Mipha: the domain opened a pool! Anyone able to come over?
Daruk: sure!
Revali: I could come but I will not be getting wet
Urbosa: revali got a perm
Revali: I certainly did not!
Urbosa: back on topic, I can come
Mipha: link?
Link: sure
Link: can't wait to see revalis perm
Revali: FOR THE LAST FREAKIN TIME I DID NOT GET A PERM
Urbosa: whatever buddy
Mipha: ok, let's all meet up in a hour? I would also love to see that perm revali
I need a new pfp anyways... a piece of pasta won't cover it
Revali: A WHAT?!
link: I think we all have that pfp for ravioli
Daruk: I don't
Urbosa: what's your profile for ravioli?
Daruk:
Link: cannibalism
Revali: im going to drown you Daruk
Daruk: wouldn't want that perm getting wet buddy
Revali: I hate you all
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AT THE POOL
Link: im here
Mipha: alright, once everyone arrives let's meet by the canopy near the diving boards
Urbosa: here!
Daruk: I dragged revali with me
Revali: this was against my will
Urbosa: where's your perm?
Revali: I don't have one, as I said
Link: boring...
Basically what happened...
Revali is pushed in by Daruk and mipha records the entire thing
Revali then drowns link, Urbosa steps in and sprays revali with sunscreen
Mipha watches from the sidelines eating a popsicle
Link bellyflops of the diving board and sorta dies
Daruk then also bellyflops but on revali
Daruk uses revali as a football and throws him into the deep end
While revali attempts to climb up the ladder mipha knocks him off
They are then kicked out for 'rough play'
Revali: I hate you all
Non existent authors note:
One month anniversary of this dumpster fire
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