1.
mk: hey monkey king, can i get some dating advice?
wukong: just because im with macaque doesnt mean i know how i did it
2.
wukong: lady bone demon, my old archenemy
macaque: . . . i thought i was your archenemy?
wukong: i have a life outside of you macaque
3.
huntsman: if i die, would you guys even mourn me?
spider queen: it's funny that you think death is going to get you out of this job
4.
red son, dropping mei off at the airport: have a safe flight
mei: that's not really up to me-
red son, already driving off: die then
5.
mk: in my defense, i was left unsupervised
nezha: wasn't wukong with you?
wukong: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised
6.
mei: i made us friendship bracelets!
pigsy: we're not really the jewlery type
mei: oh, well if you don't want it-
tang: no, fuck off, we're gonna wear it forever
7.
pigsy: how d'you want your coffee?
mk, mentally breaking down in the middle of s4: as dark as my soul
pigsy: a glass of milk then
8.
wukong: ughhh this is killing me
nezha: good
nezha: die