Izzy: IZZY IS GOING AS FREDDY FAZBER!!
Alejandro: Let me put José into your mouth
Izzy: AND THEN BITE HIS HEAD AND KILL HIM! SURE! HAHA
Izzy: THE ELIMINATION OF THE 87! HAHA
Tyler: I'm going as Ken!
Lindsay: im ton as baribe!
Heather: it's Barbie, linds
Cody: Heather??? Being??? Nice??? Towards??? Lindsay???? New??? Rare??? Aesthetic???
Lindsay: wer closet!
Gwen: I mean you two can't be in the closet because you already came out
Lindsay: eeehhh???
Duncan: bro turned into ezekiel 💀
Ezekiel: im having it with you, Duncan!
Harold: you know it's serious when zeke doesn't use the "eh", " hey", "yo" or "homie/s"
Bridgette: he's going feral. Good.
Bridgette: oh also I have something important to announce
Bridgette: well, WE have something important to announce
Courtney: ah, right
Courtney: we broke up, but we're in good terms dw
Bridgette: yup
DJ: OH WAIT WAIT
Private messages between "DJ :)" and "Dunki <3"
(DJ/Duncan)
DJ:): YOU READ IT?
Dunki <3: read what
DJ:):THE GC MQBDKAND
Dunki <3: WHA OH MY FUXKIN GOF
Dunki <3: I'm so gonna make Courtney fall in love with me again!
DJ:): yeah!!
DJ:): but, um- thinking about it better you really shouldn't try, y'know?
Dunki <3: 💀 why?
DJ:): Well uuuhhhh, she already got over your relationship and I think that, um, "flirting" with her now is gonna make things worse..
DJ:): maybe try later? She and Bridge just broke up
Dunki <3: ur right, idk what I would do without u DJ , thanks🖤
DJ:): yea, I got your back, dude,,, :)
"Total Boner Island" group chat.
Geoff: don't get me wrong, dude, I love eggs Benedict but I can't with the name 😞😞😞😞
Owen: BUT THEY HAVE THE PERFECT NAME! EGGS BENEDICT! THE! BEST! NAME!
Alejandro: I don't like eggs Benedict and I dont like the name either
Alejandro: like
Alejandro: where are those eggs from? Benedictlandia or some shit like that? 💀
Owen: OH NO AL, YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT
Tyler: eyeyey calm down dude! It's just some eggs!
Heather: watch him protecting AL
Lindsay: go Tyson go!
Tyler: thanks linds!
Alejandro: you're not helping, heather
Heather: I know
Owen: calm down? CALM DOWN!?
Owen: NO ONE EVER DISRESPECT EGGS BENEDICT LIKE THAT!
Owen: you are going to suffer my revenge al....
Owen added José to the group chat.
Leshawna: who's this? Some white boy?
José: Ñ
Noah: his first letter. Truly impressive
Alejandro: José....
José: Alejandro...
José: UNA POLLA COMO UNA OLLAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
DJ: hello? Who's this?
Duncan: did we miss something important? Not like I care or anything
Alejandro: José, this is not your place
José: Ñ
Noah: such inspiring words
José: Ñ
Noah: seems like he only knows how to type "Ñ", is he some kind of homo erectus or something?
José: Ñ
Alejandro: muy gracioso, José
José: well, where's my cuñado? I want to meet him since AL doesn't speak to me
Tyler: what's cuñado?
Izzy: quiero follarte!
Tyler: that's "Hello, how are you?" Izzy!
José: oh, it's you, Tyler!
José: how are you, dude?
Tyler: me?
Noah: is here anyone named Tyler?
Tyler: I'm Tyler, Noah!
Tyler: and I'm fine, José! wbu?
José: oh, I'm happy bcs I'm finally meeting my cuñado :)
Alejandro: vale vale, cállate y no hables con mi novio
Alejandro: y Tyler NO ES tu CUÑADO, NUNCA será tu CUÑADO
José: por qué tan enfadado, AL? Solo estamos hablando :)
Ezekiel: this seems like drama, eh!
Ezekiel: let me traduce everything, homies!
Ezekiel: here's a quick resume: Alejandro doesn't want José to talk to Tyler because Tyler is his boyfriend aaannnd basically Alejandro is getting mad at his brother, yo!
Harold: brothers fights? I should use one of my mad skills to stop them!
Duncan: here we go again
Harold: @José and @Alejandro
Harold: let's do a therapy session
Alejandro: I refuse
José: ^
Harold: we are here to help both of you! Alejandro, why are you always so mad at José?
Alejandro: since we were only kids, José would always win me at everything and then make fun of me for it, I signed to total drama to be the first at something for once in my life... BUT HE WAS THERE TOO
Harold: okay, gosh... what about you, José? Something to say?
José: well, for me, Alejandro had a natural way to do things and he was literally perfect, he was good at everything and I was jealous of him, so I had to be better at everything he was good at... This is just because I was jealous of him..
Alejandro: no sabía que te sentías así, José..
José: ahora lo sabes.. Perdón por haber sido un grano en el culo durante todo este tiempo, Alejandro
Alejandro: no, yo lo siento por haber estado resentido tanto tiempo contigo, José
José: estamos bien ahora?
Alejandro: sí
Eva: what the hell is going on.
Eva: and who's José?
José: Alejandro?
Alejandro: yep
Eva: what?
José: Ñ
Alejandro: Ñ
Eva: I am not going to say anything.
Izzy removed Alejandro and José from the group chat.
Izzy: :)))))))
Eva: :)
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For those wondering,,, yes, Al and José forgave each other and yes, DJ has a crush on Dunki uwu 😊🥰