Courtney added Bridgette to the group chat.
Duncan: goddammit
Justin: I find it funny that Duncan is trying to win Bridgette over while hooking up with Trent and occasionally Harold
Justin: I have to say that you have horrible taste in men, they're not even that pretty or handsome
Justin: but obviously, I'm the only handsome, pretty, cute, good looking, beautiful and ethereal being here (and all around the world) so y'all are just ugly
Justin: except Owen, he is cute (and Courtney but this time platonically)
Owen: JUSTI CALLED ME CUTE LAJFIQLALSJ
Justin: we are dating.
Gwen: cool way to call us trash
Justin: ikr
Justin: BTW this chat just got 100% hotter
Blaineley: lies
Geoff: what is SHE doing here?
Blaineley: Geoff, i think it's time for us to talk about our difference s....
Geoff: nuh uh
Geoff removed Blaineley from the group chat.
Bridgette: Geoff, we already talked about this..
Bridgette: you can't run forever!
Geoff: watch me
Duncan: coward
Geoff: dunki....uwu...?
Duncan: ur a coward
Geoff: why are you so mean to m-m-me....?
Duncan: because ur a coward that doesnt confront his problems
Geoff: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
Noah: I feel like I'm the only mature person in this group chat and I want to kill myself after reading that text
Heather: same
Cody: OKAY PLEASE DON'T INTERACT MORE
Gwen: and we're totally not jealous of you two getting along, just to clarify haha
Courtney: "Liar liar pants on fire." -Geoff
Geoff: did court just quote someone as cool as me? Happiest day of my life 😍😍😍😍
Courtney: I regret all my life choices
Bridgette: ur so me
Courtney: love ya
Duncan: nœ
DJ: cœ
Ezekiel: nœcœ?
Cody: ur so real for that DJ and zeke and dunki uwu
Duncan: that's it. I'm down
Duncan: done*
Duncan: I AM NOT FUCKING DUNKI UWU
Geoff: ofc, ur not... Ur Dunki uwu my green pumpkin...
Duncan: I only accept Geoff to call me that
Beth: kinda fruity ngl🤨
Duncan: shut up you literally was head over heels for Lindsay in action
Lindsay: Betty liked me? I liked biblical too once!
Beth: UHHHHH
Beth: AND YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH COURTNEY
Duncan: AND YOU WITH HAROLD
Harold: I don't belong in this conversation (I belong in luscious Leshawna's arms)
Leshawna: shush Harold, you're not letting me read the drama
Harold: alright luscious Leshawna
Duncan: dumped
Beth: dumped
Harold: GOSH!
Beth: anyways,,,, AND YOU CHEATED ON COURT WITH GWEN AND THEN WENT HEAD OVER HEELS FOR HER
Duncan: WELL YOU- YOU LICKED HEATHER'S ASS IN TDI
Heather: eww
Beth: WELL,, YOU FELL FOR ALEJANDRO IN TDWT
Alejandro: everyone fell for me in tdwt
Duncan: THAT IS NOT TRUE! WE WERE ONLY BROMIGOS
Alejandro: you didn't say so that night in the plane
Tyler: what
Bridgette: what
Noah: what
Cody: what
Courtney: what
Leshawna: what
Heather: what
Duncan: WHAT
Beth: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Alejandro: don't worry mi ángel, now I only have eyes for you (in a not manipulative way) (with no manipulative intentions)
Cody: bi dad divorced lesbian mom and married an I like girls man
Heather: for the last time Cody, ALEJERKDRO AND ME ARE NOT YOUR PARENTS
Cody: whatever u say lesbian mom
Bridgette added Blaineley to the group chat.
Blaineley: I insist on talking, Geoffrey
Blaineley: please!
Blaineley: we can fix our problems!
Geoff: Jhonny Jhonny! Yes papa? Eating sugar? No papa! Are you lying? No papa! Open ur mouth! Ah ah ah!
Owen: I wish I was Jhonny to be eating sugar...
Izzy: YEA!! AND I CAN BE YOUR PAPA!
Izzy: and open your mouth by force to introduce my arm and rip your stomach apart to prevent you from eating sugar.
Owen: FUN! but I get to eat sugar?
Izzy: YEAH!!
Trent: geoffy poo, you need to talk to Blair
Trent: do it for me!
Trent: and for Dunki uwu your green pumpkin!
Trent: and for DJ!
DJ: why am I included in this?
Trent: because we ffour are married
DJ: since when?! I DIDN'T TELL MY MOMMAS
Lindsay: dr XF! U xna tell my parent!
Geoff: okay honeys... I'll do it for you..
Geoff: for you, my tictac with Peter Griffin's chin and wig....
Geoff: for you, my Dunki uwu my green pumpkin....
Geoff: for you, my buff and cute marshmallow....
Geoff: blaineley,, I'm ready to talk things out.
Blaineley: alright Geoff, wanna start?
Geoff: yes, I want to start.
Geoff: fuck you, Blaineley. I hate you.
Trent: CONGRATS HONEY!!
Duncan: very good, baby boy....!
DJ: um... well done?
Gwen: bro U ate that up 🦵🦵
Geoff: thank you everyone,, and thanks for putting the legs emojis bro, you know I love my legs
Bridgette: I don't think that's how you two should talk,,
Geoff removed Blaineley from the group chat.
Geoff: im throwing a pool party to celebrate this
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