THE SLIME LAIR
SLIMY added Prince
slimo: yoooooo
SLIMY: yooooo
Prince: yo
Prince: great names btw
slimo: true lol
SLIMY removed their nickname
goldielocks: that's better
slimo: no wtf >:(
goldielocks: what's wrong
slimo: i can't be slimo by myself are you kidding
slimo: i'll look like an idiot
Prince: i mean i'm sure it's fine
slimo: everyone's gonna say
slimo: 'look at jolyne she thinks she's slimo'
slimo: 'where's SLIMY? no slimo without SLIMY' that's what everyone's gonna say that's what everyone's always said
goldielocks: lmao i swear it ain't that deep
slimo: do i look like the kind of girl who can handle the slimo pressure without SLIMY there to back me up
Prince: uhh
Prince: sure 👍
slimo: i guess
slimo: i thought i was slimo
slimo: but i was only slimu 😔
Prince: which is so much worse
slimo: i am a disgrace 😔
goldielocks changed slimo's name to slimu
slimu: NO 😫😫😫
goldielocks: you were slimu all along
goldielocks: gotta keep going to get to SLIMY rank bro it's important
Prince: why have y'all got a whole ass grading system
slimu: goldielocks: gotta keep going to get to SLIMY rank bro it's important
says you
slimu: you were SLIMY
slimu: ya pissed it away
goldielocks: Prince: why have y'all got a whole ass grading system
how can we slime our lair if we ain't slimy?
Prince: true true
slimu: NAH
slimu: YOU AINT SLIMY ANYMORE DAWG I AM STRIPPING THAT RANK FROM YOU
goldielocks: AINT NO WAY THATS COMING FROM THE SLIMU
goldielocks: you know what josuke i think you were right to beef with jolyne the whole time
Prince: i wasn't actually lmao
goldielocks: THE WHOLE TIME
slimu: OH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
slimu: i think you suuck
slimu: no slime
goldielocks: i ain't slime
goldielocks: i'm SLIMY
slimu: nope
slimu: no slime
slimu: 0% slime
slimu: all suck no slime
Prince: umm
Prince: you're 'slimu' which means you haven't even reached 'slime' rank yet so i don't think you can say anything
slimu: EXCUSE ME?:?????????
goldielocks: PREACH
goldielocks: josuke you can be rank SLIMY with me for that alone
slimu: oh oh i see how it is
slimu: as soon as we add another MAN to the chat you immediately give him the SLIMY rank
goldielocks: exactly
Prince: i'm slimy now
goldielocks: *SLIMY
Prince: oh wow SLIMY what a difference
goldielocks: fr
slimu: MAYBE YOU TWO ARE SLIMY
slimu: two SLIMY, CHAUVINISTIC PIGS
goldielocks: fr that
Prince: yes that is what we are
slimu: you- you SEXISTS
goldielocks: yes 100% you are right
slimu: i know i am
slimu: i am only slimu and i am still MORE RIGHT than YOU
goldielocks: OH OH YOU WOULD SAY THAT
goldielocks: I THINK YOU'RE MORE LAME THAN ME got you
slimu: no 😫
Prince: woah
Prince: flames fr
goldielocks: exactly man
goldielocks: see josuke gets it
goldielocks: he truly deserves the rank of SLIMY (unlike someone)
slimu: oh my goodness gracious
slimu: well fuck you two i don't want to be SLIMY anyway
slimu: i don't want to be part of such a CORRUPT, MISOGYNISTIC system
slimu: please let me be SLIMY
Prince: lmfao what that was a 180 ong
goldielocks: you ain't SLIMY
slimu: please i'll do any favor you want
Prince: nah you slimu
slimu: i mean sexual favors
Prince: WHAT 💀
goldielocks: nahhh wtffff we're related nahhhh wtfffff naaahhhhhhhhhhh
slimu: i don't want to be SLIMY anyway so you lose
slimu: i'm happy being slimu
slimu: and you all are trying to teach YOUNG, IMPRESSIONABLE GIRLS that changing their appearance to fit in with the widely accepted conventions is GOOD so i will stay being slimu as protest
Prince: i ain't reading allat
slimu: why, because a WOMAN wrote it???
Prince: you ain't a woman bro you're slimu
slimu: bro joins and immediately starts talking indescribable amounts of shit
goldielocks: slimu: i'm happy being slimu
nah you ain't slimu after that chicanery
goldielocks changed slimu's name to slimt
Prince: slimt??? 💀💀💀
goldielocks: you slimt
slimt: 😡😡🤬🤬
slimt: well i'm not doing any sexual favors for you now bro
Prince: i- good!
goldielocks: i dont want you to wtf
Prince: that's terrible!
slimt: i am NOT slimt 🤬
goldielocks: dude you're lucky i haven't ranked you down to slimf rank yet
Prince: NOT SLIMF 😱
slimt: shush
Prince: she will never slimf
slimt: why would i want to slimf
goldielocks changed slimt's name to slimf
Prince:
slimf: i'm fucking sick of you
slimf: i'm slimf of you
slimf: praying on my downfall you misogynistic wifebeaters
goldielocks: i'll beat your wife
slimf: wtf????
goldielocks: gwess boutta catch these hands
slimf: leave her alone or i will slimf you
goldielocks: 🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎
Prince: 💪💪💪
goldielocks: you're sliming on one level
goldielocks: i'm sliming on a whole nother level
Prince: why are you talking like you're from the hood lmao
slimf: OH GREAT HE'S RACIST NOW AS WELL
slimf: this is absurd! chicanery, i tell you!
Prince: giorno you're acting kinda sus
goldielocks: listen
goldielocks: i'm just boogieing on over to my office rn leave me alone
slimf: BRO has a FANCY MAFIA OFFICE 😱
slimf: i bet it's covered in slime
slimf: quite nauseating! 🤢
goldielocks: bro i bet your cell is covered in slimf
goldielocks: especially if you share it with gwess yuck
Prince: boogieing??
goldielocks: yeah what's wrong with that
slimf: it ain't the 90s OLD MAN
slimf: OUTDATED ASS LINGO ONG
goldielocks: what am i supposed to say?
goldielocks: STRAIGHT UP I'M DOWN BAD TO MY OFFICE NO CAP ON GOD I'M SKRRRTING ON OVER THERE TO DEADASS COP MY PAPERWORK YOU GOBLINS
slimf: goblins deez nuts! did i get them?
Prince: who is them?
slimf: them
Prince: oh dear
goldielocks: is anyone even gonna ask what paperwork i'm getting?
slimf: absolutely not ngl
slimf: you are SO cringe
Prince: giorno we don't care
goldielocks: bro imma have to demote you in a minute on god
Prince: no wait dont
goldielocks: i'll let you off this time but fr bro
slimf: yes this is all josuke's fault he did this
Prince: bruh
slimf: i've forgotten who we're making fun of rn
Prince: lmfao you're so busy pointing fingers you don't even know what we're talking about
goldielocks: ok well i know you all are secretly invested in my paperwork so i'll tell you
goldielocks: some goofy ass green haired american woman has just broken in one of our storehouse windows because she 'wanted to see what glass tasted like'
Prince: lmfao wtf
slimf: green
slimf: haired
slimf: american woman?
goldielocks: yeah she was literally named Foo Fighters which is goofy as hell
Prince: better or worse than having the biological name Hot Pants?
goldielocks: lmfao true i would sue the shit out of my parents if that was my name
slimf: BRO
slimf: goldielocks: yeah she was literally named Foo Fighters which is goofy as hell
THAT'S F.F.
goldielocks: oh
goldielocks: wait that's what f.f. stands for
slimf: YOU AREN'T ARRESTING HER ARE YOU???
goldielocks: nah the paperwork was just signing to get reinforced windows because diavolo is an idiot and literally just had absurd amounts of drugs stored in corrugated cardboard ahh warehouses
goldielocks: disposed of all the drugs obviously
Prince: should we go on a call?
goldielocks: yessir
slimf: nahhh bro i ain't vcing with you misogynistic losers
slimf: praying on my menstrual cycle istg
Prince: certainly not doing that but ok
goldielocks: that's such a-
slimf: fantastic thing to say???
goldielocks: i was gonna say goofy but ig that works
Prince: @slimf jolyne join vc
goldielocks: join us
Prince: why is the vc called 'the hole'
goldielocks: it's the hole of depravity
goldielocks: @slimf come on join us
Prince: join us
goldielocks: jOIn uS iN ThE HOlE
slimf: i dont wanna >:(
goldielocks: omg you're being really JODIO about this right now, cousin j
slimf: OH REALLY NOW HOW ABOUT I JOIN VC AND BEAT YOUR ASS
goldielocks: do it you won't
goldielocks: no balls you won't
slimf: OH I'M JOINING RIGHT NOW PREPARE YOUR ASS BRO
goldielocks: umm- pause
Prince: how is it this hectic with only three people lmfao
Prince: goofy as hell