Prologue/Little Shop of Horrors song plays
A Voice Not Unlike God's: (spoken)
On the 23rd day of the month of September...in an early year of a decade not too long before our own...the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do...in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places.
The Toadettes: (sung)
Little Shop, Little Shoppa Horrors
Little Shop, Little Shoppa Terror
Call a cop, Little Shoppa Horrors
No, oh, oh, oh no!
Little Shop, Little Shoppa Horrors
Bop sh'bop, Little Shoppa Terror
Watch 'em drop, Little Shoppa Horrors
No, oh, oh, oh no!
Shing-a-ling, what a creepy thing to be happening
Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
Shang-a-lang, feel the Sturm und Drang in the air
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shang-a-lang, stop right where you are, don't you move a thing
You'd better, telling you, you'd better
Tell your mama, something's gonna get her
She'd better, ev'rybody better, beware
Instrumental
Oh, here it comes, baby
Tell those bums, baby
Oh, oh, oh no!
Oh, hit the dirt, baby
Red alert, baby
Oh, oh, oh no!
Oh, oh, oh no!
Alley-oop, haul it off the stoop, child I'm warning you
Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
Run away, child you're gonna pay if you fail
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Look around, look who's coming down, down the street for you
You betcha, you bet your butt, you betcha
Best believe it, something's come to getcha
Better watch your back and your tail
(Come-a, come-a, come-a)
Little Shop, Little Shoppa Horror
Bop-she-bop, you'll never stop the terror
Little Shop, Little Shoppa Horrors
No, oh, oh, oh no!
Oh, oh, oh no!
Oh, oh, oh no!
Song ends.
Bowser Koopa:
Mario, what's going on down there?
Mario Mario:
Very little, Mr. Koopa!
Man on Radio:
--and at her press conference today, Mayor Pauline fielded questions......concerning last Thursday's total eclipse of the sun...an astrological phenomenon which has baffled the nation.
Bowser Koopa:
So, she finally decides to come to work!
Peach Toadstool:
Good morning, Mr. Koopa.
Bowser:
What morning? It's almost closing time. Not that we had a customer. Mario, what in the name of God is going on down there? Peach, would you go down and see what he's-- Where did you get that shiner?
Peach:
Shiner?
Bowser:
Peach, that greasy boyfriend of yours is beating up on you again? l know it's none of my business...but I'm beginning to think he's maybe not such a nice boy.
Mario:
l got these pots unloaded for you, Mr.--
Bowser:
Mario, look what you've done to the inventory!
Peach:
Don't yell at Mario, Mr. Koopa.
Mario:
Hey Peach. You look radiant today... Is that new eye make-up?
Peach:
... I'll help him clean it up before any of the customers get here.
Bowser:
That should give you plenty of time. God, what an existence l got! Misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk...business is lousy. My life is a living hell! Hey, you. Urchins! Move! Move! Go away! No loitering!
Morel:
l wasn't loitering. Were you, Portabella?
Portabella:
Not me, Morel. Were you, Porcini?
Bowser:
You ought to be in school!
Morel:
We're on a split shift. We went to school until fifth grade, then we split.
Bowser:
How do you intend to better yourselves?
Portabella:
Better ourselves? You hear what he said? Better ourselves? Mister, when you're from Toad Row, ain't no such thing.
Toad Row (Downtown) song starts.
Alley Woman:
Alarm goes off at seven
And you start uptown
You put in your eight hours
For the powers that have always been
Morel: (spoken)
Sing it, child.
Alley Woman: (sung)
Till it's five p.m.
Bum 1:
Then you go
Girls and Alley Woman:
Downtown, where the folks are broke
You go downtown, where your life's a joke
You go downtown, where you buy your token
And you go, home to Toad Row
Home to Toad Row
Bum 2:
Yes, you go --
Girls (and Toad Row Residents):
Downtown (Where the cabs don't stop)
Downtown (Where the food is slop)
Downtown, where the hopheads flop in the snow
Down on Toad Row
Girls:
Uptown, you cater to a million jerks
Uptown, you're messengers
And mailroom clerks
Eating all your lunches
At the hotdog carts
The bosses take your money
Then they break your hearts
Uptown you cater to a million whores
Disinfect terrazzo
On their bathroom floors
Your jobs are really menial
You make no bread
And then at 5 o' clock you head
Bum 3:
By subway
Peach (and Toad Row Residents):
Downtown, where the guys are drips
(Downtown), where they rip your slips
(Downtown) where relationships are no go
Down on Toad Row (Down on Toad Row)
Down on Toad Row (Down on Toad Row)
Down on Toad Row (Down on Toad Row)
All:
Down on Toad Row!
Mario:
Poor
All my life I've always been poor
l keep asking God what I'm for
And he tells me, "Gee, I'm not sure."
"Sweep that floor, kid."
Oh
I started life as an orphan
A child of the street
Here on Toad Row
He took me in, gave me shelter, a bed
Crust of bread and a job
Treats me like dirt
Calls me a slob, which l am
Mario (and Girls):
So l live (downtown)
That's your home address, you live (downtown)
When your life's a mess, you live (downtown)
Where depression's just status quo
(Down on Toad Row)
Mario:
Someone show me a way to get out of here
'Cause l constantly pray I'll get out of here
Please, won't somebody say I'll get out of here
Someone gimme my shot Or I'll rot here
Mario (and Alley People):
Show me how and l will, I'll get out of here (Downtown, there's no rules for us)
I'll start climbing uphill and get out of here (Downtown, 'cause it's dangerous)
Someone tell me l still could get out of here (Downtown, where the rainbow's just a no-show)
Someone tell Lady Luck that I'm stuck here (When you go)
Mario and Peach (and Toad Row Residents):
Gee, it sure would be swell to get out of here (Downtown, where the sun don't shine)
Bid the gutter farewell and get out of here (Downtown, past the bottom line)
I'd move Heaven and Hell to get out of Toad (Downtown, go ask any wino he'll know)
I'd do l don't know what to get out of Toad (Downtown!)
But a Hell of a lot to get out of Toad (Downtown!)
People tell me there's not a way out of Toad (Downtown!)
But believe me, I've got to get out of Toad
All:
Row!
Song ends.
Bowser:
... Six o'clock and we haven't sold so much as a fern... That's it! Forget it. Don't bother coming in tomorrow.
Peach:
You don't mean...
Mario:
You can't--
Bowser:
What, what, what? l mean, I'm through. Kaput.
Peach:
You can't--
Bowser:
Kaput. Extinct. I'm closing this God, and this customer, forsaken place.
Mario:
Mr. Koopa, forgive me for saying so, but has it ever occurred to you that maybe what the firm needs is to move in a new direction?
Peach:
What Mario's trying to say is... Mario, why don't you run downstairs and bring up that strange and interesting new plant you've been working on? Some of those exotic plants Mario's been tinkering around with are really unusual. We thought that maybe some of those strange and interesting new plants, prominently displayed and advertised, would attract business.
Mario:
I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today.
Peach:
There. Now, isn't that bizarre?
Bowser:
At least... What kind of a weirdo plant is that?
Mario:
l don't know. l think it's some kind of Venus Flytrap but I haven't been able to identify it in any of my books. l gave it my own name though. l call it a Peach Two.
Peach:
After me?
Mario:
l hope you don't mind... Sir, if you were to put a strange and interesting plant like this here in the window, then maybe--
Bowser:
Maybe what? Maybe what? Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? Just because you put a strange plant in the window people don't suddenly--
Curious Customer:
Excuse me. l couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant. What is it?
Peach:
It's a Peach Two.
Curious Customer:
I've never seen anything like it before.
Mario:
No one has.
Curious Customer:
Where did you get it?
Mario:
Well... Remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago?
Da-Doo song starts.
Girls: (sung)
Da-doo
Mario: (spoken)
I was walking in the wholesale flower district that day.
Girls: (sung)
Shoop, da-doo
Mario: (spoken)
And I passed by this place where this old Sarasalandese man...
Girls: (sung)
Chang, da-doo
Mario: (spoken)
He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings.
Girls: (sung)
Snip, da-doo
Mario: (spoken)
'Cause he knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby.
Girls: (sung)
Da-da-da-da-da-da-doo
Mario: (spoken)
He didn't have anything unusual there that day.
Girls: (sung)
Nope, da-doo
Mario: (spoken)
So I was just about to, you know, walk on by...
Doo-wop Men: (sung)
Good for you
Mario: (spoken)
...when suddenly and without warning, there was this...
Girls: (sung)
Total eclipse of the sun.
Mario: (spoken)
It got very dark. And there was this strange humming sound, like something from another world.
Girls: (sung)
Da-doo
Mario: (spoken)
When the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there.
Girls: (sung)
Oopsy doo
Mario: (spoken)
Just stuck in among the zinnias.
Girls: (sung)
Peach Two
Mario: (spoken)
I could have sworn it hadn't been there before, but the old Sarasalandese man sold it to me anyways. For a dollar ninety-five.
Girls: (sung)
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-doo
Song ends.
Curious Customer:
Well, that's an unusual story, and a fascinating plant... Oh, while I'm here, l might as well take fifty dollars worth of roses.
Bowser:
Fifty dollars!
Curious Customer:
Can you break a hundred dollars?
Bowser:
A hundred dollars?... Ah... No.
Curious Customer:
Then I'll just have to take twice as many, won't I?
Mario:
Twice as many?
Peach:
Twice as many!
Bowser:
Twice as many!
Curious Customer 2:
That plant in the window, it's simply amazing!
Curious Customer 3:
That plant in the window, wherever did you get it?
Curious Customer 4:
There it is, Marge.
Curious Customer 5:
Oh, my gosh, it's peculiar.
Bowser:
Thank you very much, sir! Thank you! Thank you! Come again! Come and look at the weirdo plant some more! It's just going to get bigger and more interesting. Just don't stand there! Quick, quick! Put the plant back.... What did you call it?
Mario:
Peach Two.
Bowser:
Well, put that Peach Two back in the window where passersbys can see it. l never thought this could happen! I'm taking us all out to dinner tonight!
Peach:
I'd love to, Mr. Koopa, but l have a date.
Bowser:
With that nogoodnik? You don't need a date with him. You need major medical.
Peach:
He's a rebel, Mr. Koopa, but he makes good money. Besides... he's the only fella l got. Enjoy dinner. Goodnight, Mario.
Mario:
Goodnight! ... Peach...
Bowser:
Poor girl.
Mario:
Are we still going out?
Bowser:
... You're not going anywhere! You're staying right here and taking care of that sick plant!
Mario:
l told you it's been giving me trouble. Peach Two is not a healthy girl.
Bowser:
Strictly between us, neither is Peach One.
Mario:
If l only knew what breed it was.
Bowser:
Who cares what breed it is? Look what it's done for business.
Mario:
I know.
Bowser:
So work, Mario. Nurse this plant back to health. I'm counting on you.
Mario:
l know.
Bowser:
You do?
Mario:
l do.
Bowser:
So fix. Good night.
Grow For Me song starts.
Mario: (spoken)
... Twoey, l don't know what else l can do for you. Are you sickly, little plant, or are you just plain stubborn? What is it you want? What is it you need?
Mario: (sung)
I've given you sunshine
I've given you dirt
You've given me nothing
But heartache and hurt
I'm begging you sweetly
I'm down on my knees
Oh please, grow for me
I've given you plant food
And water to sip
I've given you potash
You've given me zip
Oh God, how l mist you
Oh pod, how you tease
Now please, grow for me
I've given you southern exposure
To get you to thrive
I've pinched you back hard
Like I'm s'posed ta
You're barely alive
I've tried you at levels of moisture
From desert to mud
I've given you grow lights
And mineral supplements
What do you want from me?
Blood?
Mario: (spoken)
Ow! Damn roses! Damn thorns!
Instrumental.
Mario: (sung)
I've given you sunlight
I've given you rain
Looks like you're not happy
'Less l open a vein
(sound of discomfort)
I'll give you a few drops
If that'll appease...
(pause)
... Oh, please...
... Oh, oh, oh, please...
...grow for me!
Song ends.
Radio jingle:
W-T-O-A-D. Toad Row radio.
Radio Host/Waluigi:
You're listening to radio station WTOAD, home of the hits. In just a few minutes we'll bring you Waluigi's Weird World where wonderful people bring in their weird things. But first, the weather. Thank you. The weather today will be partly cloudy with a chance of rain, sorry about that. The high temperature will be in the low 50s tonight so get out your electric blankets...
Mario:
Excuse me. l was told to come--
Radio Studio Employee:
Yeah you're next.
Waluigi: (with different tones for different "characters")
High tomorrow should be in the low 70s with the low in the high 60s. In the suburbs, the sun should be out through most of the day except for some cloudy patches towards the evening, but I don't think that'll affect your barbecue. The barometer reading should be 21.6. The wind will be about, oh... I'd say 12 miles per hour, so watch out there on those boats. The sun will be rising tomorrow at about 7:17 a.m, and it should be setting around 6:29 p.m, but check me if I'm wrong. The cold front is moving in from the southwest. It should brighten up by noon. The weekend should be mild. The average mean temperature for the season is 69 degrees... That's actually not too bad... You're listening to radio station WTOAD. And now, Waluigi's Weird World, with your host, Waluigi...
Hi everybody it's Weird Waluigi, laughin' and scratchin' at ya! How's everybody today? l got a bit of a stiff neck, lemme just fix this up! ... That feels a lot better! l got a great show for you today with some wonderful ~weird~ stuff! -- What are you doing here? ... Please, put your clothes back on! You can't do this to me! What if your husband were to walk in?
I'm right here, Wal. l love your show but I've got to kill you both with this machine gun.
Oh you got me! Ohoh, ohoh, ohohoh! l feel--I feel-- so very ~weird~! (chuckles) Our first guest is a young man you probably read about in the newspapers by the name of Mario Mario. is that correct? Who has discovered a new breed of plant unknown on this planet. Let me play you down to your seat, Mario... Hello, Mario!
Mario:
... Uh... Hello, Waluigi.
Waluigi:
l wish you folks at home could see this... Mario, where did you get such a ~weird~ plant?
Mario:
Well... You remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago?
Girls: (sung)
Da-doo
Waluigi: (spoken)
And thus we conclude our interview with the young botanical-- Mind if I call you a genius?
Mario:
Gosh, no!
Waluigi:
The genius who has discovered this amazing, unidentified plant.
Mario:
I'd like to remind our listeners that the Peach Two is on display exclusively at Bowser's Toad Row Florists.
Peach:
Did l miss it?
Mario:
Bowser's.
Bowser:
The address! The address! I said, mention the address! Oh, well... It's still good advertising.
Peach:
Mario's first radio broadcast. I wanted to hear it so bad. l tried to be on time, but--
Bowser:
Don't tell me. You got tied up.
Peach:
No, just handcuffed, a little...
Morel:
Girl. Hey, girl. The mess you hang out with is hazardous to your health.
Peach:
That's for sure. But l can't leave him.
Morel:
Why not?
Peach:
He'd get angry. If he does this when he likes me, imagine what he'd do if he ever got mad.
Portabella:
So, dump the chump. Get a guy who'll protect you.
Porcini:
How about the little jerk with the glasses?
Peach:
Mario? Oh, we're just friends. I don't even deserve a sweet, considerate, suddenly successful guy like Mario...
Morel:
That poor child suffers from low self-image.
Portabella:
You got a point.
Porcini:
She got a problem.
Somewhere That's Green song starts.
Peach: (sung)
l know Mario's the greatest
But I'm dating a semi-sadist
So I got a black eye
And my arm's in a cast
Still that Mario's a cutie
Well, if not, he's got inner beauty
And l dream of a place
Where we could be together at last
A matchbox of our own
A fence of real chain-link
A grill out on the patio
Disposal in the sink
A washer and a dryer
And an ironing machine
In a tract house that we share
Somewhere that's green
He rakes and trims the grass
He loves to mow and weed
l cook like Betty Crocker
And l look like Donna Reed
There's plastic on the furniture
To keep it neat and clean
In the Pine-sol scented air
Somewhere that's green
Instrumental.
(hums for a bit)
Somewhere that's green
Between our frozen dinner
And our bedtime, 9:15
We snuggle watching Lucy
On our big, enormous 12-inch screen
I'm his December bride
He's father, he knows best
The kids play Howdy Doody
As the sun sets in the west
A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine
Far from Toad Row
l dream we'll go
Somewhere that's... green
Somewhere That's Green song ends.
Some Fun Now song starts.
Girls: (sung)
Poor Mario pushed a broom
Nothing in his news but gloom and doom
Then he lit a fuse, and, give him room
He started an explosion, holy cow!
That thing went bang! Kaboom!
And he's having some fun now
Some fun now, hot damn!
Ain't he havin' some fun now? Yes, ma'am
He's-a having some fun now, oh boy!
Ain't he having some fun now?
Instrumental
Now!
Some fun now, shut up!
Ain't he havin' some fun now, hot stuff!
He's-a having some fun now, oh boy!
Ain't he having some fun now?
Now!
Some fun now, good God good God!
Ain't he havin' some fun now, oh boy oh boy!
Ain't he havin' some fun now!
Some fun now!
Some fun now!
Some Fun Now fades out.
Bowser:
Yes, Mrs. Shiva. No, Mrs. Shiva. Right away, Mrs. Shiva... MARIO! ... Did you send Mrs. Shiva's order?
Mario:
Mrs. Shiva? l forgot!
Bowser:
You forgot? You forgot! Do you hear this, God? He forgot! Are you listening, customers? He forgot!
Mario:
Quick! We've got to do an emergency arrangement.
Peach:
Birthday? Wedding? Baby?
Mario:
Funeral.
Peach:
Get me the lilies.
Mario:
Mr. Koopa's real mad at me. l keep forgetting things.
Peach:
Scissors. You got a lot on your mind.
Bowser:
What mind? The Shivas are our biggest funeral account. A huge family, dropping off like flies!
Peach:
Sometimes l think Mr. Koopa's too hard on you... Glue.
Mario:
That's okay. l owe him everything.
Peach:
Glitter.
Mario:
He took me out of the Toad Row Home for Boys, gave me a warm place to stay, floors to sweep, toilets to clean and every other Sunday off.
Peach:
You know, l think you ought to raise your expectations. Now that you're getting successful, l mean. It's clear you suffer from a low self-image. It's high time you get it fixed. Why don't you go out and do something nice for yourself like... buy some new clothes?
Mario:
I'm a very bad shopper, Peach. l don't have good taste, like you.
Peach:
l could help you pick things out~
Mario:
You could?
Peach:
Sure~
Mario:
You'd go shopping with me?
Peach:
Sure~
Mario:
You'd be seen with me in a public place like a department store?
Peach:
Sure~
Mario:
Tonight?
Peach:
Oh l can't tonight. l got a date.
Bowser:
Again, this date? Some date. A date gives you a corsage, not a multiple fracture. He's not a good, clean kind of boy.
Peach:
He's a professional.
Bowser:
What professional rides a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket?
Dentist! song plays.
Wario DDS: (sung)
When l was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things l did
Like shooting puppies with a BB gun
I'd poison guppies and when l was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said
Girls: (spoken)
What did she say?
Wario: (sung)
She said, "My boy, l think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay"
Wario (and Girls):
You'll be a dentist (Be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing things pain (Pain)
Son, be a dentist (Son be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane (inhumane)
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success
(small instrumental)
Girls:
Here he is, folks, the leader of the plaque
Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Patient: (spoken)
Oh, that hurts!
Wait, I'm not numb.
Wario: (spoken)
Oh, shut up. Open wide, here l come!
Wario (Girls and Patient): (sung)
l am your dentist (Goodness gracious)
And l enjoy the career that l picked (Love it)
l am your dentist (Fitting braces)
And l get off on the pain l inflict (You really love it)
l thrill when l drill a bicuspid (Ooh bicuspid)
It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted (Dentist)
Wario (and Girls): (spoken)
And though it may cause my patients distress (Distress!)
Somewhere, in heaven above me
l know that my mama's proud of me
Oh, Mama!
Wario: (sung)
'Cause I'm a dentist
And a success
Wario (and Patent): (spoken)
Say, 'Aaah' (Aaah.)
Say, 'Aaah!' (Aaah!)
Say, 'AAAH!' (AAAH!)
Now spit!
Dentist! song ends.
Mario:
... Excuse me, sir, you can't go in there right now.
Wario:
Relax. You want some nitrogenous oxide?
Mario:
No thank you--
Wario:
Suit yourself... (laughs)
Mario:
We're closed.
Peach:
It's all right, Mario. This is my date, my boyfriend. Mario, Wario... DDS.
Wario:
l know you! l saw you on the news! l even know your name. Let's see. It's... Markus. No, no. It's... Marcel.
Mario:
No--
Wario:
Give me a chance... It's... Martin?
Peach:
It's Mario~!
Wario:
Somebody talking to you?
Peach:
Oh no. Excuse me.
Wario:
Excuse me, what?
Peach:
Excuse me... Doctor~
Wario:
That's better... l know! You're the plant guy, right? That means it must be in there... That is incredible! What do you call that thing?
Seymour:
Peach Two.
Wario:
... Cute name. It's catchy... Nice plant. Big.
Peach:
... Shouldn't we be leaving now?
Wario:
... You're quite the little chatterbox, ain't ya?
Peach:
I'm sorry.
Wario:
Sorry, what?
Peach:
Sorry, Doctor. Doctor. Sorry, Doctor.
Wario:
... You've got to train them, stud. Here's my card. You need a root canal or anything like that, give me a buzz. It's on the house. You got the handcuffs?
Peach:
They're right in my bag.
Wario:
... (laughs) ...
Mario:
... You ought to see the way he treats her, Twoey. She deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like him... The man's a total disgrace to the dental profession... l don't know what's going on, sometimes... Seems like the whole world's going crazy... At least we got each other, right? I'm gonna turn in, Twoey. I'll see you in the morning... Oh, boy. Here we go again. Come on, l haven't got much left. Give me a few days to heal. We'll start again on the left hand and--
Peach Two:
... Feed me...
Mario:
l beg your pardon?
Peach Two:
Feed me.
Mario:
... Twoey... You talked! You opened your trap and you said--
Peach Two:
Feed me, Mario! Feed me now!
Mario:
l can't!
Peach Two:
I'm starving!
Mario:
Maybe l can squeeze a little more out of this one.
Peach Two:
More! More! More!
Mario:
There isn't any more! What do you want me to do? Slit my wrists?
Peach Two:
Ahhh...
Mario:
Oh, boy! ... Look, I've got an idea. I'll pick you up some nice chopped sirloin.
Peach Two:
Must be blood.
Mario:
Twoey that's disgusting.
Peach Two:
Must be fresh.
Mario:
I don't want to hear this.
Feed Me (Git It) song starts.
Peach Two: (spoken)
Feed me.
Mario: (spoken)
Does it have to be human?
Peach Two:
Feed me!
Mario:
Does it have to be mine?
Peach Two:
Feed me!!
Mario:
Where am l supposed to get it?
Peach Two: (sung)
Feed me, Mario
Feed me all night long
That's right, boy
You can do it
Feed me, Mario
Feed me all night long
'Cause if you feed me, Mario
l can grow up big and strong
Mario: (spoken)
You eat blood, Peach Two. Let's face it. How am l supposed to keep feeding you? Kill people?
Peach Two: (spoken)
I'll make it worth your while.
Mario:
... What?
Peach Two:
You think this is all coincidence, baby? The sudden success around here? The press coverage?
Mario:
Look, you're a plant. An inanimate object.
Peach Two:
Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If l can talk and l can move, who's to say l can't do anything l want?
Mario:
Like what?
Peach Two:
Like deliver, pal. Like see you get everything your sacred greasy heart desires.
Peach Two: (sung)
Would you like a Mushallac car?
Or a guest shot on Jackshroom Paar?
How about a date with Hedy Toadstar?
You're gonna get it
Peach Two: (spoken)
If you want it, baby. Hehe.
Peach Two: (sung)
How'd you like to be a big wheel?
Dining out for every meal?
I'm the plant that can make it all real
You're gonna get it
Hey I'm your genie, I'm your friend
I'm your willing slave
Take a chance feed me, yeah
You know the kind of eats
And red-hot treats
The kind of sticky, licky sweets l crave
Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz
Trust me, and your life will surely rival King Tut's
Show some initiative boy, work up some guts
And you'll get it
Mario: (sung)
l don't know
Peach Two: (spoken)
Come on, boy!
Mario: (sung)
l don't know!
Peach Two: (spoken)
Lighten up.
Mario: (sung)
l have so... so many strong... reservations
Peach Two: (spoken)
Tell it to the Marinestools.
Mario: (sung)
Should l go... and perform... mutilations?
Peach Two: (spoken)
(laughs, then giggles) You didn't have nothing, 'til you met me. Come on, kid. What will it be? Money? Girls? One particular girl? How about that Peach? Think it over. There must be someone you could kill. Real quiet like and get me some lunch!
Peach Two: (sung)
Think about a room at the Ritz
Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz
A little nookie gonna clean up those zits
and you'll get it, uh-huh
Mario (Peach Two): (sung and spoken)
Gee, I'd like a Toadley machine (NOW you're talkin'!)
Tooling around like l was James Toadean (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Making all the guys on the corner turn green
Peach Two:
So go get it, woo-woo-woo
If you want to be profound
If you really got to justify
Take a breath and look around
A lot of folks deserve to die
Mario: (spoken)
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say.
Peach Two: (spoken)
(giggles) But it's true. Isn't it?
Mario:
No! l don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!
Peach Two:
Mm... Sure you do...
Wario: (spoken)
... Stupid woman! Christ, what a frigging scatterbrain!
Peach: (spoken)
I'm sorry, Doctor!... I'm sorry, Doctor!
Wario:
Falls off the motorcycle!
Peach:
I'm clumsy, Doctor!
Wario:
Musses my hair! ... Get the door open, you little slut!
Peach:
I'm trying, Doctor! I'm trying!
Wario:
Get the Vitalis. Quick, the Vitalis!
Peach:
I'm out of it!
Wario:
What?!
Mario and Peach Two: (sung)
If you want a rationale
It isn't very hard to see, no no no
Stop and think it over, pal
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
Mario: (sung)
He's so nasty treating her rough
Peach Two: (sung)
Smacking her around and always talking so tough
Mario: (sung)
You need blood and he's got more than enough
Peach Two: (sung)
l need blood and he's got more than enough
Mario and Peach Two: (sung)
You/I need blood and he's got more than enough
Peach Two: (spoken)
So go get it!
Feed Me (Go Get It) song ends.
Luigi:
Are they finished? My turn?
Nurse:
Sit!
Luigi:
What did he do? Tell me everything!
Young Patient:
(incoherent sounds of explanation)
Luigi:
Yeah, they have to do that to remove the jaw.
Young Patient:
(more incoherent sounds of explanation)
Luigi:
Well, consider yourself very, very lucky...
Wario:
Next!
Luigi:
It's a me, Luigi! I'm next!
Wario:
Nurse! Does... that... have an appointment?
Nurse:
Ask it. I'm off duty.
Luigi:
I've been saving all month for this. I think l need a root canal. I'm sure l need a long... slow... root canal.
Wario:
... Let's go.
Luigi:
l have a history of dental problems--
Wario:
Shut up!
Luigi:
Yes, Doctor... l went to a terrible dentist Wednesday, who was recommended to me--by somebody l saw Monday-- who's the brother of a man l usually see Sundays. Their mother taught them everything they know. She's gifted, but elderly. People think she shouldn't be working. l go to her because I'm just incredibly devoted to her strength. She can't really see who you are, but she knows the sound of your voice. If you tell her where it is, the problem, she eventually finds it and she does it. l wish l had that stamina. l can only go so long. That's how l want to be. l don't ever want to have to be just--
Wario:
Comfy?
Luigi:
Yes, Doctor... l remember the first time l went to a dentist. l thought, "What a neat job!". If only l were a dentist. The dentist l went to had the greatest car. He had a Shroomette. Everybody calls him "Doctor" and he's not really a doctor. -- Oh, my God! ... l got out of there okay, but after it was all finished... they gave me a candy bar. l thought, "l get a candy bar?". You go through that and get chocolate. You work with incredible professionals, using incredibly wonderful equipment--
Wario:
Let's look at that mouth... Say, "Aaah."
Luigi:
Aahhh! Yeah, great! You are something special. You are something special! Thank you! It's your professionalism that l respect. Don't stop, Doc! Don't stop! Come on! More! What do you want? Say, "Please"! I'm going to get a candy bar!
Wario:
Get out!
Luigi:
What's wrong?
Wario:
Get out of here!
Luigi:
What's the matter?
Wario:
Go on! Get out of here! This way.
Luigi:
I'm gonna tell each and every one of my friends about you--
Wario:
What's this?
Luigi: (chuckles)
Oops.
Wario:
Goddamn sicko!... (to Mario) Let me ask you something. Does this scare you?
Mario:
Yes.
Wario:
Would you like if l took this and made straight for your goddamn incisors? It'd hurt, right? You'd scream, right?! Get your ass in there! Don't l know you?
Mario:
Mario Mario. We met yesterday.
Wario:
Oh, your mouth's a mess, kid. That wisdom tooth. We'll rip that bugger right out of there. What do you say? There's always time for dental hygiene, Mario. You ever seen the results of a neglected mouth? Look, Mario. This could happen to you. Unless l take immediate action!
Mario:
What's that?
Wario:
The drill.
Mario:
It's rusty!
Wario:
It's an antique. They don't make them like this anymore. Sturdy... heavy... dull... I'm going to want some gas for this.
Mario:
Thank God. l thought you wouldn't use any.
Wario:
Oh the gas isn't for you, Mario. It's for me. You see, l want to really enjoy this. In fact, I'm going to use my special gas mask! l find a little giggle gas before l begin, increases my pleasure enormously. Here we go! (chortles) Oh, Mario, I'm flying! The things I'm going to do to that mouth! (long laughs) What the hell is that? A power-up? The kid's got a goddamn Fire Flower! (laughs) I'm in trouble now, huh? (laughs) Wait till l turn this gas off... Give me a hand, would you? No, l guess you wouldn't, would you? (laughs) l could asphyx-- (laughs then chokes) What'd l ever do to you?
Mario:
Nothing. It's what you did to her.
Wario:
Her who? (long pause) Oh, her.
Peach Two:
Chop it up.
Mario:
What?
Peach Two:
Feed me!
Mario:
Okay, okay.
Peach Two:
(guffaws)
Mario:
Peach, what'd they say to you?
Peach:
Who?
Mario:
The police.
Peach:
Oh, nothing.
Mario:
Talk to me. Tell me what they said.
Peach:
It's Wario. They say he's disappeared!
Mario:
The police told you that?
Peach:
They suspect foul play.
Mario:
They do?
Peach:
His receptionist, this morning, found the place in shambles. Gas masks everywhere. Things all over the floor. They think... l can't even think about what they think.
Mario:
Don't cry, Peach. Would it be so terrible if something had happened to him?
Peach:
Mario, what a thing to say!
Mario:
Well, would it?
Peach:
It wouldn't be terrible at all... It'd be a miracle... Not to mention all the money I'd save on Epsom salts and Ace bandages...
Mario:
You see?
Peach:
But I'd still feel guilty. If he met with foul play or some terrible accident of some kind... it'd be partly my fault just because... secretly l wished it.
Mario:
Don't you waste another minute thinking about that creep! There's a lot of guys that'd give anything to go out with you... Nice guys.
Peach:
l don't deserve a nice guy, Mario.
Mario:
That's not true.
Peach:
You don't know the half of it! I've led a terrible life. l deserved a creep like Wario, DDS... You know where l met him? ... In The Gutter.
Mario:
The gutter?
Peach:
The Gutter. It's a nightspot. l worked there on my nights off when we weren't making much money. I'd put on... cheap and tasteless outfits, not nice ones like this. Low and nasty apparel.
Mario:
That's all behind you now. You got nothing to be ashamed of. You're a very nice person. l always knew you were. Underneath the bruises and the handcuffs, you know what l saw? A girl l respected. l still do.
Suddenly Mario song starts.
Mario: (sung)
Lift up your head
Wash off your mascara
Here, take my Kleenex
Wipe that lipstick away
Show me your face
Clean as the morning
l know things were bad
But now they're okay
Suddenly Mario
ls standing beside you
You don't need no make-up
Don't have to pretend
Suddenly Mario
ls here to provide you
Sweet understanding
Mario's your friend
Peach: (sung)
Nobody ever treated me kindly
Daddy left early
Mama was poor
I'd meet a man
And I'd follow him blindly
He'd snap his fingers at me
I'd say, 'Sure'
Suddenly Mario
ls standing beside me
He don't give me orders
He don't condescend
Suddenly Mario
ls here to provide me
Sweet understanding
Mario's my friend
Mario:
Tell me this feeling
Will last 'til forever
Tell me the bad times
Are clean washed away
Peach:
Please understand that
It's still strange and frightening
For losers like I've been
It's so hard to save
Peach (and Mario):
Suddenly Mario (Suddenly Mario)
He purified me (He purified you)
Suddenly Mario (Suddenly Mario)
Showed me l can (Yes, you can)
Peach and Mario:
Learn how to be more
The girl that's inside me/you
Mario (and Peach):
With sweet understanding (With sweet understanding)
With sweet understanding (With sweet understanding)
Peach and Mario:
With sweet understanding
Mario's... your/my... man
Suddenly Mario song ends.
Bowser: (spoken)
You love her madly, don't you, schmuck?
Mario: (spoken)
Mr. Koopa, you scared me.
Bowser:
l scared him? After what I've seen, l scared him? Do you think l didn't know, huh? Oh, l knew. l knew you'd lay down here, on your pathetic little cot and dream about her. But l didn't know the lengths to which you'd go... the depths to which you'd sink!
Mario:
What depths? What sink? What are you talking about?
Bowser:
Little red dots all over the linoleum. Little red spots on the concrete outside. I'm talking blood, Mario. I'm talking under my own roof... An axe murderer!
Suppertime song starts.
Peach Two: (sung)
He's got your number now
Bowser: (spoken)
l saw everything.
Peach Two: (sung)
He knows just what you've done
Bowser: (spoken)
Everything you did to her boyfriend.
Peach Two: (sung)
You've got no place to hide
Bowser: (spoken)
l saw you chopping him.
Peach Two: (sung)
You've got nowhere to run
Mario: (spoken)
It's true. l chopped him up, but l didn't kill him!
Peach Two: (sung)
He knows your life of crime
Bowser: (spoken)
Tell it to the police.
Peach Two: (sung)
l think it's suppertime!
Come on, come on
Think about all those offers
Come on, come on
Your future with Audrey
Come on, come on
Ain't no time to turn squeamish
C-C-C-Come on
l swear on all my spores
When he's gone
The world will be yours
Yours, yeah, yeah, yeah
Girls: (sung under dialogue)
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Suppertime
Suppertime
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Bowser: (spoken)
You know, Mario, it kills me doing this... But considering you're almost like a son to me, I'm thinking... maybe we don't have to go to the police.
Mario: (spoken)
We don't?
Bowser:
I'm thinking... what if l kept my mouth shut and gave you a one-way ticket out of town?
Mario:
You'd do that, sir?
Bowser:
You could lay low for a while, say thirty, forty years. Meanwhile, l would keep the plant.
Mario:
The plant?
Bowser:
Of course, you'd have to teach me how to take care of it while you're away. Give me your secret gardening tips. But then, if you'd rather hang... What do l have to do?
Mario:
... Just feed it...
Bowser:
Just feed it what?
Mario:
... Oh... Minerals... On Thursdays, you should give it water...
Bowser:
Oh yes.
Mario:
But whatever you do...
Bowser:
... Yes?
Mario:
... Whatever you do....
Bowser:
Y-Yeah? ... What the hell is--?
Mario:
Sir?
Girls: (sung)
Suppertime
Suppertime song ends, fading into The Meek Shall Inherit song starting.
Sponsor Man: (spoken)
Mario Mario! Finally, we meet you! What an occasion! Let's toast it! Up yours. Relax!
Sponsor Man 2: (spoken)
Canapé?
Sponsor Man 3: (spoken)
Cigarette?
Sponsor Man:
Let's talk turkey! Sign here, we'll book you on lecturing tours.
Sponsor Woman: (spoken)
Yes, darling. We're sending photographers Thursday. So get the plant ready and wear a clean shirt. Just sign this release.
Sponsor Woman's Assistant: (spoken)
Need a pen?
Sponsor Woman: (spoken)
Aren't you thrilled? It's the cover of Life magazine!
Sponsor Woman's Assistant: (spoken)
Dessert?
TV Show Pitcher: (spoken)
Son, it's a cinch to get ratings. The title is Shroomvin's.
TV Show Pitcher 2: (spoken)
The concept is mine.
TV Show Pitcher 3: (spoken)
The first weekly gardening show on the network!
TV Show Pitcher: (spoken)
And you're gonna host it, you lucky kid.
All TV Show Pitchers: (spoken)
Sign!
Girls: (sung)
They say the meek shall inherit
You know the Book doesn't lie
It's not a question of merit
It's not demand and supply
They say the meek are gonna get it
You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to them
You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to them
You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to them!
By! And! By!
The Meek Shall Inherit song ends.
Mario:
Oh, my God!
TV Interviewer:
And here he is himself, Mr. Mario Mario! Mr. Mario, there are many questions the people in our television audience have for you. Come and tell our viewers at home and elsewhere about this particularly amazing agricultural phenomenon that's made you one of the most talked about plant scientists in the country... Cut! What happened to the goddamned greenery?
Mario:
It just needs to be fed.
TV Interviewer:
So feed it.
Mario:
l can't feed it. Not now.
TV Interviewer:
Then I'll feed it. Where's the plant food?
Mario:
It doesn't eat plant food. And l can't feed it now... Leave me alone... All of you... Just go away. Leave me alone. Get out of here. Go away. Leave me alone! Everybody go away! Leave me alone!
Peach:
Mario! You're hysterical.
Mario:
l know. I'm sorry... What am l gonna do? What am I going to do? l never should've started, but l did. Now, if l don't feed it, it'll die. I'll lose her, I'll lose everything.
Peach:
Mario, who are you talking to?
Mario:
Nobody.
Peach:
You're acting funny... It wasn't nice throwing those people out. Those men said Mario Mario's Gardening Tips is sure to be a very big TV show.
Mario:
l know. I'm sorry. l feel terrible.
Peach:
Well, you shouldn't. They're coming back tomorrow and they'll bring you a great big check~
Mario:
They are?
Peach:
... l wish you were enjoying your success.
Mario:
They said they're coming back with money?
Peach:
Tomorrow.
Mario:
Then we could afford to get out of here.
Peach:
What do you mean?
Mario:
That's it. After tomorrow we could leave here together.
Peach:
Together~?
Mario:
If you'll have me. Peach, will you have me?
Peach:
What do you mean?
Mario:
Marry me, Peach.
Peach:
Oh Mario this is so sudden.
Mario:
Well will you?
Peach:
... Sure~
Mario:
Then that's it! We'll go get married right now. Tomorrow I'll be on television, get the money and then we'll live happily ever after. Oh Peach I'll give you a wonderful life with no plants, l promise. No plants at all.
Peach:
You're talking peculiar again, Seymour.
Mario:
We'll start tonight. We'll go to City Hall, get married and spend the night somewhere safe. Some nice hotel...
Peach:
I've got to get ready~!
Mario:
Hurry~ Hurry~
Peach Two:
Feed me...
Mario:
Under no circumstances.
Peach Two:
Feed. Me.
Mario:
l will not, so stop asking.
Peach Two:
Feed me!
Mario:
No! No more! l can't take living with the guilt.
Peach Two:
Tough titty.
Mario:
Watch your language.
Peach Two:
Aw cut the crap. Bring on the meat.
Mario:
I'll run to the corner, pick you up some nice ground round. How about that?
Peach Two:
Don't do me no favors!
Mario:
It's my last offer. Yes or no?
Peach Two: (slowly and dangerously)
... You sure do drive a hard bargain.
Mario:
Done. Fine. Great... Don't think you're getting dessert.
Suppertime Reprise song starts.
Peach: (spoken)
Hello.
Peach Two: (sung over the phone)
Hey, little lady, hello
Peach: (spoken)
Who is this?
Peach Two: (sung over the phone)
You're looking cute as can be
Peach: (spoken)
ls this someone l know?
Peach Two: (sung over the phone)
You're looking mighty sweet
Peach: (spoken)
Mario~!
Peach Two: (spoken over the phone)
No, it ain't Mario. It's me!
Peach:
Oh, my God! ... l don't believe it.
Peach Two:
Believe it, baby. It talks.
Peach:
Am l dreaming this?
Peach Two:
No, and you ain't in the Flower Kingdom, neither.
Peach:
Something is very wrong here.
Peach Two:
l need me some water in the worst way. Look at my branches. I'm drying up. I'm a goner, honey!
Peach Two: (sung)
Come on and give me a drink
Peach: (spoken)
l-I don't know if l should.
Peach Two: (sung)
Hey, little lady, be nice
Peach: (spoken)
Do you talk to Mario like this?
Peach Two: (sung)
Sure do. I'll drink it straight
Peach: (spoken)
Your leaves are dry but...
Peach Two: (sung)
Don't need no glass or no ice
Peach: (spoken)
I-I'll get the can.
Peach Two: (sung)
Don't need no twist of lime
Peach: (spoken)
Here we go.
Peach Two: (spoken)
And now it's suppertime!
Suppertime Reprise song ends.
Peach Two:
Aw, relax, doll. It'll be easier.
Mario:
Get off of her! Get off!
Peach Two:
(guffaws)
Mario:
Are you okay?
Peach:
Yes.....No.
Mario:
Peach? Peach?!
Peach:
Oh, no, no, I'm okay.
Mario:
I'm sorry. l never meant to hurt you. l never meant to hurt anybody. It's just that somehow it makes things happen. Terrible things. l should've stopped when l found out what it lived on. But it was so cute and harmless... and we started doing business and making money and you liked me--
Peach:
Do you really think l liked you because of that? l liked you from the day l came to work here.
Mario:
You mean, you'd still like me even if l wasn't famous?
Peach:
... I'd still love you, Mario.
Mario:
Really?
Peach:
All l ever wanted was you, and a sweet little house.
Mario:
Oh Peach you're the most wonderful person that ever lived~ We're gonna get that little house and everything will be okay.
Suddenly Mario Reprise song plays.
Mario: (sung)
Suddenly Mario
ls standing beside you
Peach:
Suddenly Mario
Showed me l can
Mario:
Yes, you can--
Suddenly Mario Reprise abruptly ends.
Patrick Mushton:
Excuse me, pardon me, beg your pardon. If you two kids would stop singing for a moment I've got something l want to discuss with you. Which one of you is Mario Mario?
Mario: (softly)
l am.
Mushton:
It's a pleasure. Has your phone been busy! I've been trying to reach you for weeks. Patrick Mushton, Licensing and Marketing, World Botanical Enterprises. Son. Kid. Boy, are we gonna make a fortune together!
Peach:
He's not interested.
Mushton:
He will be. Me and the guys at the home office have been following this plant of yours. We've come up with one incredible idea. We're very proud of it. Picture this. We take leaf cuttings, develop little Peach Twos and sell them to florist shops across the nation. Pretty soon every household in The Mushroom Kingdom could have one.
Mario:
Every household in The Mushroom Kingdom!
Mushton:
For starters, kid. Why this thing could go... worldwide!
Mario and Peach:
Worldwide?
Mushton:
Think of it, boy. Little Peach Twos everywhere! Why, with the right advertising, this thing could be bigger than Hula-Hoops.
Peach:
Bigger than Hula-Hoops?
Mushton:
What do you say, Mario? Do we have a deal?
Mario:
... No! Keep your contract! Nobody's touching that plant!
Mushton:
We're offering a lot of money.
Mario:
Forget the money! Keep it and get out of here! Go on!
Mushton:
Are you nuts?!
Mario:
Yeah, I'm nuts!
Mushton:
Hey, hey now! Come on!
Mario:
Go on! Get out of here!
Mushton:
Hey!
Mario:
Go on! Get out!
Mushton:
Look... I'll come back when you're in a better mood.
Mario:
Go on! Get out of here now!
Mushton:
Alright!
Mario:
Peach, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Peach:
l think so.
Mario:
He'll keep eating until there's nothing left.
Peach:
We've got to stop it, Mario, we've just got to!
Mario:
No... I've got to. l have to end this once and for all.
Peach:
Mario...
Mario:
I'll bust that pod wide open.
Peach:
Wait! I'm coming with you.
Mario:
No, it's me that got us into this. I'm the one to get us out... Wait for me, Peach... This is between me and the vegetable... (to Peach Two) "Every household in The Mushroom Kingdom"! Thousands of you, eating! That's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?
Peach Two:
No shit, Sherlock!
Mario:
We're not talking about one hungry plant here. We're talking about world conquest!
Peach Two:
And l want to thank you!
Mario:
You're not going to get away with this! Your kind never does!
Peach Two:
(chortles)
Mario:
l don't care what it takes. Only one of us gets out of here alive!
Mean Green Mother from Outer Space song starts.
Mama Piranha AKA Peach Two: (sung)
Better wait a minute, uh
You better hold the phone
Better mind your manners
Better change your tone
Don't you threaten me, son
You got a lot of gall
We're gonna do things my way
Or we won't do things at all
Mama Piranha: (spoken)
Uh-huh. You're in trouble now. Baby. (guffaws)
Mama Piranha (and Buds): (sung)
You don't know what you're messing with
You got no idea, hehe
You don't know what you're looking at
When you're looking here
You don't know what you're up against
No, no way, no how
You don't know what
You're messing with
But I'm gonna tell you now (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Mama Piranha: (spoken)
Ow! Get this straight!
Mama Piranha (and Buds):
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
And I'm bad (Mean, green, bad)
Mario: (spoken)
Outer space...?
Mama Piranha (and Buds): (sung, cont.)
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
And it looks like you've been had
I'm a just mean, green mother from outer space (ah, ah, ah, ah)
So get off my back, get out of my face
'Cause I'm mean and green (Mean and Green)
And l am bad
Ooh
Want to save your skin, boy?
You want to save your hide?
You want to see tomorrow? Hehe.
You better step aside
Better take a tip, boy
Want some good advice?
Better take it easy
'Cause you're walking on thin ice
You don't know what you're dealing with
No, you never did
You don't know what you're looking at
But that's tough titty, kid
The lion don't sleep tonight
And if you pull his tail he roars
You say "that ain't fair"
You say "that ain't nice"
You know what l say? Up yours! (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Mama Piranha: (spoken)
Watch me now!
Mama Piranha (and Buds): (sung)
I'm just a mean, green mother, from outer space
And I'm bad (Mean, green, bad)
I'm just a mean, green mother, a real disgrace
And you got me fighting mad
I'm just a mean, green mother, from outer space (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
I'm gonna trash your ass, gonna rock this place
I'm mean and green (Mean and green)
And l am bad! Mm-hmmm
Mama Piranha (and Buds): (freestyle)
l don't come from no black lagoon (No!)
I'm from past the stars, beyond the moon (Yeah!)
You can keep the 'Thing' (Hey!)
Keep the 'It' (Woo!)
Keep the creature
They don't mean shit
(Mama Piranha guffaws)
Mario: (spoken)
All right, that does it!
Mario Piranha (and Buds): (freestyle)
Uh-uh-uh!
l got killer buds
A power stem
Nasty thorns and I'm using them
Better move it out (Move it out)
Nature calls, you got the point (Nature calls)
I'm gonna bust your balls
(Mama Piranha guffaws)
Mama Piranha (and Buds): (sung)
(Ah, ah, ah, ah)
I'm mean and green (Mean green mother from outer space)
I'm mean and green (Mean green mother from outer space)
I'm mean and green (Mean green mother from outer space)
And I... Am... Bad!
Mean Green Mother From Outer Space song ends.
Mama Piranha:
Hehe, bye-bye, Mario! (guffaws)
... Oh, shit!
A Voice Not Unlike God's:
Many years later we see that Mario Mario and Peach Toadstool have married, living in a nice home in the suburbs with 2 children, one 4-year-old girl and one 9-year-old boy.
Small Peach Two Bud:
(Laughter)
The end...?
Little Shop of Horrors reprise
The Toadettes: (sung)
Little Shop, Little Shoppa Horrors
Little Shop, Little Shoppa Terror
Call a cop, Little Shoppa Horrors
No, oh, oh, oh no!
Little Shop, Little Shoppa Horrors
Bop sh'bop, Little Shoppa Terror
Watch 'em drop, Little Shoppa Horrors
No, oh, oh, oh no!
Shing-a-ling, what a creepy thing to be happening
Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
Shang-a-lang, feel the Sturm und Drang in the air
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shang-a-lang, stop right where you are, don't you move a thing
You'd better, telling you, you'd better
Tell your mama, something's gonna get her
She'd better, ev'rybody better, beware
Instrumental
Oh, here it comes, baby
Tell those bums, baby
Oh, oh, oh no!
Oh, hit the dirt, baby
Red alert, baby
Oh, oh, oh no!
Oh, oh, oh no!
Alley-oop, haul it off the stoop, child I'm warning you
Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
Run away, child you're gonna pay if you fail
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Look around, look who's coming down, down the street for you
You betcha, you bet your butt, you betcha
Best believe it, something's come to getcha
Better watch your back and your tail
(Come-a, come-a, come-a)
Little Shop, Little Shoppa Horror
Bop-she-bop, you'll never stop the terror
Little Shop, Little Shoppa Horrors
No, oh, oh, oh no!
Oh, oh, oh no!
Oh, oh, oh no!
Song ends.