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CALCULATOR, A GAME BALL, AND A CHEERLEADER'S BOSOM

WARNINGS: CHEERLEADER SMOOSHING SOMEONE ONTO THEIR BOSOM, UNDERAGE DRINKING.

The cooper family was watching the football we have been waiting for weeks, Except for Sheldon, He doesn't really like football...


" I don't care if you win, just cover the damn spread. " Meemaw laughed and complained over the TV.

" Mom, are you betting again? " Mary asked while knitting

" No. " Connie immediately responded.

" Fans on their feet, trying to urge the defense on. "

" Fourth down. "  Said georgie

" Gotta punt. "

" Gotta. " Missy agreed

" Statistically, always punting on fourth down makes no sense. " Sheldon stated.

" I agree, It sounds stupid when you always have to punt on fourth down. " I nodded in acceptance.

" Statistically, you guys are dumb-asses. " Georgie fought.

" Excuse me?! " I said offended.

" Hey. " Mary warned Georgie.

" When the Aggies give up the ball on their own fiveyard line, the opposing team has a 92% chance of scoring, When they punt from deep in their own territory, the other team still has a 77% chance of scoring. " Sheldon explained for their family but it seems that they don't.

" But since they convert on fourth down 50% of the time, the math says they should never punt again. " Sheldon finished.

Connie leaned in to Mary's ear, and whispered.

" Okay, you can tell me, who's his real daddy? " Connie quietly spoke to Mary.

" Sheldon, I've been playing and
coaching football all my life, I don't think your math is right. " George frowned in response.

" Really? Hang on...No, it's right. " Sheldon corrected.

" Is it your dentist? The little guy with the glasses? " Connie said curious.

" You can tell me. "

TUNTUNTUN NOBODY ELSE IS STRONG- ( sorry I got bored )

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" Y/n...Y/n! " a gentle voice called my name, trying to shake me awake.

" Mph...5 More minutes... " I murmured tiredly, Yawning, Letting out a little sound.

" There is no 5 more minutes, Come on were gonna be late! " I voice shouted, Gently shaking me.

" Fine...Just give me a minute. " I opened my eyes, Just to see Georgie looking at me at the side of the bed, I slowly stretched my arms and legs before getting up.

" Mornin' beautiful, Now get ready, We have to leave in 20 minutes, Lets get movin'! " Georgie shouted loudly, Which woke me up slightly.

" Mph...Yes sir... " I sighed.

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