F1 Groupchat

By F1fan5and7

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We all love the drivers, that's just a fact. And we all ship them. That's a fact too. This book is full of m... More

CHAPTER 00 || Hi!
CHAPTER 01 || Ferrari is shit
CHAPTER 02 || Goated in F1
CHAPTER 03 || Newbies?
CHAPTER 04 || Changes!?
CHAPTER 05 || Private Chat Chaos
CHAPTER 06 || Max's Dads
CHAPTER 07 || Guess who's back?
CHAPTER 08 || Fireee
CHAPTER 09 || High Kevin
CHAPTER 10 || ✨️Spaziergang✨️
CHAPTER 11 || Fan arts
CHAPTER 12 || Animals
CHAPTER 13 || Monaco Sunday
CHAPTER 14 || Monaco 2017
CHAPTER 15 || Padel Cup
CHAPTER 16 || Christian
CHAPTER 18 || The plan
CHAPTER 19 || Sleepover
CHAPTER 20 || Truth or Dare
CHAPTER 21 || Sleeping Troubles
CHAPTER 22 || Quotes
CHAPTER 23 || The cookies
CHAPTER 24 || Division of the children
CHAPTER 25 || Scared Babys
CHAPTER 26 || McLaren on a Mission
CHAPTER 27 || Gosjean-Button Family
CHAPTER 28 || Danny at MotoGP
CHAPTER 29 || Seb and the Vettel children
CHAPTER 30 || Karting track
CHAPTER 31 || They're back
NOT A CHAPTER
CHAPTER 32 || His reason to hold on
CHAPTER 33 || DC or Marvel
CHAPTER 34 || The reunion
CHAPTER 35 || Arthur isn't gay??
CHAPTER 36 || Not again!
CHAPTER 37 || Simi at the highest level
CHAPTER 38 || Exposed (Credits: The Haas boys)
THE END?
CHAPTER 39 || The End of Mini Seb
CHAPTER 40 || SHOCK
CHAPTER 41 || Fucking up speaking
CHAPTER 42 || Mick's being Mick
CHAPTER 43 || Pick up lines
CHAPTER 44 || Monopoly
CHAPTER 45 || Old days ❤️‍🩹
CHAPTER 46 || Red Bull Seb
CHAPTER 47 || The past of Romain
CHAPTER 48 || It's alright
CHAPTER 49 || The family trees
CHAPTER 50 || Everything is fine

CHAPTER 17 || Parents

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Marc: Do you do often things like this?

Danny: Like what?

Marc: The padel cup. Being together, have fun, ignore the rivalries and be friends

Danny: Sadly no

Marc: Aww :(

Max: I heard Dad talking about something

Nando: ??

Max: It's a sleepover with all the drivers

Lewis: We're gonna die

Max: He promised to invite Seb :)

Hulkie: Oh thank god!

Kevin: So no one's gonna die?

Hulkie: Kev, we talked about this 😅

Kevin: So hopefully no one is gonna die?

Hulkie: Well done!

Kevin: :)

Romain: Note it JB!

Jense: Chill I did it!

Kevin: 🤨

Romain: 🙃

Nando: We need to talk!

Romain: Sorry?

Nando: Nvm

~•~•~•~

*Favorite parents*

Nando: We need to talk!

Mark: Do we?

Nando: Not you! The rest

Mark: /(^•^)\

Romain: What does Mark know that we don't?

Nando: It's more of a "What has Mark that you don't"

Jense: Your virginity for sure

Romain: 😂😂

Nando: Stfu 😒

Seb: Tell us

Nico: Apart from the obvious

Nando: A letter

Jense: Didn't know you two send love letters

Mark: Jenson

Jense: What Mr. Alonso?

Mark: Just stop it!

Jense: Whyyyyyyyy?

Mark: BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

Jense: 🙃

Nico: Can we please concentrate on the important things?

Jense: Go cuddling your boyfriend!

Nico: Excuse me?

Jense: My God, fuck him or whatever

Nico: What the hell are you talking about?

Jense: LEWIS CARL DAVIDSON HAMILTON

Nico: I HATE HIM

Jense: THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MOANING HIS NAME

Jense: WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

Nico: And?

Jense: You're the room next door?!

Lewis: Could you all just shut the fuck up??

Nando: What's your problem now?

Lewis: THAT SEB ISN'T ON TRACK!!!

Nando: ...

Jense: GUYS!

Jense: HELLO?!

Jense: I NEED FUCKING GOD DAMN HELP!!

Nando: What is it?

Jense: What would you do if hypothetically a drunk and crying kid is standing in front of your door?

Jense: While your boyfriend is there?

Nico: Put the boyfriend in the kitchen and the kid into the bed?

Jense: Right!

Nico: Why?

Jense: Nothing, don't worry!

Nico: Okay :)

Seb: OH MA GOD WHICH FUCKING KID??!!

Jense: I SAID THEORETICALLY HYPOTHETICALLY!!

Seb: JUST TELL ME WHO!?

Jense: NO ONE

Jense: It was just a question

Romain: When you have a crying kid in front of you who wants it's biggest enemy, what do you do?

Seb: WHAT!?

Romain: It's hypothetically ofc

Seb: GET HIM THE FUCKING ENEMY!?

Seb: AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT'S CHARLES WHO'S CRYING YOU'RE DEAD!! WITH MICK EVEN MORE!!

Mark: Now we know who the favorite is

Kimi: Bwoah just end this conversation

*Kimi closed the chat for 4 hours*

~~~~~~~~~~~

Next one :)

I found WiFi :D

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