incorrect LMK

part 4

1.

mk: dumbest scar stories, go!

sandy: i burned my tongue once drinking tea

pigsy: i dropped sandy's hair dryer on my leg once and it burned

mei: i have a piece of graphite in my leg from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in first grade

tang: i was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and i got a really bad burn

mk: i have emotional scars


2.

mei: the floor is lava!

sandy: *helps pigsy onto the counter*

mei: *kicks tang off the sofa*

mk: *lays on the floor*

tang: ..are you okay?

mk: no.


3.

wukong: you're a lying piece of shit!

macaque: oh yeah? you're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

wukong: i'm leaving and i'm taking mk with me!

mk, gathering cards: aaand that's enough Monopoly for today


4.

tang: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

nezha: sober.

mk, mei: maybe a bit tipsy?

pigsy: drunk.

sandy, macaque: wasted.

wukong: dead.


5.

*everyone giving advice to mk*

mei: it's okay to ask for help.

wukong: you're not a burden

macaque: murder is okay

sandy: your feelings matter


6.

macaque: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

wukong: you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid


7.

red son, trying his best to encourage mk: don't let anyone ruin your day

mei, proud: yeah!

red son: it's your day

red son: ruin it yourself

mei: nO


8. 

mk: what movie is this?

tang: i love you man

mk: i love you too but seriously what's the movie called?

tang: I LOVE YOU MAN

mk: I LOVE YOU TOO, BRO


9.

wukong: nezha are you gay

nezha: i'm homophobic

wukong: he's avoiding the question!


10.

spider queen: you might be the most annoying person i know

mayor: might be?? what do you mean might be?! THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE?


11.

pigsy: did you separate the egg whites from the yolks?

mk: yeeep! here are the whites, and the yolks are over theerree!

pigsy: mk those aren't the whites, they're the shells

mk: and what color are they, mr. know-it-all?