[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.]
Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]
Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!
[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.]
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.]
Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]
Blitzo: *groans* Ugh, can you two not?
Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?
Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.
Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzo: Uh huh!
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitzo: Mhm!
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!
[He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.]
Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.
[Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound. They walk offscreen.]
Blitzo: ...Ember, you're coming with me!
He grabs her by her wrist.
Ember: Wha- hey! I never agreed to this!
Blitzo runs out the office while dragging Ember out, followed by the door being slammed. The scene cuts to Hell's version of a subway.]
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Intercom: Elevator 666 departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes.
[Moxxie fixes his bowtie, Millie walks on screen. They both walk off together and Blitzo peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie and Moxxie sit down in a waiting area as Blitzo and Ember spies on them behind a newspaper. Blitzo calls Loona.]
Loona: (voicemail) Yeah, it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it.
Blitzo: Hey, Loonie. Just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late. I got something important tonight.
[Blitzo ends the voicemail and smirks.]
Ember: *arms crossed* Still don't know why you dragged me here.
Blitzo: *puts an arm around her* Relax, its only for today.
Ember: ...This. Means. Nothing! *removes Blitzo's arm off her*
[The scene cuts to several flickering neon signs. Then it zooms out to the front of Ozzie's and cuts to Moxxie and Millie walking inside the building. Blitzo attempts to follow them in, but the bouncer, Jesse, pulls him aside.]
Jesse: Woah there, buddy. Got a reservation?
Blitzo: Oh, yeah. I'm with those two.
Jesse: This club is for couples only.
Blitzo: It's what?
Jesse: No date, no reservation, no entry. *looks at Ember* You with him?
Ember: *scoffs* Over my dead body.
[Blitzo looks up and down at Jesse, and tries to pick up the bouncer as his date, instead.]
Blitzo: ...Y-you know, *bats eyes* you have really nice eyes, daddy?
[He gets thrown into the lid of a dumpster, then shut inside. Ember walks in front of the wastebin. Blitzo pops up out of the trash.]
Blitzo: You fucking prude! *Flips him off behind his back*
[He gets out, his tail gets caught, and he ends up on top of trash bags.]
Blitzo: God damn it, Ember! We had a chance!
Ember: No offense, Blitz, but I'd rather be caught dead than enter that damn place.
[He crosses his arms and smiles. It cuts to Stolas in his mansion's dining area, pouring milk into his cereal. He groans as it shows him sitting at an empty table. He carries his bowl to a couch and covers himself with a blanket. Stolas turns on the TV to "Hell-a-Novela" and slumps down.]
Gabriella: Ay, why won't you love me Alejandro?
Stolas: That's a mood, Gabriella. *eats a spoonful of cereal*
[The telephone rings. Smoke comes out and says "Blitzy is calling". Stolas realizes and slightly chokes but then scrambles over to the phone, spilling his bowl and getting stuck in his blanket in the process.]
Stolas: Helloo? Hello, Blitzy?
Blitzo: Stolas, heyyy. You-uh, shit... you busy tonight?
Stolas: Umm, why do you ask?
Blitzo: I was wondering if you... wanna come with me to a club tonight?
Stolas: Are you asking me on a date, Blitzy? *blushing and his pupils turn into hearts*
Blitzo: I-yes, I suppose that is what's happening. How fast can you get down to Lust?
Stolas: I can be ready in twenty!
Blitzo: Alright, fantastic. See you soon.
Stolas: I'll see you, Blitzy~
[Stolas pulls out an outfit, transitioning to him putting on eyeliner, looking in the mirror. He turns around and puts on blush. It switches over to Blitzo pacing back and forth on a street, while Ember taps her foot.]
Blitzo: Come on, come on, come on...
[Stolas arrives and steps through a glowing portal behind Blitzo and Ember.]
Stolas: Oh, Blitzy. I'm here~
[A spotlight appears on Blitzo.]
Blitzo: Wow. That's a bit overkill, don't ya think?
Stolas: *chuckles as he fixes his suit* W-well, I-I just wanted to look a little nicer for you. This is our first real date after all.
Blitzo: *whispers to Ember* Remember the plan?
Ember: *nods* *whispers back* But, how am I supposed to get in?
Blitzo: *whispers loudly* Well, maybe if you went along with the original plan, we wouldn't be here!
Ember: In your dreams!
Stolas looks at them with concern.
Blitzo: Fine, jus-, Stolas find a way to sneak Ember in.
Stolas: Anything for you, my dear Blitzy!
[They both walk off together, holding hands.]
Blitzo: Oh yeah, I guess this is, huh.
Jesse: You, again? Beat it, shithea-
Stolas: Ahem, do we have a problem?
Jesse: ...Oh! Uh, shit! Uh, my apologies, your highness. Uh, please go right in.
[Blitzo pops out behind the curtain and flips off the bouncer before going inside.]
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[Blitzo and Stolas enter Ozzie's and find a table. Ember is seen on the ceiling, avoiding being caught.]
Stolas: *gasps* Oh, MY! Oh, no; No, but, yes! Oh, Blitzo, how romantic is this? What made you choose such a place to bring me?
Blitzo: *pulls out a pair of binoculars* Oh, it just sounded like- I just thought we'd have a blast here, you know? *spots his employees* Gotcha!
Stolas: Oh, Blitzo. What are you looking at?
Blitzo: *without looking at him* I'm looking at nothing; how about that?
[A waitress named Crane comes over to their table.]
Crane: Can I get you two off- I mean, start you two off with some drinks?
Stolas: Yes! Um, perhaps some wine to share; do you prefer red wine or white, Blitzo? Or perhaps some champagne?
Blitzo: *still not facing him* Yeah, whatever.
Stolas: *nervously chuckles* Well, perhaps all three. Why not? So, Blitzo, how was your day?
Blitzo: *finally looks at Stolas* Huh? Oh, good I guess. We killed a bunch of beardos
Stolas: THAT sounds fun! How did you kill them?
Blitzo: How? I-I-I mean, there was a lot of them, so I-bullets.
Stolas: Right, right... so, what made you decide to ask me out after all this time?
Blitzo: Uhhhh...
[Music starts playing and several dancers descend from the ceiling.]
Fizzarolli: (voiceover) Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight! *descends from the center stage, along with Jingabelle* Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's: Lust ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!
Stolas: Did he just say Asmodeus?
Blitzo: Oh, no fucking way. Not HIM! *hides behind a menu*
Fizzarolli: I am the one and only Fizzarolli! And this is my dearest cousin, Jingabelle!
Jingabelle starts jingling her bells in enjoyment.
Jingabelle: We are so excited to have you all here today!
Fizzarolli: Some of you may recognize these dashing clown faces from our numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself and uh, *rolls up a sleeve, revealing a cybernetic arm]* ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight: Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream and The Squirterz!
[Verosika appears at the bar and quickly shoves aside Wally Wackford as the latter hands her a drink. Verosika then poses during a paparazzi as members of the Squirterz appear beside her.]
Fizzarolli: But, as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?
[Audience laughs.]
Fizzarolli: Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah Oh, wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue!
[Both Stolas and Blitzo look away.]
Fizzarolli: That robo me and Jin made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean. *giggles maniacally*
Random patron: Oh, I know what you mean! I have four of them!
Fizzarolli: *pulls out hidden mic* Okay, keep that guy FAR away from us. *back to the audience* So, without wasting any more time, our little opening act is a fresh one! Coming at us from a little imp from the Wrath, give it up for Moxxie... with no creative stage name whatsoever.
[The audience applauds, as Moxxie gets up with his guitar before kissing Millie on the cheek. Fizzarolli and Jingabelle move from their spot to another, as Moxxie takes the stage.]
Moxxie: Hello, everyone -- (feedback from the microphone) Oh! *clears throat* Hi, thank you for letting me be here. It's an honor to play.
Wally Wackford: *off-screen, slurring* Uh, hurry up, Bullet, and, uh, SING, boy! I say, I say--
Moxxie: This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary.
[Cut to Millie with a happy look on her face.]
Moxxie: I love you Millie. *starts strumming his guitar as he begins to sing his song.*
Moxxie: ♫I love you. ♫
Moxxie: ♫More than the brimstone loves the fire.♫
Moxxie: ♫More than Beelze loves her bub♫
Moxxie: ♫More than a maggot loves gangrenes stubs♫
[During the song, everyone looks with a confused look on their face. Millie is just touched by the song playing, and Fizzarolli and Jingabelle look at their companion hidden in the shadows with smug looks while their companion glares.]
Moxxie: ♫You make my spirit sing♫
Moxxie: ♫Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell♫
Moxxie: ♫Our love is a story sweet to tell♫
Moxxie: ♫Yeah, you cast a special Satanic spell♫
Moxxie: ♫Over my heart♫
[The smoke machines activates, hitting Millie directly. The scene is full of pink smoke and hearts only surrounding Moxxie and Millie.]
Moxxie: ♫Love is a journey we decided to start♫
Moxxie: ♫Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart♫
Moxxie:♫I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you♫
[Singing the same line over and over, this is drowned by Fizzarolli, Asmodeus and Jingabelle saying the same thing over him. Their silhouettes are shown laughing right behind his back. They appear from the smoke.]
Asmodeus: ♫You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!♫
Asmodeus: ♫What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lu-u-u-u-u-ust!♫
Asmodeus: ♫Give me a thrust! ♫
[Fizzarolli makes trumpet sounds]
Asmodeus: ♫Show me some lust! ♫
[Fizzarolli trumpets, again.]
Asmodeus: ♫From the groin to the bust! In desire we trust, in the House of Asmodeus♫
Fizzarolli: *vocalizing, again* Trumpet! Hah!
Asmodeus: ♫Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade♫
Asmodeus: ♫Perform your feelings on a velvety stage♫
Asmodeus: ♫Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!♫
Asmodeus: ♫You wanna hang around this lustful town?♫
Asmodeus: ♫Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around! ♫
Asmodeus ♫Here we sing about wants and desires♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!♫
Asmodeus: ♫So, give me a thrust♫
Asmodeus: ♫Show me some lu-u-u-u-ust♫
Asmodeus: ♫From the groin to the bust, Little Imp, you just must♫
Asmodeus: ♫In the House of Asmodeus♫
Asmodeus: ♫Come on, sing us a so-o-o-o-ong!♫
[Asmodeus dances on a pole while Fizzarolli throws money on him]
Asmodeus: ♫Make sure the subject is getting it on♫
Asmodeus: ♫Make it graphic and tantrically long♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "schlong"!♫
Asmodeus: ♫Go ahead, your mic's on! ♫
[Moxxie nervously continues his part of the song. He strums his guitar once more quietly.]
Moxxie: ♫I want to...♫
Fizzarolli: Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?
Moxxie: ♫Make gentle love to you♫
[Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are not pleased with the response he gave.]
Asmodeus: Ugh!
Asmodeus: ♫What a limp-dick imp, you're really killing the vibe♫
Asmodeus: ♫Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride!♫
[The audience make fun of Moxxie, until the song is interrupted by Blitzo speaking up.]
Blitzo: Hey, now. I've watched those two pork many times.
[Moxxie is surprised to find Blitzo here.]
Moxxie: What?! Blitzo?!
Blitzo: And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting.
[Moxxie has a disgusted look on his face. Fizzarolli pops in.]
Fizzarolli: ♫Is that Blitz-o? So, you're showing your face?!♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Hey, everybody! This guy's a total disgrace!♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Some nerve you've got to comment on a relationship♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!♫
[Verosika appears behind the two with the spotlight on her.]
Verosika: Oh, Blitz-o?
Verosika: ♫I used to date him (date him, date him!)♫
Blitzo: *annoyed* Oh, Verosika, you're here.
Verosika: ♫I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him!)♫
Verosika: ♫Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn!)♫
Verosika: ♫He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick bag!)♫
Verosika: ♫A selfish imp in the sheets♫
[Verosika backs Blitzo against the wall.]
Verosika: ♫And just as bad in the streets♫
Verosika: ♫A reckless, heartbreaking freak!♫
Asmodeus: ♫Who's that at the table? Is your date a demon prince?♫
[Fizzarolli gets a closer look at Stolas.]
Asmodeus: ♫Stolas, is that you?♫
Wally Wackford: Are you sleepin' with an Imp?!
Asmodeus: ♫Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall♫
Asmodeus: ♫You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all♫
[Illusions of Octavia and Stella appear before him, until they walk away and disappear, leaving only Blitzo in front of him.]
Asmodeus: ♫I hope you didn't give it up. So, you and him could get it on♫
[Stolas and Blitzo look away from each other in shame. Ember looks from above, her face red from anger. But, then she started to lose her grip.]
Ember: *quietly* Shit!
[Her fingers started to slip off one by one. She falls, but then holds onto a curtain, followed by the sound of it tearing. Everyone's gaze soon turned away from them and are looking towards Ember's direction. Now, the spotlight is on her.]
Jingabelle: Emberlyn?!
Ember: Don't fucking call me that!
[There was an awkward silence between the two of them.]
(ANYWAYS...!)
Asmodeus: ♫You sold your life for a thrust!♫
Asmodeus: ♫Now, that's the spirit of lu-u-u-ust!♫
Asmodeus: ♫Grab your groin or a bust♫
Asmodeus: ♫Prepare to get your hair mussed♫
Asmodeus: ♫Pretend you don't see that crust♫
Asmodeus: ♫Hump 'til your junk turns to dust!♫
Fizzarolli and Asmodeus: ♫In the House of Asmode-e-e-e--♫
[Millie interrupts the verse by smacking Fizzarolli and then Jingabelle with Moxxie's guitar.]
Asmodeus: Hey!
Millie: I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox. [Hands Moxxie back his guitar.]
Moxxie: Yeah, I was.
[Moxxie strums his guitar once more.]
Moxxie: ♫I love us♫
Moxxie: ♫I love us just the way we are♫
[Asmodeus tends to a knocked out Fizzarolli and Jingabelle.]
Moxxie: ♫Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't♫
[Lithe, the stagehand, looks at this with boredom, but accidentally pulls one of the levers, lifting Moxxie and Millie up.]
Moxxie: ♫I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes♫
Moxxie: ♫I'll never take you for granted♫
Moxxie: ♫I'll always give you my best♫
Moxxie: ♫And if you can offer the same thing♫
Moxxie: ♫We'll handle the rest♫
Moxxie: ♫'Cause I love you♫
[Asmodeus and Fizzarolli share a cuddle, Jingabelle looks at them with a smile, while Verosika drinks a cup of wine.]
Moxxie: ♫'Cause I love you♫
[Moxxie and Millie lean in for a passionate kiss. The audience applauds. Stolas looks at Blitzo who seems humiliated. He reaches his hand towards his to comfort him, but Blitzo pulls his hand away from Stolas.]
Blitzo: You know what? This was a mistake. Alright, let's just -- let's just leave.
Stolas: Oh. Right. Of course.
[Blitzo and Stolas leave the building. Moxxie and Millie still sharing a kiss, while Fizzarolli, with an unimpressed face, and Asmodeus watch in on them.]
Asmodeus: Aww... ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me! *demonic voice* GET THE FUCK OUT!
[Cut to the outside of Stolas's castle, Blitzo drives Stolas back to his place, who bumps his head getting out of the van.]
Stolas: Thank you, for...inviting me out tonight. Despite everything that's happened, I...I enjoyed spending time with you.
Blitzo: *irritated* Yeah.
Stolas: You know, I have some more wine in the house. Octavia's with her mother this weekend. So, we could--
Blitzo: I'm not fucking you tonight, okay? I'm really just -- [sighs] I'm really not in the mood, Stolas.
Stolas: We could talk, or... watch a movie, or... maybe cuddle?
Blitzo: Stolas, don't act like what we have is anything but you wanting me to fuck you, okay? You make that really clear all the time. *voice breaking* But, I just, I-I can't do it tonight, okay?
[Both Stolas and Blitzo look at each other with sad looks on their faces.]
Blitzo: I'm sorry.
Stolas: Okay. *sighs* Goodnight, Blitzo.
Blitzo: Night.
[Blitzo drives away from the mansion's driveway, leaving Stolas all by himself, shedding a tear, and sitting in front of his staircase, feeling some form of regret.]
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[The next scene shows Blitzo dropping of Ember, who's feeling stressed and agitated from the whole situation. Cut to Blitzo, sighing and walking into his apartment. His shadow is seen past a wall of various photos of his coworkers. Blitz is scribbled out in all of the photos he is in. He attempts to knock on Loona's door, despite the warning signs, and finds a note taped on the door that says, "Tex invited me to a party, B back late, Don't wait up!" Blitzo, disappointed again, slumps onto his couch, pulls out his phone, and looks at various photos of himself. He comes across a picture of him and Stolas cuddling, swipes to a picture of him drinking bubble tea with Moxxie and Millie, then swipes to a photo of him with Moxxie joining I.M.P., swiping to a photo to when he first adopted Loona, then swipes to a photo with him and Verosika. Eventually, he swipes to photos of his younger self with a younger Fizzarolli (whose skin color and head tattoo is similar to that of Blitzo's. And finally, Blitzo stops scrolling when he gets to a photo with him and his sister and mother. This causes him to curl up and cry into a pillow.]
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Jingabelle
True Name: Jingabelle
Nicknames:
Jin (Fizzarolli)
Likes:
Being with her cousin (Fizzarolli) and Asmodeus
Playing tricks
Entertainment
Fame
Dislikes:
Blood
Sharp objects
Obsessive fans
Species:
Imp Demon
Gender:
Female
Abilities:
Charisma
Status:
Active
Occupation:
Entertainer at Ozzie's
Circus performer (formerly)
Friends:
Fizzarolli (cousin)
Asmodeus
First Appearance:
Loo Loo Land (mentioned)
Ozzie's (official debut)
Appearance:
Jingabelle wears an oversized purple and burgundy cap and bells jester hat, boasting two long, floppy points that almost touch the ground, each adorned with delightful miniature bells, a black ruff with gold outlines, and a white collar with bells located below it. She dons a striking Lolita dress with a few vibrant colors inspired from Fizzarolli's color palette.
The top part of her dress is black and has two white hearts in the middle, one being upside down while the other is right side up. The skirt of her dress is blue and is adorned with a delightful array of bells encircling her waist and accentuating the dress's hem, along with spades and diamonds circling around the skirt. She also wears long black high boots, complete with metal heels, spades on the front foot, and five teal ring-like accents on the upper section, black gloves with hearts on the knuckles and palms, and white cuffs.
Her eyes captivate with unique blue irises, adding an enchanting touch to her appearance. She has a long, devilish red tail with black stripes alternating from each other, and a couple of white spots. Speaking of white spots, she has white hearts around her eyes, one right side up, the other upside down, and black harlequin diamonds. To finish it off, Jingabelle has long, fluffy white hair with curtain bangs framing her face.
Personality:
(Her and Fizzarolli share the same personality.)
Trivia:
Jingabelle and Fizzarolli are often mistaken as twins due to them looking alike.
(I am aware that I didn't make Jingabelle sing parts of the song.)