Inner Critic: Why don't you quit writing? You know you're wasting your time writing these dumb stories.
Me: I'm sorry, did you say something? I couldn't understand you with that crap in your mouth.
Inner Critic: I said, quit writing. Your stories are going nowhere.
WendyyWolfe: I got the mallet, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Maya: I got pepper spray!
Inner Critic: These stories are a joke!
WendyyWolfe: *whacks Inner Critic with the mallet* Had enough? Have you?
Inner Critic: Stop it! *getting whacked*
Maya: You should get your eyes checked! *sprays the pepper spray in Inner Critic's eyes*
Inner Critic: *eyes stinging* Ow!!!! You trying to blind me?!
Voice: *Mortal Kombat style* FINISH HIM!
Maya: *beats up Inner Critic*
Inner Critic: *getting beat up*
WendyyWolfe: He got a double whammy!
Me: That he did! My stories are amazing!
WendyyWolfe: Yes sir! You got a gift!
Maya: *still beating up Inner Critic*
Inner Critic: *still getting beating up*
This story was written on Tuesday, August 29th, 2023.
A/N Inner Critic better keep his mouth shut! My stories are amazing, and the same applies for Maya! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.