JOJO LAND
jolyneXD: hello :3
Prince: nah but what's that meant to mean though
jolyneXD: what
jolyneXD: :3 this?
Prince: no, the word hello
Prince: fumbass
jolyneXD: lmao fumbass
Prince: dumbass
goldielocks: good morning friends
Jona: Good morning!
paisley <3: hey guys gappy is asleep in a ditch i can't get him out i need help
cripple 🧑🦽: ffs what now
paisley <3: idk he said he wanted to try something new 😭
cripple 🧑🦽: jesus christ ok i'm on the way
hotpants: didn't jesus literally come down and talk to you one time or something x
cripple 🧑🦽: yeah he literally told me to shoot myself
hotpants: lmao mood
jolyneXD: nahh if jesus is telling you to shoot yourself you may as well give up at that point 💀
cripple 🧑🦽: nah nah me and jesus are tight fr fr
cripple 🧑🦽: he my g
hotpants: nahhh why are you talkking like that
Prince: huffing copium fr
goldielocks: did you know my papa's name means god so i am jesus lolol
Prince: damn you told johnny to kill himself
cripple 🧑🦽: wtf man
goldielocks: yes 👹
jolyneXD: based cousin g moment
Jona: I'm glad everyone is having fun again!
paisley <3: speak for yourself my boyfriend is passed out in a ditch covered in ditch water
hotpants: damn gappy was that sick of your shit huh 💀
Prince: damn yasuho really that overbearing? that's crazy
paisley <3: wtf how is this my fault now
Jona: Don't be mean, guys
jolyneXD: lmao that's all that johnny can do
cripple 🧑🦽: hey only i'm allowed to mock myself like that
hotpants: what about me? x
cripple 🧑🦽: sure
jolyneXD: bro is WHIPPED
cripple 🧑🦽: oh my god jolyne please shut up before i say some crazy shit
jolyneXD: say it.
paisley <3: johnny can you hurry up he's drifting downstream
goldielocks: 💀
Prince: 💀
goldielocks: josuke have you got starfield yet
Prince: bro it's been out for like 2 months or something
goldielocks: last time we spoke you didn't have it though
Prince: oh well yeah i managed to convince my mom to get it
goldielocks: nice what you think
Prince: it's good kinda empty
goldielocks: yeah i felt the same tbh
cripple 🧑🦽: MIDfield ngl
goldielocks: it's not mid
cripple 🧑🦽: it's pretty mid dude
cripple 🧑🦽: you can't even land on half the planets
Prince: the gas giants? they literally don't have a surface to land on bro
cripple 🧑🦽: nah lazy design ngl
Prince: sure 💀
Jona: What are they talking about?
jolyneXD: boy games
Jona: Oh, right! What game?
Prince: starfield
goldielocks: starfield it's a game where you go into space and you go around space round and round
Jona: Oh, interesting!
cripple 🧑🦽: yeah except it's deadass EMPTY
Jona: I don't really get these video game things
goldielocks: i will have to show you sometime
paisley <3: johnny can you hurry up pls
cripple 🧑🦽: ok ok coming jeez calm down
Prince: women ☕
jolyneXD: scuse me
hotpants: no no he's got a point
biNOry: UGHHHHHHHH
hotpants: ain't no way bro creamed on the spot 💀
Jona: What's up Dragona?
biNOry: idk if you even wanna know
jolyneXD: we wanna know
biNOry: it's uh....... him
goldielocks: oh no i'm staying out of this one
Prince: bro hop on vc i'll stream starfield
goldielocks: oh yeah sure
jolyneXD: cousin g replacing me :(
goldielocks: you don't have starfield cousin j
goldielocks: you can still join though
Prince: fr
jolyneXD: nah i got a date with gwess i need to get ready
hotpants: biNOry: it's uh....... him
jodio?
biNOry: ok well i was tryna create that dramatic tension but yeah
jolyneXD: ugh UGH UUGHHHHH
hotpants: y'all are setting it up EASY 💀💀
Jona: Dragona, what's he doing?
biNOry: ugh so basically
biNOry: he ran away from the house the day all the shit went down i think he went to stay with usagi
biNOry: but now he's dming me some goofy shit
biNOry: bro is RPing too hard
jolyneXD: he larping
biNOry: also he's messaging through usagi's account because his account got suspended for saying some wild shit on a COD server
Jona: What's he saying
biNOry: ig i can show you lol
jolyneXD: ughhh he pisses me off
hotpants: we know jolyne
biNOry:
jolyneXD: "incurred the wrath of fucking karmic justice" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
biNOry: ikr it's funny
biNOry: it's pretty annoying though because he is my brother i wish he wasn't acting like this
Jona: I don't know why he is such a hateful person
hotpants: i mean tbf in this instance he is responding to people taking over his discord server and banning him
hotpants: but yeah he still sucks
jolyneXD: i feel like defending him is weird
jolyneXD: 'i am fucking vengeance' has me ROLLING tho 💀💀
hotpants: why is he saying he's gonna find you as if like you don't live together
biNOry: that's what i'm saying :(
Jona: I'm sorry about all of this Dragona
biNOry: that's fine lol he deserved what happened
biNOry: i don't hate him tho
Jona: That's understandable
jolyneXD: I DO
hotpants: jolyne 💀
biNOry: bro has to be reciting some shakespearean monologue TF is this
jolyneXD: what's happening now
biNOry:
jolyneXD: omg he called us worthless little ants how can we recover guys 😔
hotpants: we can't fr
biNOry: he's being obnoxious asf he didn't used to be like this
jolyneXD: little fucking loser
paisley <3: johnny gappy is like escaping in the ditch
cripple 🧑🦽: yeah yeah i'm here where is it
paisley <3: i'm round the back of our hose
cripple 🧑🦽: ok be there in a sec
❤️ kawaii ❤️: jojoooo xx
Jona: yes?
jolyneXD: yello
❤️ kawaii ❤️: oh not you jona xx
Jona: oh :(
hotpants: aw that's sad
❤️ kawaii ❤️: jolyyyne i'm coming to pick you up xx
jolyneXD: okie xx
DIO: fuck this
Jona: Hello DIO
hotpants: fuck what?
DIO: time to get the homies in here
hotpants: the homies?
DIO added The Ultimate Lifeform, Killer, User #2938, PRAY4FORGIVENESS, Humorous February 14th, CALAMIDEEZ
jolyneXD: oh for god's sake
cripple 🧑🦽: oh not him
Killer: Hello everyone.
Prince: hello kira me and giorno are playing starfield
Prince: well giorno's watching me stream it
Killer: What's Starfield?
Prince: it's a game join the vc and watch bro
Killer: Alright, I'll join.
Humorous February 14th changed their name to potus
CALAMIDEEZ: VALENTINE GROPES AND TOUCHES LITTLE GIRLS???
potus: NOW HEY LOOK LISTEN I DON'T DISCRIMINATE I'LL TOUCH ANY CHILD REGARDLESS OF GENDER
User #2938: i mean wow we're at the point now where he just shouts loud and proud about it
User #2938: btw DIO's a furry
jolyneXD: what the hell?
DIO: i am NOT THAT TEST LIED OK
User #2938: NO IT DIDN'T DUMBASS IT WAS A SUPER ACCURATE TEST
Killer: The test did seem pretty accurate..
DIO: AIN'T NO WAY THAT TEST WAS ACCURATE IT SAID YOU WEREN'T A FURRY LIL BRO WE ALL KNOW THAT'S FALSE
biNOry: it literally just became complete fucking chaos as soon as they joined
The Ultimate Lifeform: Tell me about it
The Ultimate Lifeform: And I'm on a private group with them too
paisley <3: that sounds hellish
jolyneXD: @paisley <3 is gappy ok?
paisley <3: yeah johnny spun his balls and then he rotated out of the ditch
hotpants: johnny- johnny what? 💀💀
CALAMIDEEZ: HAWT 🥵🥵🥵
paisley <3: nah tooru you're straight up demented
CALAMIDEEZ: CAP 🧢🧢
DIO: wtf ain't no WAY kira is vcing with giorno and josuke
Killer: I am.
DIO: yeah ik
Killer: And?
DIO: bro straight up disrespecting the squad
Killer: What squad?
DIO: omg that's crazy so crazy 😭😭
potus: that's messed up tbh
User #2938: not as messed up as you almost molesting lucy
potus: bro y'all just keep going back to that huh?
potus: can't drop that one?
The Ultimate Lifeform: I mean, it's not one of those things you just drop
potus: almost is the key word guys
DIO: no it's not bro you were legit trying 💀
DIO: and we don't care bro we're all villains we're evil it's cool
CALAMIDEEZ: speak for YOURSELF
DIO: no i won't
jolyneXD: this has been entertaining and all but i gtg gwess is here
goldielocks: later cousin j
Prince: bye jolyne
Prince: also kira you've been muted for a couple minutes
Killer: I'm aware, I'll unmute in a second.
goldielocks: ain't no way bro is busting to starfield 💀💀
Killer: I'm literally not.
jolyneXD: wtf 💀
jolyneXD: see y'all later
paisley <3: byeee
biNOry: boiii