't escape. Duncan's cheeks were painted a crimson red, melting at Courtney's dominant presence... Duncan could only think about how Courtney's vagina would feel inside his ass, how Courtney would force him into submission, and that made his little friend starting to wake up.*
Noah: how do I kill myself?
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