Me: "Hey Romano!"
Romano: "What is it?"
Me: "I was just saying hi, asshole..."
Romano: "Don't-a call me asshole..."
Me: "Then stop calling me stupido ragazza..."
Romano: "Fine!"
Me: "Fine!"
Romano: "Fine!"
Me: "Fine!"
Romano: "Then-a what can I call you?"
Me: "Penguin, just like everyone else does."
Romano: "Fine..." *slightly pouts*
Me: "Stop being adorable..."
Romano: "Fuck-a you..."
Me: *smart-ass smile* "No thanks!"
Romano: *blushing* "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!"
Me: *uncontrollable laughter*
Romano: "Shut up!"
Me: "Nope!" *more laughter*