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We all love the drivers, that's just a fact. And we all ship them. That's a fact too. This book is full of m... Více

CHAPTER 00 || Hi!
CHAPTER 01 || Ferrari is shit
CHAPTER 02 || Goated in F1
CHAPTER 03 || Newbies?
CHAPTER 04 || Changes!?
CHAPTER 05 || Private Chat Chaos
CHAPTER 06 || Max's Dads
CHAPTER 07 || Guess who's back?
CHAPTER 08 || Fireee
CHAPTER 09 || High Kevin
CHAPTER 10 || ✨️Spaziergang✨️
CHAPTER 11 || Fan arts
CHAPTER 12 || Animals
CHAPTER 13 || Monaco Sunday
CHAPTER 14 || Monaco 2017
CHAPTER 15 || Padel Cup
CHAPTER 16 || Christian
CHAPTER 17 || Parents
CHAPTER 18 || The plan
CHAPTER 19 || Sleepover
CHAPTER 20 || Truth or Dare
CHAPTER 21 || Sleeping Troubles
CHAPTER 22 || Quotes
CHAPTER 23 || The cookies
CHAPTER 24 || Division of the children
CHAPTER 25 || Scared Babys
CHAPTER 26 || McLaren on a Mission
CHAPTER 27 || Gosjean-Button Family
CHAPTER 28 || Danny at MotoGP
CHAPTER 29 || Seb and the Vettel children
CHAPTER 30 || Karting track
CHAPTER 31 || They're back
NOT A CHAPTER
CHAPTER 32 || His reason to hold on
CHAPTER 33 || DC or Marvel
CHAPTER 34 || The reunion
CHAPTER 35 || Arthur isn't gay??
CHAPTER 36 || Not again!
CHAPTER 37 || Simi at the highest level
CHAPTER 38 || Exposed (Credits: The Haas boys)
THE END?
CHAPTER 39 || The End of Mini Seb
CHAPTER 40 || SHOCK
CHAPTER 41 || Fucking up speaking
CHAPTER 42 || Mick's being Mick
CHAPTER 44 || Monopoly
CHAPTER 45 || Old days ❤️‍🩹
CHAPTER 46 || Red Bull Seb
CHAPTER 47 || The past of Romain
CHAPTER 48 || It's alright
CHAPTER 49 || The family trees
CHAPTER 50 || Everything is fine

CHAPTER 43 || Pick up lines

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Mick: THERE IS A FLYING COW!!!

Kimi: The fuck?

Mick: Oh, never mind, it's Nicos Renault

Hulkie: ...

Kevin: That...WOW! Phew, that was a low blow

Mick: Which leads us to the next topic!

Alex: ✨️Pick-up lines✨️

Yuki: Are you French Pierre?

Pierre: You know that I am, why?

Yuki: Because Eiffel for you

Pierre: Oh my...

Max: Christian always says to follow my dreams

Max: Lead the way Charlie :)

Charles: kajdkksndkslsldnynslslks

Checo: I see you like tequila Dani. Does that mean you'll give me a shot?

Daniil: Ofc it's something with tequila 😂

Passi: Do you know the difference between history and you?

Stoffel: What is it?

Passi: History is the past and you are my future

Stoffel: I- I-

Max: HE'S BWOKEN!! HAHA

Lando: Stop with the bwoken

Carlos: Do you have a map Lando?

Lando: No, why?

Carlos: I just got lost in your eyes.

Este: Kiss me if I’m wrong Lance, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Lance: Sorry, but I think you'll receive a kiss WHEN YOU'RE BACK WITH THE POPCORN

Este: 😬

Danny: Are you a keyboard Marc?

Marc: How...

Danny: Because you're just my type

Marc: Okay, that one was acceptable

Alex: My Papa said sharing is caring but, no...you're all mine!

George: Good to know

Lando: Good to know that George immediately knows that the pick up line is for him

Charles: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT!!

Kimi: Can I borrow a kiss Sebby? I promise to give one back

Mick: You broke him 🥲

Nikita: I broke you too :)

Kimi: EXCUSE ME?!

Nikita: Whoopsie

Mick: 🤭

Mark: They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Nando: That one was okay

Mick: I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Nikita: But you're already in my-

Kimi: EXCUSE ME MINI KVYAT?!

Nikita: Ehm...

Lewis: Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty

Max: OF COURSE NOW YOU AND BRITNEY ARE ONLINE

Michael: I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Mick: Didn't need to know that you're top 💀

Mika: It's actually the other way around

Mick: I STILL DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT

Danny: With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.

Marc: This one is better. But same

Max: I'll just ignore this one

Pascal: Like Seb ignored Kimis?

Charles: 😂😂😂

Pierre: I'm dying

Jense: I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Nico: That one was a low blow

Romain: You need to go down for it too ;)

Max: 💀

Nando: 2016 VIBES!!

Lewis: Pretty gay

Jense: Because I am?

Kimi: For I'd gone from soft to hard in 2 Seconds

Stoffel: Still for Seb

Michael: F1 RIZZ

Max: WOHOOO

Charles: You can't top that

Mick: I'm pretty sure Seb would be bottom, yes

Seb: Says who

Max: IT'S TOPPED

Max: IT'S TOPPED

*Toto left the group chat*

Hulkie: He's a little traumatized?

Kevin: I'm too

Oscar: I didn't understand the last ones :(

Logan: Same

Mick: They're still so little 🥹🥹

Stoffel: How innocent must Max have been than

Max: Way less

Jense: Thanks to the brocedes drama

Lewis: Time to go offline

Nico: Definitely

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Next one :)

I needed some for my best friend and just made a chapter out of it.

I don't know about you but my tiktok for you page is just Christmas, Lewis with kids (fucking adorable) or Max having Christian as a dad and Toto being a dad to Mick.

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