Cinema Guy.: Back to your places everyone
Kushida.: Agghhh it's so early!
Ayanokouji.: It's 10:00. School start earlier.
Japan(ANHS).:
Ichinose's pov.:
Ichinose.: Me? Well it's probably after the date. Right?
Hmmm. It's so confrontable in this bed.
As I was waking up my senses were rising too. Now I could feel it way better that the pillow I'm hugging is even more confy.
Wait a minute! This isn't a pillow!
Hashimoto.: It's T-rex!
Boys.: *laughs*
Ayanokouji.: perverts
Coming to think about it didn't I fallen asleep in the saunas? Was I brought back to my dorm? Nah! The boys can't come to the girl's dorms and Kurumi can't possibly carry me all the way there.
Ryueen.: Yeah, not like someone can just teleport in
Arisu.: I agree Dragon Boi.
Ryuuen.: Loli. I advise you to silence yourself.
*Anos.: hold my b e e r!*
So the only logical explonation was that I'm sleeping in someone's dorm, along with that someone in the same bed.
Horikita.: This Ichinose is smarter than I expected but my nii-san is still better
Manabu.: Use my name once more and I'm putting you on black market
Ayanokouji.: Not like anyone will buy her- Ohh so painful! I'm bleeding to death.
Suzune.: That's right you should. My compass never fails me.
Ryueen.: Don't you dare die! I need to place some dirt in your eyes.
Sae.: Spiderman copy? Really?
As I start to slowly open my eyes I saw that I saw hugging non-other than Kiyotaka-kun! However to prevent him from waking up by me I didn't moved my hands one bit.
I can only look around until Ayanokouji-kun wakes up. As I was looking around I saw Kurumi-chan, sitting on a chair, which was next to a big table.
Ayanokouji.: I can imagine her smug face beats Arisu's
Arisu.: No she doesn't even come close to my smug face.
So I'm in her room! But what was Kiyotaka doing here?
Suddenly I began to hear noices from the kitchem. Soon enough Anos appered with something in his hand.
Wait! Are they living together or something?
Koenji.: No shit sherlock
Anos.: Wakey! Wakey! Ichinose and Ayanokouji!
Hashimoto.: Who even says "wakey wakey" anymore? Is he a boomer now?
Ayanokouji.: fivee moree minutees daad!
Awww! Kiyotaka-kun's sleepy vioce is so cute!
Ayanokoji.: let's pretend I didn't heard that.
Kurumi.: Come on Ichinose! He's awake now. You can remove yourself from him and join in, on our breakfast!
Ichinose.: Are you guys live together here?
Anos.: Yes, we do. Why are you asking?
Ichinose.: But I tought that boys aren't allowed in the girl's section!
Anos.: Ichinose, I will give you a hint. "With pp.-s you can buy anything!"
Ike.: Girlfriends too?
Shinohara.: We are already dating dummy!
Ryueen.: if not even a pervert wants you then how much chance do you think you will have with other males?
Ichinose.: You can bypass the laws by paying the higher ups?
Kurumi.: Yes you can! (Just like in real life).
Tsukushiro.: It isn't illegal, it's illegal only if it's for making different judgements during courts.
Ichinose.: Anyways what's for breakfast since you invited me?
Anos.: Cooked eggs with bacon and some salad.
After a few minutes Ayanokouji joined our breakfast and started eating too. At this I asked the questsion, I wanted to ask since I awoke.
Ichinose.: So umm? What happened in the sauna?
Anos.: All three of you fell asleep. I packed our stuff, and carried it back here along with the three of you.
Ichinose.: You can carry 3 people along with our belongings? You must be strong right?
Everyone.: (there is no questsion about that)
Kurumi.:He's probably the strongest person in our class Ichinose. I think that he is capable of doing such things as carrying.
Ichinose.: You may be right Kurumi-san!
As we finished eating Anos took our plates and went to wash them.
Kushida's pov.:
Kushida.: me?
Ichika.: It's two faced bitch!
Atsuomi.: (maybe we will learn what Anos said to her?)
As I woke up I remembered what happened yesterday
-Flashback-
Anos.: Kushida can I talk with you privatly for a minute?
At the time, I tought that maybe he will tell me a secret or something. But NOO!
He had to threaten me!
Ike.: Wait what?
Kushida.: Shut up simp!
Anos.: Now listen closely here!* turned his eyes red*
Anos.: If I see you trying to talk with Ayanokouji or Kurumi or Me. I will tell everybody the things you did in middle school to your classmates. Got it?
Most students.: what happened in mid school?
Kushida.:*shocked and scared* How do you know that?
Suzune.: Could you tell us Kushida?
Kushida.: Go f*ck yourself Slutzune!
Hirata.: What is wrong with you?
Kushida.: I'm only showing my true self
Koenji.: It's ugly
Anos.: Do you agree or not?
Kushida.: Yes, I agree! Now, could you tell me how you know? I don't remember your face from middle school!
Anos.: I hacked into the school's files, found the student's history file and you know the rest right?
Staff.: Wait what?
Kushida.: Yes I know! Can we go back now?
Anos.: Yes we can! Now move!
-Flashback ends-
I need to expell him before it's too late!
Everyone.: good luck!
Kushida.: Even I know that I would stand no chance against him. No need to rub it in my face
Ichinose's pov.:
Ichinose.:umm do we have any plans for sunday?
Anos.: Nope!
Ichinose.: So if I go and meet up with my other friends?
Kurumi.: You can leave. This not North/Best Korea!
Everyone.: agreed!
Ichinose.: Okay! Bye guys!
Anos, Kurumi, Ayanokouji.: Bye Ichinose/Honami-chan/Ichinose!
C.G.: a little timeskip now!
Ayanokouji's pov.:
As the 2nd week of school began we, the students, went to our the classrooms.
Our 1st class was homeroom, with Chabashira-sensei.
As she entered, she began to speak to us.
Sae.: From this day forward every monday's 2nd classes will be changed to swimming classes. Now, the school provides it's students with swimming uniforms. However you can use your personal swimming clothes if you guys want to.
Pervert.: Swimming? Do we get to see boobs?
Sae.: The teacher there will be called Hodics-sensei as he already teaches you guys P.E. I think that it's unneseccery to introduce you guys to him again.
Sae.: With that I hope that all of you will be there.
Sayo Ando.: Umm sensei? What of the people who can't swim?
Ryueen.: Who is she again?
Sayo Ando.: a student. Duh!
*Yes, she is a student of Ichinose's class, I looked it up!*
Sae.: They will have swimming lesson on saturday between 16:00-1800.
Ichinose.: Hope that most us can swim then.
Class B.: Yeah!
And with that our homeroom's topic was over. Now we could rest ( or study in Kanzaki's case) until swimming class.
Kanzaki.: Why Am I picked on?
Ayanokoji.: Cause you are a filler boy in this story?
Kanzaki.: Dude! . . . Uncool!
When homeroom time was over, we headed towards the swimming pool's changing rooms.
Before entering a guy, in his mid 40's came to us with a trolley.
???(random sensei).: Hey you lot! You guys must be from Class 1B correct?
Shibata.: Yes, sir?
r.s.: Good enough for me! Listen here you all! Theese will be your swimming "uniforms". Take 1 each of you!
With that we moved on to the changing rooms.
Upon arriving all of us changed into our "uniforms" and went out to the pool.
Shibata.: Wow! It's bigger than the other pool that was in my mid school!
Sae.: well it's a big pool to be fair.
Anos.: Well Shibata, it's a 50x20 meter long/wide pool which is 150cm deep. So I would say that this pool is designed for above-avarage swimmers. For your info.
Kanzaki.: Are you a swimming athlete or something?
Kanzaki.: Are you a swimming atlete or something?
Anos.: Nah! I just know stuff.
Suddenly the girls entered the same air that we were in. Kurumi rushed and hugged Anos while the other girls were coming to us more slowly.
Girls.: Aww! They still look so cute!
Now, I'm not a pervert but Damm! I almost got a boner the momment a set my eyes on Ichinose. Almost all of the girls had a bigger cups than C, and it was showing too well.
Suzune.: and what about class D mister "boob expert"?
Ike.: I will answer that. We have Kushida, Sakura, Haruka with boobs.
Ayanokouji.: on the other hand your size is the below-avarage in class B.
Ichinose.: I know you are not a pervert Kiyotaka but why looking then?
Ichika.: So senpai is secretly a pervert? You can touch mine if you want to.
Atsuomi.: (And here I tought he was not interested in human bodies)
I think that our class has the most hottest girls in our year, if not in whole the school! Lucky me!
Ryueen.: Just because we are enemies I still have to agree and say that Ichinose may be the best girl in our grade atleast.
Khmm! Hornykouji go back to the corner!
Hornykouji.: But I wanna do it with them! They are so-
Ichika.: trust Hornykouji senpai. He is trying to help you.
Shut it!
Girls.: atleast he can supress himself.
Anyways Ichinose came over to me, and started molesting/touching me?
Amikura.: How bold Honami-chan!
Ichinose.: It's not like that!
Ichinose.: So Kiyotaka-kun! What did you do to get a body like this? *touches his abs*
Class.: Piano and-
Ayanokouji.: come on guys even YAMADEAD saw that it was a lie.
Ayanokouji.: Well I went to the GYM everyday since mid school.
Mako.: How bold of you Honami-chan! Touching your crush like this!
Amikura.: Agreed!
At that most of the girls started to tease Ichinose, who to this became Tomatonose.
Ichinose.: Eh?
Anos.: Hey everyone! Wanna play volleyball in the water?
Class B.: Sure!
With that everybody (expect people who can't swim) started to form 2 teams and started playing.
Sayo Ando.: Come on just cause I can't-
Team 1 leader was Ichinose.
Team 2 leader was Kanzaki.
As the teacher arrived Anos went to him and started talking to him about something.
Soon, the teacher called us to him. With that the Game ended in 21-17. Making Ichinose's Team the winner.
Ichinose.: Yay! We won!
Hodics.: Listen up students! As you now know every monday's 2nd class will be swimming. Thoose, who can't swim will have private lessons with me on saturday, between 16:00-18:00!
Ike.: private lessons?
C.G.: Not that kind, you peasant.
*No! Not that kind of private lessons you horny mf.-s!*
Hodics.: Now I want to test your swimming skills so we will do a little competitive game! The overall Top 3 will have 10.000 pp.-s as rewards!
Class B(most of them).: YAY!
With that we were selected by genders and phases.
Koenji.: So ANHS is still sexist like every other school? "What a suprise".
G.1.
Ichinose
Amikura
Sayo
Kurumi
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G.2.
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G.3.
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G.4.
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B.1.
Anos
Ayanokouji
Kanzaki
Shibata
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Class B.: Only the main characters in our class got named.
Ryueen.: Your fault if you guys can't become recogniseable and famous.
*I only named the people who will be the main people of Class 1B (expect Sayo)* *they don't see this*
*Now I will skip to the results bc I'm sure that you guys don't care about the things Ayanokouji thinks during this time* *they don't see this*
Now the results were out.:
1.Anos 9:04(under 10 sec)
2.Kurumi 9:07(under 10 sec)
3.Ichinose 24:12(under 25 sec)
4.Shibata 24:27(under 25 sec)
5.Amikura 26:02(under 30 sec)
6.Kanzaki 26:50(under 30 sec)
7.Ayanokouji 27:01(under 30 sec)
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30.Sayo 1:23:04( 1+ minute)
Sayo.: I feel embaressed.
Hashimoto.: bot big suprise. Even Ike did better.
Ichika.: Why are you holding back senpai?
*Theese numbers are made up by me they aren't the from Canon or LN or some Cote Wiki* * they don't see this*
Class B.: Wait a minute! Did they just broke a world record without much effort and by a huge margin?
Everyone.: now we know why.
Hodics.: Anos! Kurumi! Are you interested in joining the swimming club? With you guys the school could make millions of money!
Atsuomi.: Did I heard that right? Students get nothing? How cruel!
Ayanokouji.: Out of everyone you must have to say that.
Atsuomi.: I'm inoccent, son.
Ayanokouji.: And Biden can walk the stairs without difficulty.
Anos.: Stop right there! Did you just say that the SCHOOL will get the money and not us, who btw did everything?
Anos.: The school does nothing and it gets the rewards, that I would achived? That's b*llshit! It's like a legal crime!
Ryueen.: I like it when he is mad.
Ibuki.: Wierdo.
Hodics.: Now if you put it like that, then I agree that this is b*llshit. But it's the rules if you join.
Kurumi.: Well then it's 0% that any of us will join the club!
Onodera.: It's soo good that we get credit here.
Hodics.: Understandable. Here is your rewards btw.*donates it to them*
Hodics.: with this over you guys can play for the rest of the class!
*Still Ayanokouji's pov.:*
With that all of us went back to playing volleyball. Even sensei-joined in!
Hashimoto.: Good old Hodics is still in his young age it seem. Despite his age.
As the class was over and we changed back to our normal unforms, and we headed towards our classroom.
When all the classes were over most of us went home.
While I was walking towards the dorms. I saw Arisu walking towards her and scared her from behind.
Ryueen.: Loli gets a heart attack
Arisu.: I won't. Dragon Boi.
Wait a minute where is her tool? Where is Beer-chan?
Kamuro.: F*ck you!
Ayanokouji.: It wasn't me. That's other me.
Kamuro.: Well he isn't here. Is he?
Ayanokouji.: Buhh!
Arisu.: Ahh! My poor heart!
Opps, I forgot her condision!
Ryueen.: Well it was good while you lasted Loli.
Ayanokouji.: Hello Arisu!
Arisu.: Good to see you too Ayanokouji-kun!
Ayanokouji.: I can hear the irony.
Arisu.: Atleast you attemted to be human.
Ayanokouji.: So? Will you have swimming lessons on saturday?
Ryueen.: the disrespect!
Arisu.: Ayanokouji-kun? Do strive for pain?
Arisu.: Do you realy thing that I don't have a paper which makes me immune to thoose swimming and P.E. lessons?
Suzune.: Agreed she has the influence and body condition to have one.
Ayanokouji.: Nah! I know you have them. But! It would be funny watching you trying to swim.
Arisu.: I think you may wanna quite being the joker guy. Leave that to Hashimoto. He's the defenition of joke.
Hashimoto.: Hey!
Arisu.: Fu Fu ! How funny you are Kiyotaka!
Ayanokouji.: Anyways I will be going to the building bye!
Arisu.: Hold up! If you want my forgivness to your sinful act then carry me to my room!
Kamuro.: you were always sadistic
Ayanokouji.:*signs* Fine! Grab on tightly!
And with that I carried her to her room
After I left her, I went to my room and lived a happy, peaceful, silent, few hours, before I went to bed.
-Chapter Ends-