Greek deities and some incorr...

By SonOfHekate

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Some of this incorrect quotes are mine, some are from the internet and I just adapted them to the Greek pathe... More

Athena and Ares' bloodlust
Athena and Era against the patriarchy
Athena just wanted one dinner
Leto's offspring goes queer
Hera is as cold as ice
The gods and Ares' thoughts
Hades' deadly psychologist
Hang over is a bad thing
Something is on fire
Hera looking for news
Aphrodite knows when a couple is worthy
Dionysus and books
Eros is judging you
Dionysus doesn't lie
Artemis is not gonna take it
Zeus and his offspring
Apollo, Artemis and cute humans
Athena and her regrets
Here we go again
Apollo and his ego
Nyx's sons and Dionysus
Ares and poetry
Apollo and his plants
The last day of winter
Apollo's new flower
Secretly drunk
Athena's wisdome
No URSS
Hold the door!
Hermes and his work
Snacks and tears
Fitness in the morning
The olympians and guess the word
Hekate and Artemis protecting their shiny baby
Apollo is not a sanguinary, but...
Frustration
Global warming
The gods and Hyacinth's death
Hades and Hekate
Athena & tests
YOU SNITCH!
Little pests
Idk, man... u're kinda sus
Siblings
Couples' experiment
Mi Pan
Will you remeber me?
If you were mortal
Fantasy threesome
Last name issues
Am I in trouble?
Headache
Mental breakdown
Never mess up with Apollo
Say dadda
I can hear you!
What we put in words
Guy troubles
Sapphic warning
Wanting to kiss the homies is not gay
Laws
Mistakes were made
I came to the party
The siblings at the bar
Niagara Falls
Respect the etiquette
Consequences
Non-binary samurais
Part 69
Seems like a you problem
Jealousy Jealousy
Wifie
What's worse than the golden apple
Contacts
Kill them with politeness
Nyx's little boys
Morning talk
Voice activation required
Leto's fed up
Two deities chilling in the room 5 feet apart
Belligerent relationship
Laughing about past mistakes
Unsupervised
The floor is so attractive
Money or love? That is the question
How it really went
Marshmallows
Morality
Wine or perfume?
Secrets
Miracles
Hekate hates meetings
Apologies
Fights
Troublemaker
Belladonna
Partners in crime
Dead or asleep?
Board games destroying families
Out of pomegranate
Yearbook
Zeus, don't get your hopes up
Hide and seek
Under arrest
Thoughts
Leto taking her personal revenge
Atoms
Love potion
Strong relationships
Red flags
A (grammatical) change
Brick and politeness
Hermes' mind
Recipient
Dead looks
This is a husband
Heavy tables
Guys are so generous
Hera and grudges
Dating advice
Your honour
Olympus gate
Does anyone have anything to add?
Aphrodite and mental breakdowns
Would you still love me if I were a tank?
French, an incredible language
Hekate needs no meds
Oven
Never judge one's clothes
Argue with me!

Best friend duties

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By SonOfHekate

Persephone: "Hi Hek-"
Hekate: *Punches Persephone in the stomach*
Persephone: "WTF!?"
Hekate: "You are one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this! You are too young! You are too beautiful!"
Persephone: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Hekate: "I'm talking about the baby who is growing inside of your belly right now."
Hades: "See ya!"
Persephone: "I'm not pregnant!"
Hekate: "Well not after that punch, you are not."
Persephone: "I was never pregnant, Hekate..."
Hekate: "A-are you sure?"
Persephone: "Yes, I'm fucking sure!"
Nyx: "I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?"
Hekate: "Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-"
Nyx: *Punches Persephone in the stomach*
Persephone: "Oh mother fu-"

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