Mario:
Luigi, look at this painting. It looks scary, perfect for our haunted house.
Luigi:
Um, Mario? Where did you find this painting?
Mario:
I found it in our basement, it looks like that guy who kept me in a painting. What was his name, King Louis?
Luigi:
It's King Boo, and he also tried to kill me! We need to get rid of it.
Mario:
I have an idea, let's hold a yard sale!
Luigi (In thoughts):
This will turn out badly.
Narrator:
A few hours later
Luigi (in a madly disappointed tone):
This is a bad idea, Mario!
Mario:
Remember what I always say, "Every idea has the potential to be great, it's just a matter of unlocking that potential."
Luigi:
That's pretty smart, but that's a quote from famous musician Morel Toadson.
Toad:
Can I get this painting, my wife will kill me if I don't get a new work of art.
Mario:
The cost is 10 mushroom coins!
Toad:
Here you go.
Luigi:
You will die anyway!
Mario:
Luigi, don't be so rude!
Luigi:
I thought you were going to say, "Eh Luigi, he won't be able to fugget about it!"
Mario:
I do not say, "Fugget about it!"
Princess Daisy:
Luigi!
Mario:
Your girlfriend is here. *Chuckles*
Luigi:
We're just friends, close friends.
Mario:
So a girlfriend.
Daisy:
What are you saying about me being Luigi's girlfriend?
Mario:
He was just saying that he loves you so much.
Daisy:
That's nice. Anyway, I need new tennis shoes, my old ones are sorta worn out.
Luigi:
Here you go, try them on.
Daisy:
Alright. They fit perfectly! Thanks, Luigi.
Luigi:
You're welcome!
Mario:
Luigi, you're blushing.
Luigi:
No, just a little warm.
*Thunk!*
Narrator:
Hours later.
Mario:
Sounds like someone needs their pipes unclogged on Main Street.
Luigi:
We need to go right now faster you can say, "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on top of antidisestablishmentarianism in The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."
Mario:
Let's see, seems like there's some sewage blockage in the main pipe of your house.
Luigi:
Seems like my Game Boy Horror is ringing.
E. Gadd (On GBH):
Luigi! There seems to be some paranormal activity downtown, you need to see it and take care of it. I'm counting on you, Luigi!"
Luigi:
I'll be there. Mario, I have to take care of some ghosts, I think it's coming from Toad and Toadette's house. Must be from the painting we sold Toad.
Luigi:
Toad's house, where the paranormal activity is going on.
Toadette:
Luigi, you're here! There is something wrong with our daughter, Reagan.
Luigi:
Don't worry I'm a paranormal professional, I know what I'm doing.
Reagan (Possessed by King Boo):
Luigi, the so-called hero. We meet again.
Luigi:
King Boo, lord of the Mushroom Kingdom underworld.
Reagan:
Yes, thank you for helping me find a new body to possess after years of being trapped in that stupid painting.
Luigi:
I was planning to destroy the painting, but Mario wanted to hold a yard sale. Now it's time to put you back to whence you came.
Reagan:
You have to catch me first.
Narrator:
King Boo started to crawl all over the walls and ceiling. Then, he started to turn his head three-sixty degrees.
Luigi:
That's uncomfortable.
Reagan:
*Barf*
Luigi:
Ew, ectoplasm! Get back here so I can capture you.
Reagan:
You can't catch me, not as long as I'm possessing a physical form.
Luigi:
Wait, physical form. I know how to defeat you!
Reagan (Possessed):
Try as you might, but you can't defeat me!
Luigi:
The power of God compels you!
King Boo:
No, my corporeal form!
Luigi:
You just got Luigi'd!
King Boo (In Poltergust):
I'll get you yet Luigi!
E. Gadd:
Luigi! You beat King Boo yet again.
Mario:
Luigi! A famous director wants to make a film with you as the star!
Ivan Maitake:
Luigi, right? I want to make a film with you, it's called Boobusters, and you are going to play a leading role.
Luigi:
My movie right? We have got a deal. You get a great sum of the funds and I get some.
Ivan Maitake:
Sounds good to me, just sign here and we can make it happen
Luigi:
Yeah, you got me now!
The End