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"PANSY IS CURRENTLY trying to make- what is it you're trying to make?" caroline turned to pansy.
the two were standing in pansy's kitchen, with a bunch of bowls and ingredients in front of them.
"a croquembouche," pansy smiled.
caroline grinned, "with violets?"
"why the fuck would i be using violets?" pansy scrunched her face up.
"like grace from the american girl movie." caroline blinked. "she wanted to make pineapple upside down cake but another kid took it, so she made a violet croquembouche."
"you're so weird."
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"how did a twelve year old manage to make pâte à choux?!" pansy groaned as she stirred the dough.
"you forgot to add the eggs before the milk," caroline said from her spot on the counter next to the stove.
"okay, but you usually add them together!"
"you have to cook the eggs into the flour to make the paste and then add the milk to thin it out!"
"wait seriously?" she blinked.
"i think so, i didn't read the recipe," caroline shrugged.
"what the fuck, caroline! you've been telling me what to add!"
"well you haven't been listening anyways!"
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"we ordered a croquembouche from the fancy bakery down the street," pansy sat down in front of the camera. "but someone knocked, so i made caroline answer the door. we're close enough for that."
"draco's here!" caroline walked back in, her face red.
"what are you doing here?" pansy sneered at her bandmate. "don't you have something better to be doing?"
"wow, pans, feeling the love." he leaned against the door frame. "what are you two doing?"
"we tried to make a croquembouche," she sniffed, "except caroline messed it up so we had to buy one."
"i never touched anything that went into the pot!" caroline defended herself.
"you were giving me instructions!"
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"see," draco held up the pot containing perfectly made choux, "not too hard."
"go fuck yourself," pansy got up and walked away.
"did you still want to make them?" draco turned to caroline.
she shrugged, "it wasn't my idea. but let's do it so she stops whining."
...
"you have flower on your face," caroline informed draco.
"i do?" he attempted to wipe it off but only got more on his face.
"you just got so much more on there," she giggled.
"you think that's funny?"
she nodded, "terribly so."
"fine." he turned back to the counter.
"what do you mean 'fi-"
caroline was cut off by a large handful of flour being dropped on her head.
"happy?" he grinned.
"it's gone down my shirt, draco! i can feel it moving!" she gasped.
"not so funny anymore?"
"so, so funny," she threw an egg at him.
"fuck off, caroline." he threw another back.
"that hurt!" she winced and threw another.
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"what did you do to my kitchen?!" pansy gaped.
draco and caroline both froze.
"why have you got her in a head lock?" she asked. "it's been fifteen minutes, and there's egg on my ceiling!"
caroline pulled herself out of draco's grip. "he started it." she pointed.
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"i've put them both in time out," pansy turned the camera to show caroline and draco—still covered in baking products—sitting in opposite corners of pansy's living room.
"so i've been forced to do the outro today," pansy sighed.
"stay swaggalicious, cause who cares?! love ya" she kissed the camera.
"you guys are ridiculous," she mumbled, "how do i turn this off?"
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carolineastor today was scrumdiddilyupmtious
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user istg if you don't tell us who the man is
↳carolineastor that's a secret i'll never tell
↳tnott xoxo, gossip girl
↳daphnenott Taught him will
↳carolineastor yes you did x
cyl333 idk how the label became blue but it's pissing me off
pansy yeah for you
↳carolineastor what do you mean mamas
↳pansy one of us had to call the cleaning crew three days early because someone made a mess in their kitchen
↳carolineastor it was his fault.
user1 i want you back with draco
anniesophia the first picture is making me feel some kinda way
↳carolineastor i was going for like a ldr vibe but like relatable not picturesque
↳anniesophia i know exactly what you mean
a.astor you ended up making what exactly?
↳pansy a mess
↳carolineastor IT WASN'T MY FAULT
user2 i bet the vlog will hit
↳zabini it will
↳daphnenott Draco's in it :)
↳user3 OH MY GOD
↳user4 i need a timeline of their relationship asap
↳user5 i just need them to get together
↳user6 Literally I would take CRUMBS atp
malfoy You started it.
↳carolineastor kill yourself.
↳user7 THEY'RE INTERACTING
↳user8 What if he's the mystery man???
↳user9 no look at his last post 4ndr3w
↳user10 who the fuck is that man and why's he ruining my otp
↳user11 LITERALLY
↳user12 With that lame ass user too
tnott i picked the third picture
↳carolineastor yes you did
↳carolineastor he's so cute i love him
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4ndr3w dinner with my girl
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carolineastor lol i didn't know you were posting this
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