I was eating breakfast with Missy and Sheldon, While Georgie was making a PB and J Sandwich.
" Let's go. Let's go, We're gonna be late! " Mary said panicking.
ADULT SHELDON: Fun fact... the first time
I almost died was at the age of nine.
The murder weapon?
A Jimmy Dean sausage.
[CHOKING QUIETLY]
" Mom, Sheldon's making faces at me. " Missy said making Mary look at Sheldon.
Sheldon was choking on some food.
" Sheldon! " Mary said quickly running to her son panicking.
" Honey! " Mary said calling her husband.
" George, help! " Mary yelled, George quickly ran and inspected Sheldon.
" Come here, boy. We got it, We just got to smack it out. " George said, Flipping Sheldon, and started smacking his back aggressively.
" Sheldon's gonna die!
Sheldon's gonna die! " Missy Shook her hands out of panic.
" Oh, Lord. "
" Here we go. This is how you do it. " George suddenly picked Sheldon up by his feet and started shaking Sheldon up and down.
" I don't think that the right way... " I murmured to Georgie.
" Yeah no shit. " Georgie murmured back to me.
" Here we go. And we shake.
Honey! "
" I'm calling 911. " Mary said running to the telephone to call 911.
" George, Heimlich! " Mary said following the callers order.
George put Sheldon down and started heimlich.
[GRUNTING]
" Don't hurt his little ribs! " Mary said as she tried to calm down.
Georgie watched as he got the butter knife stained with jelly and licked it and put it back into the jar.
" Thats disgusting you know that? " I gagged in disgust.
" You wanna try? " Georgie offered.
" Ew no " I made a disgusting face as I went away from him.
Sheldon finally got the sausage out of his throat at the two parents finally calmed down.
[SHELDON GRUNTS, COUGHS]
" Okay, it's better now. Sheldon! " Mary said smashing the phone onto the counter and ran to her son.
Sheldon gasped for his breath as Mary looked if there's anything wrong with him.
" Honey. Are you okay? " Mary said worried
" Can you breathe? Say something! "
" You have to... throw away... that jelly. " Sheldon said pointing to Georgie as he gasped for air.
" I agree. " I replied.
" Dont lie you wanna do that...what's that thing...Oh yeah indirect kiss with me. " Georgie smirked at me as I rolled my eyes.
" Ugh! As if! " I gagged in disgust as I went to our room and went to find my necklace.
" Who took my necklace?! "
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TIME SKIP
Me and Georgie got into George's car and sighed.
" Great, Now we're late for school. " I sighed in despair.
" Not my fault you wasted your time and my time finding that damn necklace. " Georgie complained.
" That necklace was so important to me, I took it off one time! And then boom! It's gone. " I crossed my arms out of anger.
" How important that necklace is to you anyway? " George asked.
" Like really important... " I murmured.
" We'll try to find it, Alright? " George raised a thumbs up.
" Alright... "
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TIME SKIP
" Remember, the food drive ends Friday. "
" All canned goods are welcome, But please... make sure your cans have labels. "
" Needy people have enough problems without having to
guess what's for dinner "
" I'm sorry I'm late. I have a note. " Sheldon said Giving the Note to the teacher.
" You poor thing, you had a medical emergency? " The teacher asked.
" Yes, ma'am. I choked on a sausage. " Sheldon said simply.
[LAUGHTER]
" How big was it? " A boy asked.
" About yay big. " Sheldon responded confused about why are they laughing.
[LAUGHTER]
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TIME SKIP
" Hey Tam! Can I join you guys? " I asked as Tam smiled at me
" Sure why not! " Tam offered me a seat, Which I happily accepted.
I Looked at Sheldon weirdly, He was staring at his PB and J Sandwich like he was afraid of something.
" What's the matter? " Worriedly said Tam.
" I-I don't think I can eat this. " Sheldon Stuttered.
" You want to trade? " Tam Smiled.
" My mom made me fish soup again. " Tam said annoyingly
" Be greatfull your mom makes you lunches, I make my own. " I responded.
" How long do we have to be in this country before I get baloney? " Tam said.
" Hey! Asian foods are Michelin 5 stars food! " I argued.
" If you want we can switch " Tam offered but I declined.
" If you want to make your mama proud, Eat your lunch! " I ordered.
" I'm not hungry... " Sheldon muttered.
" ' I'm not hungry. ' "
" Three words you never hear in Vietnam. " Said Tam.
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Me and the Cooper family were eating dinner peacefully, I was next to Georgie, Like always.
" Well, here's something nice. " Meemaw chuckled.
" You know that Mr. Rosenbloom with the furniture store over by the steakhouse? " Meemaw asked.
" I don't think so. "
" Oh, sure you do. " Said meemaw.
" That Hebrew fella with the comb-over? " Meemaw questioned.
" You mean Jewish? " Mary asked
" I think they like to be called Hebrew. Anyway, he's asked me to dinner. " Meemaw explained and chuckled.
" Well, good for you. What'd you say? " Questioned Mary.
" I said I'd have to think about it. " Meemaw answered.
" What's to think about? " George said confused.
" Well a lot,I mean, assuming he enjoys dinner, he might want a scoop of Meemaw for dessert. " Meemaw said jokingly. Well not really.
" Ew... " I murmured.
" It won't be ew once your doin it. " Georgie whispered to me.
" Georgie! " I whispered back, Hitting his shoulder.
" Mom, the kids. " Mary said looking at meemaw.
" I said "dessert." "
" Did you know I was talking about sex? " Meemaw asked.
" Definitely not " I answered.
" No. " Sheldon answered.
" See? " Meemaw showed Mary.
Sheldon was still not eating his food, He was just looking at it.
" Why aren't you eating? " Mary asked worriedly.
" I don't think I can. " Sheldon said, Afraid.
" Sometimes the different foods touch each other, Sheldon, Not the end of the world. " Georgie said, Thinking that was the problem.
" No, I'm afraid I'll choke again. " Sheldon replied.
" Oh, honey, that's not gonna happen. " Mary Worriedly responded.
" Go ahead, eat your dinner. "
" What's all this about choking? " Meemaw Question, Not aware of what's happening.
" Sheldon almost died this morning. " Georgie simply replied, I nudged him on the shoulder.
" What?! "
" Oh, yeah. "
" Dad was shaking him upside
down like a ketchup bottle, It was great. "Georgie explained, I secretly giggled under my breath.
" Well, you got to eat something, baby. " Mary said worriedly.
" Just have a few bites. "
" I can't. It's too risky. " Sheldon said still afraid.
" Dibs on the tater tots. " Georgie grabbed the tater tots off of Sheldon's plate, I took some too.
" All right, I'll wrap that up for you, and if you change your mind,
you can have some later. " Mary said smiling.
" At least drink your milk. " Said George.
" Sure. " Sheldon said, Grabbing the milk off the table and drinking.
___________FEW MINUTES LATER
Me and Georgie just finished our dinner, Georgie went to his room first.
As I went into Georgie's room, It was messy as always.
" Georgie! " I shouted.
" What? " Georgie said confused.
" I just cleaned this room! Come on! " I said annoyed.
" I don't wanna touch your underwear or your magazines while cleaning! "
" Ok! Sorry! It's my room you didn't have to clean it. " Georgie replied, Which made me mad.
" I sleep here! "
" Not my problem. "
" Your lucky your... " I stopped suddenly.
" I'm what? "Georgie questioned.
The Silence around the room sang loudly.
" This isint over! " I replied with the only one reply I could think about.
" That I'm lucky I'm handsome? " Georgie asked?
I stood in silence.
" If yes then, Thank you...your... " Georgie thinks for a minute.
" Beautiful if you were not acting like my mom to me. " Georgie smiled.
I swear my stomach was doing backflips, Why is my heart beating like this?
" T-thank you...Go back to sleep! " I said, Still flustered.
" Sheldon Lee Cooper! if you don't finish that pork chop, I swear I will chew it up and spit it in your
mouth like a mama bird. " Mary said angrily due to Sheldon not eating his food.
" Do it, Mom. Do it. " Missy smirked at the vision.
" Mary, can I speak to you for a second? "
" No. Enough is enough. " Mary said worried of sheldon, with some anger.
" The boy has got to eat. " Mary furrowed her eyebrows.
" Just give me a minute. "
" Start eating, mister. " Mary pointed at Sheldon.
" You don't mind, right? " Georgie said taking some food out of Sheldon's plate.
" How about I cut that
pork chop off the bone and throw it in the blender with some gravy? " Meemaw smirked at the idea.
" If it fits through a
bendy straw, I'll drink it. " Sheldon smiled.
" Coming up. " Meemaw said getting up from her chair.
" Why does he get a pork shake? " Missy frowned.
" I'd love me some pork shake. " Georgie shouted
" Sorry! Only for Sheldon! " Connie chuckled.
" You? " Georgie looked at me expecting me to make him a sandwich or something.
" We're not married. " Y/n rolled her eyes.
" Yet. " Georgie smirked as he nudged my shoulder
My face got red but I brushed it off and continued eating.
" I wanna be y/n's bridesmaid " Missy smiled.
" Eat child! " I shouted.
" Sheldon! Here ya go " Meemaw Shouted from the kitchen slowly going to the dining room, She put the drink down and puts a bendy straw.
Sheldon immediately drunk the liquid, As he was starving due to hunger.
Mr. And Ms. Cooper Went to the dining room as they heard meemaw making something out of the blender.
" What's he drinking? " Mary asked.
" Pork chop and gravy, I snuck some broccoli in there too shh... " Meemaw said with a long Shush.
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After dinner, Me and Georgie went to his room and closed the door.
" You really need to clean your room... " I said in disgust.
" Hey, atleast it smells good! " Georgie confidently said.
" I doubt that. " I responded.
Georgies room...smelled...amazing...the smell his own cologne that he doesn't even use... what the f*ck.
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Ms. Cooper told us that Sheldon was getting a haircut and asked meemaw to babysit.
" Mom! Take care of the kids we're going! " Mary said while gently holding Sheldon's shoulder and guided Sheldon out of the door.
" Anyone up for some poker? " Meemaw asked.
" Me! " Missy shouted which made Connie smile.
" I'll go read some comics catch you later! " I ran to georgies room and secretly brung out my secret stash of comic books, weirdly some Manga as well. (Idk if manga even exists in this timeline.)
I smiled as I picked up my newly bought comic book, I suddenly say a out of place drawer, I've never noticed that...
As I opened the drawer...My mouth dropped.
Nude magazines!?!
" Georgie Cooper bring your busted but over here! " I yelled in disbelief
Actually...I'm not surprised, Just...disgusted.
" Wha- OH SH*T " Georgie came into the room and saw me looking at his nude magazines.
He quickly realized that I caught him collecting these erotic magazines filled with girls with no clothes on. He rushed to the drawer and closed it.
" Hey whats going on there?! You guys ok? " Meemaw asked.
" We're Ok! " Me and Georgie yelled in sync.
" Why are you collecting these magazines!? " I asked, frowning at him
" I- Uh- E- Uhm- " He Stuttered not knowing what to say.
" What? To jerk off to them or something? " I jokingly asked.
" Uh...No! " Georgie took a long pause after answering.
" Wait...you just paused before answering...Are you lying? " I questioned.
" Mm...nOo " His voice raised suddenly.
" Guys let's watch the little rascals it about to show! " Missy yelled.
" Ok coming! " I yelled back.
" This conversation is not over. " I whispered to him.
Me and Georgie rushed to the living room and watched the little rascals, we were halfway in the movie until a voice talked.
" What are y'all watching? " Meemaw asked.
" Little Rascals. " Missy responded.
" You know most of those kids are dead, right? " Meemaw replied making the movie dark
" What? "
" Alfalfa, Stymie, Buckwheat. " Meemaw explained
" Even Petey the dog? 🥺" ( I added a emoji idk why )
" Oh, especially Petey the dog. " Meemaw smirked.
" Oh poor petey the dog... "
" Thanks for making it depressing. " Georgie complained.
" You're very welcome, Y'all want to go get some ice cream? " Meemaw asked while holding her car key in her hand.
" What about dinner? "
" What about it? Come on. " Meemaw said, Leading the way.
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" Meemaw, are you gonna have anymore babies? " Asked Missy while stuffing her ice cream in her face.
" Good Lord, no! " Meemaw laughed
" She's too old to have any more babies. " Georgie replied
" Don't have to have 'em, You live long enough, your hair and your
teeth start falling out,you start wetting the Bed, you get to be one. " Meemaw explained.
" So we're gonna make you take a bath, feed you and all that stuff? " I questioned while stuffing my face with ice cream making my voice muffled.
" That's funny, We're gonna have to put a diaper on you. " Georgie laughed at his own sentence.
" You won't be laughing when you're doing it. "
" I might be. " Meemaw replied making the car filled with laughter.
" Hey, Meemaw, next to Sheldon,
who's smarter, me or Georgie? " Missy questioned
" Me, of course. " Georgie replied
" Why you? " Missy said confused.
" My head's bigger. " Georgie stated.
" It doesn't matter, Tonight is not about Sheldon. " Meemaw Explained.
" Yeah, right. Everything's
always about Sheldon. "
" Yeah. Most of the time, it's like we don't even exist. "
" Come on guys don't say that! Your parents get you guys some attention too! " I said smiling
" Like example... Georgie! Your dad got proud of you for making it to the football team! And Missy! Your mom hugged you when you helped her cook in the kitchen! See! " I said trying to help them out.
" I guess Sheldon does get
most of the attention. " Said Meemaw
" Maybe that's a good thing. "
" How? "
" Well, if it weren't for him, your parents would be On your ass all the time. " Meemaw explained
" Yeah. I guess I never thought
about it that way before. "
" You kidding me? Right now,
they would be nagging you About cleaning your room and doing your homework. "
" Instead, you're sitting
in a parking lot, eating a Blizzard for dinner. " Meemaw babbled.
" With cookie dough in it! " Missy smiled as she raised her Blizzard gently.
" Exactly, While Sheldon is stuck sitting in some boring shrink's office. "
" Mom told me they were taking him for a haircut. " Missy said confused.
" Oh. Yeah, Right, Well, when he gets home say his hair looks good. " Meemaw replied.
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A/n: UHMMM....LET ME EXPLAIN
IM SORRY THAT I JUST UPDATED AND ITS NOT EVEN SUNDAY WTF😭
I've been busy with school work sjdjrnhdjf its annoying tbh
I keep on seeing notifications on this book and suddenly it got me motivation to write idk why but uh here is a new chapter :D