"What if we mixed the infected remnant with the normal one?" Michael asked during dinner.
"Wouldn't that just infect the rest?" William frowned.
There was a soft knock on the door, barley audible.
"I'll get it." Michael opened the door to an old man who seemed to be a FedEx driver.
"I have a package for Tony Stank," The old man read off the package label.
Whoops. Wrong universe. Oh Well. ...ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
"Umm, I think you have the wrong address."
"Oh, sorry to bother you." And then the man disappeared.
"...What?"
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Charlie was sorting through flowers when she received a telepathic message from Freddy.
HELLO THIS IS BALJEET FROM MICROSOFT TECH MANAGEMENT YOUR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS
I'm pretty sure that's racist, Charlie scolded.
Shut up child
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"When will we get Charlie back i'm boreeeeeeeeed!" Elizabeth whined in Chica's ear as they played a game of monopoly with Bonnie and Shadow Freddy.
Bonnie: I HATE YOU!
Shadow Freddy: OH?! WELL, NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!
Chica: Bonnie. Give Shadow Freddy your $200. You landed on his property.
Bonnie: NO! HE'S IN JAIL! I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!
Shadow Freddy: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PPLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elizabeth: Why is he screaming?
Chica: Shut the fuck up, Elizabeth! You don't get to talk after stealing my LAST RAILROAD!
Bonnie: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!!
Chica: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!
Bonnie:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WTF happened here
its deadpool's fault probably