Empires Smp High School Group...

By MythicalSausage

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A silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck More

The Start
Test Answers
Secrets Get Revealed!
New Chat And First Confession
Love Birds! And Angst
Announcement And Information
W1 And E2 Classes Meet
SIMPS Sleepover
Back In Chat And Shelby Angst
How?!
Invitation
Random Chapter
Sleepover
SIMPS-Centric Chapter
Frog Heist Pt.1
Frog Heist Pt.2
Frog Heist Pt.3
Random Chapter
The Talk
SIMPS Karaoke
The 3rd Confession
Shelby's POV
Random Chapter
Joel's POV
Double Date?
Embarrassing Confession
Friend Zoned Pt.1
Friend Zoned Pt.2
Scarian Confession
The Plan
Flower Husbands
A/N
SIMPS Date
Wither Husbands
Oops
SIMPS Read
Gem's POV
Night Time Chat
Sausage Reveals Secrets
Scott! Why
Can't Sleep Group Conversations
SIMPS Karaoke Pt.2
God Damnit It's 2am!
Coincidence?
Pranked!
Shiny Duo
Random Chapter
A/N
Jizzie!
But You're Suppose To Be The Responsible Ones?!
Oh poor Scott
Uneasy Hangout
Finally Back At School
Finally They've Gotten Along
Huh Are They Familiar?
I Miss You
Group Chat Shenanigans
Teenagers Being Teenagers
How The Fu-
Speaking Spanish To Annoy Everyone
No School Shenanigans
These Children- I Mean High Schoolers
Uh Oh
Movie Night!
Shelby Sausage?
Random Chapter
Shelby Sausage Pt.2
Easter!
Fuck it! LSW Karaoke!
Middle School Pictures
What The Hell Do I Even Call This?
Figuring Things Out
It Spreads...
A Break From Angst
The Decision...
...
Pride Month Fuckers!
*sigh* Here's The Angst Again Fuckers
It-...

Basketball Game

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By MythicalSausage

Requested by aaehikira 👍

Shelby: So Xornoth and Leafy vs me and Joel

Joel: Yes!

Xornoth: Leafy?

Shelby: Scott's new nickname

Xornoth: Why

Joel: Only me, Scott, and Shelby have the ability to know

Scott: Come on I can't lose in front of my boyfriend

Shelby: And I can't lose in front of my girlfriend

Joel: Same not in front of my babe

Xornoth: Couples ew

All except Xornoth: Shut up Xorny

Xornoth: Again with that nickname

Shelby: Oh great

Joel: Perfect timing

SIMPS Chat

Pearl Simp🧡: We're almost there

Fwhip Simp💚: Mhm almost

Katherine Simp💖: Finally we've been waiting for hours/hj

Lizzie Simp💕: I know hours and hours/hj

Jimmy Simp💛: Finally I thought we would be died by the time you guys finally came/j

Pearl Simp🧡: Hahahahaha, sarcasm btw

Fwhip Simp💚: Hilarious/j

Katherine Simp💖 is offline

Jimmy Simp💛 is offline

Lizzie Simp💕 is offline

Fwhip Simp💚 is offline

Pearl Simp🧡 is offline

——————
Out Of Chat

Xornoth: Why are you five so secretive about that chat

Scott: Because it's private information

Xornoth: It's a fucking chat!!!!

Shelby: Exactly private information

Xornoth: *mutters to himself* idiots

Joel: What?

Xornoth: Nothing

Sausage: Hi fellow idiots

Shelby: Hi idiot

Joel: Hey idiot

Scott: Sup idiot

*Everyone except the SIMPS are confused*

Gem: Don't ask

Xornoth: So you wanna sit on the bleachers

Joe: Hey Xornoth can I ask you a question

Xornoth: Sure

*Gem drags the SIMPS to a tree*

—————
At The Tree

Scott: He isn't going to do want I think he's going to do right

*Shelby listening in*

Shelby: Yup he's asking for his number

Scott: Noooooooooo

Joel: Lol knew it

Sausage: Scott I bet 100 dollars that Xornoth likes Joe

Scott: Deal but I know he doesn't

*They leave the tree*

Scott: *Whispering to Shelby* Please can you go easy on me

Shelby: *Whispering to Scott* Hm maybe maybe not

Scott: *Whispering to Shelby* Fine

Joel: Oi stop whispering it's almost time!

Scott: Stop yelling!

Shelby: *mutters to herself* idiots the both of you

Xornoth: Team huddle

——————
With Shelby And Joel

Joel: So we're not gonna go easy on them?

Shelby: Probably the first few rounds and they we start going difficult

Joel: High five?

Shelby: High five

*They high five*

~Time Skip~ (I'm tired don't judge pls)

On The Bleachers

Gem: Sausage still who are we routing for

Sausage: I don't know Mo-Gem

False: Great we got simps

Sausage: Wait what?!

*False points at Joe, Jimmy, Lizzie, and Katherine*

Sausage: Oh great yeah

Gem: *Whispering to Sausage* were safe

Sausage: *Whispering to Gem* thank god

——————
Into The Game

Joel: We're tied

Shelby: This should be the last round right

Joel: Mhm

Scott: Guys it's a full huddle

*The four walk in the middle*

Xornoth: Okay last round

Scott: Yup and I've been doing a pretty good job at impressing Tim

Xornoth: Couples gross

*Joel and Shelby roll their eyes*

Joel: You really can't say anything

Scott: Joel no

Shelby: Maybe we should continue the game?

Scott: So who's going to have the ball now?

Xornoth: Shelby and Joel

*They get in positions*

——————
On The Bleachers

*Sausage nudges Gem*

Gem: *Whispering to Sausage* what?

Sausage: *Whispering to Gem* so you told Pearl about the chat

Gem: *Whispering to Sausage* yeah I did why?

Sausage: *Whispering to Gem* you think we're ever going to tell them

Gem: *Whispering to Sausage* maybe but if they see the embarrassing messages then I'm out

Sausage: *Whispering to Gem* yeah but eventually we are going to tell them and have to show them the messages

Gem: *Whispering to Sausage* yeah I guess your right

——————
Into The Game

Joel: Shelby pass!

*She passes the ball to Joel*

Scott: Xornoth!

*Xornoth takes the ball*

Joel: *He mutters to himself* damnit

*Xornoth tosses it to Scott*

Scott: *He mutters to himself* Come on

*He throws the ball in the hoop and doesn't make it* (blame the wheel)

Scott: *he mumbles to himself* shit

*Joel takes the ball*

Shelby: Joel!

*He tosses it to Shelby*

Xornoth: Scott!

Scott: On it

*He gets in the way of Shelby*

Shelby: Screw you Leafy

Scott: I'm lucky they can't hear

*Shelby shoots it to the hoop*

Xornoth: Scott!

*And she makes it*

Joel: Let's gooo!

*They come down for the bleachers*

Scott: Really good throw

Shelby: Thanks Scott

Jimmy: Well done guys

Pix: Well done

Scott: Thanks dad

Shelby: Appreciate it dad

Joel: Really appreciate it dad

Pix: I feel like I should be mad

Katherine: Are you?

Pix: I have mixed feelings

Author's Note: They always asked me if I played basketball because I was tall.



















They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.

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