CALCULATOR, A GAME BALL, AND A CHEERLEADER'S BOSOM
WARNINGS: CHEERLEADER SMOOSHING SOMEONE ONTO THEIR BOSOM, UNDERAGE DRINKING.
The cooper family was watching the football we have been waiting for weeks, Except for Sheldon, He doesn't really like football...
" I don't care if you win, just cover the damn spread. " Meemaw laughed and complained over the TV." Mom, are you betting again? " Mary asked while knitting
" No. " Connie immediately responded.
" Fans on their feet, trying to urge the defense on. "
" Fourth down. " Said georgie
" Gotta punt. "
" Gotta. " Missy agreed
" Statistically, always punting on fourth down makes no sense. " Sheldon stated.
" I agree, It sounds stupid when you always have to punt on fourth down. " I nodded in acceptance.
" Statistically, you guys are dumb-asses. " Georgie fought.
" Excuse me?! " I said offended.
" Hey. " Mary warned Georgie.
" When the Aggies give up the ball on their own fiveyard line, the opposing team has a 92% chance of scoring, When they punt from deep in their own territory, the other team still has a 77% chance of scoring. " Sheldon explained for their family but it seems that they don't.
" But since they convert on fourth down 50% of the time, the math says they should never punt again. " Sheldon finished.
Connie leaned in to Mary's ear, and whispered.
" Okay, you can tell me, who's his real daddy? " Connie quietly spoke to Mary.
" Sheldon, I've been playing and
coaching football all my life, I don't think your math is right. " George frowned in response." Really? Hang on...No, it's right. " Sheldon corrected.
" Is it your dentist? The little guy with the glasses? " Connie said curious.
" You can tell me. "
TUNTUNTUN NOBODY ELSE IS STRONG- ( sorry I got bored )
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" Y/n...Y/n! " a gentle voice called my name, trying to shake me awake.
" Mph...5 More minutes... " I murmured tiredly, Yawning, Letting out a little sound.
" There is no 5 more minutes, Come on were gonna be late! " I voice shouted, Gently shaking me.
" Fine...Just give me a minute. " I opened my eyes, Just to see Georgie looking at me at the side of the bed, I slowly stretched my arms and legs before getting up.
" Mornin' beautiful, Now get ready, We have to leave in 20 minutes, Lets get movin'! " Georgie shouted loudly, Which woke me up slightly.
" Mph...Yes sir... " I sighed.
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