"Y'all ridiculous" group chat
Ryan: some time ago I was heterophobic, I hated the idea of a male and a female being together as a couple, it just didn't make sense
Noah: you are literally with a girl, clown
Stephanie: LET HIM FINISH
Ryan: I now realized that I had internalized heterophobia...
MacArthur: WTF is taht even a thign??
Sanders: don't text while ur eating
MacArthur: what are ypu? My mon?
Sanders: sometimes it seems so
Stephanie: LET HIM FUCKING FINISH
Ryan: I hated that I liked girls, I forced myself to only like boys, but I didn't feel complete, something was missing
Kitty: is Ryan coming out of the closet!?!? Σ(ﾟДﾟ；)
Mickey: uuuuhhhh the closet is a really infected place with germs, not good for our health.....
Jay: I KNOW RIGHT?? I still remember that time when we were playing hide and seek and I hid in the closet, I almost died!
Mickey: I was so scared that I almost die too!
Taylor: yeah, yeah, really cool
Kelly: Taylor, honey, be more nice.
Taylor: whatever
Dwayne: not really good parenting skills.
Kelly: you shut up!
Stephanie: LET RYAN FUCKING FINISH OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Noah: ooh, I'm so scared
Owen: I'll protect you buddy!
Kitty: Owen! ☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*
Owen: KITTY! :D
Noah: Emma :)
Emma: Noah :)
Jacques: Jacques!
Josee: Josee!
Ennui: so much... Positivity...
Crimson: it's making me sick.
Ennui: I feel you.
Ryan: I discovered that I like girls too! And that is okay, not something to be ashamed or disgusted of. I can like both genders, so I'm proud of declaring myself bisexual
Ryan: I am no longer a heterophobe
Stephanie: we are so proud of you baby<3
Stephanie: right?
Kitty: totally! (≧∇≦)/
Emma: sure ig
Noah: I cant be proud of someone who made a whole ass long speech to come out as a heterophobe and a bisexual 💀
Ryan: oh...
Stephanie removed Noah from the group chat
Stephanie: so long sucker!
Stephanie: anyone else?
Owen: NOAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOO NOAH BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Owen: NOAAAAHAHH DON'T DIE!!! WHAT WILL BE OF UR BF?? OF CODY??? NOAAAAAHHH
Emma: boyfriend? Why didn't he tell me!
Owen: ummm hehe umm ermm umm...
Emma: ugh, if someone like he managed to get a boyfriend then I'm more than capable of getting a girlfriend!
Owen: OOH!! I thought you would get mad at him!
Emma: nah, we're both gay disasters
Stephanie: This isn't about that GAYASS this is about my bi bf!
Stephanie: we are a bi couple now!
Junior: good 4u
Junior: dad I ran out of robux can u buy m more?
Dwayne: son, I'm downstairs, you can get down and ask me! ☺
Junior: no ty
Kelly: you judge my parenting skills? You can't even get your son out of his room!
Dwayne: huh!? Your daughter is a spoiled brat!
Taylor: honestly that #hurts
Kelly: at least my daughter does exercises and don't play that robux thing!
Junior: it's Roblox, ma'am
Taylor: what's ur username kiddo?
Junior: junior_coolness0999
Taylor: adding u rn
Dwayne: HA! what were you saying?
Kelly: Taylor, sweetie, you're not helping!
Taylor: im busy playing roblox w/ junior mom
Lorenzo: did someone said roblox?
Chet: you freaking roblox-obsessed, I told you so many times that Minecraft is better, but that inexistent brain of yours don't listen!
Lorenzo: DON'T DISRESPECT ROBLOX LIKE THAT, YOU WEIRDO!
Devin: y'all are a bit... Weird
Carrie: yep! Totally! Right Devin?
Devin: yeah...
Carrie: sigh
Sanders: everything alright Carrie?
McArthur: leavwher alone, str8 ppl ar weird
Sanders: what did I tell you earlier...?
McArthur: shush, I'm the bad cop and u the good one, and the bad cop makes the rules
Sanders: I'll just let you be
Carrie: don't say straight as an insult! And we are not straight! Right Devin?
Devin: ye im dating a man rn
Carrie: wh... what? why didn't you tell me?
Devin: we got together, like, five minutes ago in tinder date!
Carrie: oh
Laurie: oh, you poor soul
Miles: Dont worry little flower, we will take care of you :)
Carrie: that's... Nice ig?
Brody: YOOOO THE SURFER DUDES LN THE GC!!!!
Geoff: YEAAAAAHHH HELLO DUDES AND DUDETTES!!!! WHAT HAPPENED
Taylor: well, like, Carrie got heartbroken (again) by her bff and then she got two cottagecore vegan gfs
Leonard: SHAZAM! and Ryan came out as heterophobe and bisexual!
Ryan: I am no longer a heterophobe!
Geoff: woah, that gives reverse Dunki uwu vibes!
Brody: omg that's right! How's the man dude?
Geoff: his internalized homophobe ass is trying to rizz up Trent while saying he hates gays, dude
Tom: Nu uh, that's not cool, kick him in the ass for me bestie
Jen: yeah, castrate that bitch for us pretty one
Geoff: the only thing that can slaps Dunki uwu's ass is my penis, sorry 😰😰😰😰
Brody: BROO WHAT ABOUT MINE??? 😞😞😞😞
Geoff: DW BRO YOURS IS MY FAVORITE!
Owen: YOOOO HIIIIII
Brody: OWEENNN MY MAN
Kitty: men ☕
Jacques: omg ikr? All dicks are connected to a liar
Josee: all men you've hooked up with are shit, Jacques, you don't have men taste
Jacques: I can say the same about YOU! all the women that has been with you were witches!
Ellody: as a scientist, I can not accept the existence of a human capable of doing magic, that is just incorrect
Mary: I agree, magic is only our brain playing with illusions
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NEXT IS THE REBOOT!! anyways writing this chaoter was fun, hope ya like it!!!