imprisoned gays / 5.20pm
*rin. added the_best_striker, alexness and more*
y/n the snail :
AINT NO WAY RIN ADDING PEOPLE?!?!
rin. :
isagi didnt wanna add them in here so obviously i had to
sae :
ew
alexness :
wait im alr in here
y/n the snail :
wow no shit obviously
alexness :
no with my other acc i hacked myself in here i'm kaiser fan boy
y/n the snail :
AINT NO WAY YOU DOXXED ME
alexness :
yes and i will do it all over again if u ever disrespect kaiser again.
the_best_striker :
ness what the fuck...
alexness :
:3
y/n the snail :
why does kaiser have a username these anime fanboys would have of their fav anime character like naruto_fan or fantic_volker (a/n : fun fact the fantic volker is from my experience. but i think he changed his user to smth even more cringe help)
alexness :
..
the_best_striker :
ness dont. and she's literally right but i did it in my anime phase and now i cant change it ....
y/n the snail :
HELP ?
the_best_striker :
NO BC IM BEING FR NOA AND THE OTHERS SAID I COULDNT CHANGE IT BC OF SOME PROFIT THINGY IM SO EMBARRASED BC OF IT
y/n the snail :
AINT NO WAY THEY SET U UP FOR FAILURE FR
the_best_striker :
i swear they were praying on my downfall + my hair isnt from 5 minutes crafts
y/n the snail :
sure
*the_best_striker changed his name to 'kaiser'*
noel.noa :
why am I in here
y/n the snail :
soccer gc
noel.noa :
are you from blue lock?
y/n the snail :
no
noel.noa :
then why are you in here if you're not?
y/n the snail :
ELLP IM HERE BC OF FAITH
schizophrenic :
she's akshually my girlfriend
y/n the snail :
WHAT
sae :
?
cheeter :
PFFTTTT AINT NO WAY
kuroo cosplayer :
JIT TRIPPING
schizphrenic :
WHAT Y/N IS MY FRIEND
cheeter :
wait are you fr dumb
schizophrnei c:
what shes my friend and a girl so girlfriend
noel.noa:
how did he even pass middle school
cheeter :
prolly his monster
schizophrenic :
monster cock
rin. :
my will to live has disappeared completely
isagi :
fr
y/n the snail :
i'm not live laugh loving life rn
crybaby :
kinda a live laugh letdown if you ask me
kuroo cosplayer :
bro speaks facts
y/n the snail :
okay babes i love yall (except that crazy femboy doxing kaiser dog) but ima go shower bye
sae :
didn't you alr shower this morning
y/n the snail :
yeah but im bleeding from my pussy
kuroo cosplayer :
WHAT GO SEE A DOCTOR??
rin. :
dumbass she meant period
kuroo cosplayer :
oh why would u shower just bc of that
y/n the snail :
yall dont understand that unclean feeling we get when we're on our period
rin. :
oh
y/n the snail :
AND I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE PPL CAN SMELL ME ...
sae :
dw i didnt
rin. :
???
crybaby :
wait are yall like friends
y/n the snail :
WE'RE BESTIES DUHHHH
sae :
no
alexness :
LOSER
y/n the snail :
kys ness
alexness :
no u
y/n the snail :
no u
alexness :
no u
noel.noa :
ness stfu
alexness :
SHE STARTED
y/n the snail :
i didn't though
alexness :
you did though
noel.noa :
100 laps in practice tomorrow
alexness :
WHAT
kaiser :
WAIAT Y/N IS A GIRL
y/n the snail :
nahh i'm a male
kaiser :
funny
y/n the snail :
yeah uh anyway
alexness :
girls aren't funny (only bc y/n is one, y/n kys)
y/n the snail :
well you haven't read a wattpad comment section (no ty)
alexness :
i have
y/n the snail :
WHAT
alexness :
kaiser michael ff :3 (a/n : my next one will be kaiser fr)
y/n the snail :
HELP ME
kaiser :
NESS WTF???
alexness :
erm
kaiser :
i regret ever talking to u
isagi :
well yk what they say you cant change the past
y/n the snail :
but you can still fuck up the future 🤭‼️
chigiri :
wtf someone hid my phone and i didnt have it for the full day
schizophrneic :
whattt
chigiri :
was it u who put it under my pillow
isagi :
that was propably u
chigiri :
nothing tf i didnt put it there
nanase :
oh sorry i did it was just laying in the cafteria and i was scared someone might take it or somthing so i put it under your pillow :)
chigiri :
oh thanks
y/n the snail :
HES SO PERFECT WIFEY MATERIAL FR
kaiser :
i just got heartbroken
cheeter :
u dont even know what she looks like you rathair
kaiser :
true but still
crybaby :
arent u like in college still.. focus on ur major not ur minor
y/n the snail :
STOP PFFTT
kaiser :
IM IN HIGHSCHOOL THANK YOU VERY MUCH
isagi :
did u redo 3 years or something
kaiser :
IM 18?? (a/n : kaiser's age hasn't been said so i'm just making smth up
y/n the snail :
NO WAY YOURE MY AGE
kaiser :
HAHAH CRYBABY YOU WERE WRONG SHE ISNT A MINOR
crybaby :
mentally she is
y/n the snail :
stfu isagi literally made u bawl like a fucking baby
isagi :
real
cheeter :
real
schizophrenic :
4+4 😜
schizophrneic :
guys answer
schizophrenic :
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y/n the snail :
bachira you scare me
schizophrenic :
cha cha real smooth 😈💃🌶️
sae :
i'm about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking buidling
y/n the snail :
I CANT JDLSQJF
schizophrenic :
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y/n the snail :
BACHIRA PLEASE DID U GET HACKED
sae :
autism
schizophrenic :
Number one😆😈 . Steady hand😱🤚. One day, Kim Jong Un 🤰 need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die😱🥺😓😓! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat😆🛶, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman🤰🤰. Darryl save life.😈😝
y/n the snail :
ok im gonna take a shower and hope to die now bye.
sae :
bye ttyl ig
note : IK THE SPACE THINGIES KEEP CHANGING BUT SOMETIMES I WRITE ON MY PHONE AND SOMETIMES ON MY COMPUTER OK SO THATS WHY ok double update bc yal deserve it x
♡ written on 21/08/2023
♡ 1138 words
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