Remus: So next up we have Romione! I like it more than Hinny, but not by much, since I ship them with other people. But it is in the canon, so I have to settle.
Hermione: If the both of us weren't gay, I could definitely see this happening...
Ron: Yeah, I agree.
Fred: Ron with Hermione is canon? What was the author on when she wrote it?
George: I know right? I read the books in between reactions and I thought for sure she was going to end up with... I won't say, since we'll probably react to that ship later. I want to keep it a surprise for everyone else.
Charlie: I can confirm that we will, right after the canon ships are done. Now, Harry, you're the best friend of these two, how do you feel about this?
Harry: Well, if they weren't gay, I would totally support them dating, as long as they wouldn't be snogging around me 24/7.
Ron: Says the one who's always-
Remus: Oh, save it for the appropriate chapter Ronald.
Draco: A blood traitor and a Mudblood? A perfect pair if you ask me.
Harry: Oh shush Draco, you're just mad that this is a straight ship.
Ginny: Well Mum would approve, that's for sure...
Lupin: Oh shit, are your parents-
Ron: Our Dad is completely supportive, but Mum... not so much...
Sirius: Oh my god, I'm so sorry *pulls Weasley kids into hug*
Remus: Alright, ratings out of ten?
Everyone because I'm lazy: 4/10
Remus: Get ready y'all, we'll be having two very special guests coming in next!
Charlie: Get some tissues, you might be needing them.
Everyone: *very concerned*
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I think y'all know what I mean by "two very special guests"...
Also, can someone go get the Flex Tape? The fourth wall is in shambles.
Update: just fixed a couple of typos and grammatical errors.