1.
pigsy: when i was your age-
mei, mocking: when i was your height
pigsy:
pigsy: listen here you little shit
2.
nezha: i regret being dragged into your homosexual tomfoolery
3.
mk: can i have your number?
red son, visibly texting: sorry, i don't have a phone
4.
lbd: i left instructions for everyone while im gone
mayor, raising his hand: spider queen's, huntsman's, syntax's and goliath's all just say "no"
lbd: i want you to apply that to every possible situation
5.
sandy: why did you leave wrestlemania on for the cats?
pigsy: they need to learn how to protect us
6.
mk, looking at his watch: it's been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since i've been insulted.
mk: it's been about 5 seconds since i've been assaulted, but let's not talk about that
7.
brotherhood wukong: i truly believe that water can solve all your problems
b!wukong: weight loss? drink water
b!wukong: clear skin? drink water
b!macaque, interjecting: want to get rid of someone? drown them
peng: *slowly moves farther away from macaque*
8.
red son: what is this?
mk, hugging red son: affection!
red son: disgusting
red son: . . . do it again
9.
mk watching lbd and wukong fight: this can't get any worse
lbd, possessing wukong: sure it can! give me two minutes
incorrect LMK
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