The W. J. Manares' Reader

By wastesjunksandmesses

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A Collection of Funny Science Fiction Stories More

Zog
Axiom-5
Botrick
Odd Duo
Captain Mike and the Lunarians
The Throne Of Grease
Buzzo
I Want Uranus!
Smells Like Zaglonux
Cobe
Grandpa's Computer
Where's Yuri?
Cluckzilla and the Disco Chickens
The Quirkies
The Last Living Dinosaur
Sparkles the Dwarf Star
Grand Deception
Quacksville's Rubber Duck Spaceship
Iti and Pukaw
Curing Alienocacophonitis
Lapu-lapu Saves!
Baconitizer 13
Pancake Earth
Super Cropman
Sunhell
Wanted: God Wannabes
The Secret Protectors
Invisibility In View
Inactivity Activated
Sight Gag
Flyblown Fly-by
Life In The Milky Way
Captain Nathan and the Crescentaurs
Albescent Lightning
Two Halves
The LASER Legend
Moons Staring
Mars
Mercury
The Cosmic Misadventure of Captain Eddie and the Rubberball Astronauts
The Psychedelic Shrooms of Fungalum
Neptune
Nebby Awards
Minimirth
Missing Wolfria
Fishy Situations
Peculiar Project 101
Droughty but with a Chance of Fluffy Marshmallow Snowstorms
The Incredible Power of Photosynthesis

Station 69

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By wastesjunksandmesses

The brave firefighters of Station 69 were going about their daily routine. It was a usual Wednesday afternoon when a fireball streaked across the sky and crashed right into the heart of the fire station, causing chaos and confusion.

The fireball, you see, wasn't any ordinary space rock. It was a mischievous alien creature called Dryadmac, who had a penchant for pranks and a fondness for fire. As soon as Dryadmac crashed into the fire station, sparks flew and flames erupted all around.

The firefighters, initially startled by the unexpected attack, soon realized the absurdity of the situation. They found themselves trapped inside, surrounded by fiery chaos. But even in the face of danger, the firefighters of Station 69 kept their sense of humor intact.

Captain Dantes, a seasoned firefighter known for his quick thinking, grabbed the fire extinguisher closest to him and aimed it at Dryadmac. To his surprise, the alien creature started laughing hysterically instead of being put out by the foam. Dryadmac's laughter echoed through the station, making all the firefighters chuckle even amidst the chaos.

Firefighter Minda, renowned for her love of adventure, took the opportunity to practice her 10-second fire drill routine. She ran in circles around Dryadmac, trying to put out the flames with exaggerated motions. The sight was so absurd that even Dryadmac couldn't help but join in on the laughter, momentarily forgetting about causing more trouble.

Firefighter Sam, the youngest member of the team, had always admired superheroes. Seeing this as his chance to shine, he transformed the fire hoses into makeshift capes and started battling the flames like a fearless hero. The image of Sam soaring through the station with a fire hose cape created a mix of laughter and admiration amongst his team.

Meanwhile, Firefighter Chuck, the jolly and slightly clumsy soul of the team, mistook Dryadmac for a rare novelty hotdog roaster. With oven mitts on his hands, he reached out to turn the alien creature around the fire, completely oblivious to the fact that Dryadmac wasn't a kitchen appliance. Dryadmac couldn't contain his laughter and rockets of fire shot high up into the air, causing even more chaos.

Despite their comical attempts, the firefighters proved their bravery and resilience. Eventually, they managed to contain the flames, pinning down Dryadmac with an inflatable fire hydrant. Dryadmac, exhausted from laughter and realizing the error of his ways, transformed back into a small alien creature with a sheepish expression.

As the chaos settled and the firefighters caught their breath, they couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. They had turned a disaster into a slapstick comedy routine. The fire station, although a bit worse for wear, stood as a testament to the brave and humorous spirit of Station 69.

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