Anti Taehyung | Taekook

By deddinosaur204

343K 20.9K 3.6K

[Ignore time stamps as yall ignore your ex] Jungkook: You suck. unknown: Your lips? Gladly, baby. Jungkook is... More

Forgot to take daily anti delulu pill
14 years old kid
Exposing nudes
What a queen
That kind of fan
Rich*
Obsessed with kiss?
He hacked all accounts
Connected the dots
I hate you, Kim Taehyung
A creepy stalker
Taehyung is that kind of boyfriend
Allkpop's comeback
The drama is good
Please unblock Taehyung
Love doesn't have definition
I don't like to share what's mine
If you do a mistake, you should be punished
No one wants to face an angry tiger
An annoyingly cunning fox
Kissed something really sweet
Why Taehyung?
Just block him
A man full of culture
I'm not your boyfriend
He's just a baby
cringe
Taehyung wasn't lying
Each day is more surprising at this moment
Kim Taehyung, the man you are
Promises are meant to be broken
He sleeps shirtless
whipped ass
Taehyung is so in love
You're the magic in my life
What is happening?
In a world of boys, he's a gentleman
He is an asshole
Average
He takes good pictures of whom he loves the most
Butter
Why it's always you, Jimin?
Don't judge a book by its cover
An official date
Two opposite poles going on a date
Get a room
He's paid enough
Wifey
What does dilf mean?
Lily betrayed us
Ready to go
A no could have been much better
I'm sorry
Pass
Army.exp has stopped processing
I hate you!
BONUS: Future impossible luck
BONUS: Mission Passed
BONUS: DILF as in daddy I'd like to fuck
BONUS: Forgot to switch account
BONUS: What a great day to feel single
BONUS: He's really fun to watch
BONUS: Only mine
ASK A QUESTION BISH
BONUS: Disgusting people in love

A baby shouldn't curse

6.3K 388 187
By deddinosaur204

(A/n: he meant Taehyung will have a hard time protecting his account from getting suspended.)

~~

Pretty anti:
KIM FUCKING TAEHYUNG

Unknown:
A baby shouldn't curse.

Pretty anti:

Pretty anti:
IT'S YOU ISN'T IT?????

Unknown:
Yes.

Pretty anti:

HOW DARE YOU EXPOSED MY GENDER JUST LIKE THAT YOU MFFFKIFB

Unknown:
Motherfucker?

Unknown:
Hm another new nickname.

Pretty anti:
I WILL LITERALLY KILLL YOUUDJYWG

Unknown:
Kiss me instead.

Pretty anti:
YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH OH NY GOD

Unknown:
If you say so, I can be a psychopath for you💜

Pretty anti:
Please take your medicine on time💜

Unknown:
Your kisses are my medicine, you're not giving me them on time💜

Pretty anti:

Unknown:
Baby, I love you.

Unknown:
I really do but can please stop using your meme collection?

Pretty anti:

Unknown:
You really got some nerve.

Pretty anti:
I certainly do💅

Unknown:
No wonders why you got my attention.

Pretty anti:
Oh how i wish dat I didn't get your attention 😃

Unknown:
Your ass didn't listen to you.

Pretty anti:
WTF YOU PERVERT OR SOMETHING?

Unknown:
If you call me that then I might be.

Unknown:
But only for you tho.

Pretty anti:
Stop making me feel like I'm the special one

Unknown:
You are.

Pretty anti:
Do you think im dumb?

Unknown:
Yes.

Pretty anti:

Unknown:
Baby🥺

Pretty anti:
WRONG MEME WRONG MEME WRONG MEME

Pretty anti:

Pretty anti:
UGHHHH FUCK IT

Pretty anti:

Pretty anti:
I WANTED TO SEND DIS

Unknown:
Stop being so fucking cute or I'll be kidnapping you.

Pretty anti:
WEIRDO

Unknown:
How was your day?

Pretty anti:
Are you trying to have normal conversation with me?

Unknown:
You're not that dumb.

Pretty anti:
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME DUMB

Pretty anti:
YOU ARE DUMB BIYCH

Pretty anti:

Unknown:
How many planets are there in our solar system?

Pretty anti:
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY IQ

Unknown:
If you give me a correct answer I won't call you dumb again.

Pretty anti:
WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY HUH?

Unknown:
So, you don't know the answer?

Pretty anti:
WHY WOULDN'T I KNOW???

Pretty anti:
DO YOU THINK IM DUMB AS YOU??

Pretty anti:
IT'S UH 10!

Pretty anti:
NO NO 9

Pretty anti:
YESH IT'S 9😤

Unknown:
Very good.

Pretty anti:
Duh

Pretty anti:

Unknown:
Now tell me which is the closest planet to the sun?

Pretty anti:
LMAO IS DAT EVEN A QUESTION?

Pretty anti:
SO EASY HAHHhahahahahha

Pretty anti:
Your dumb brain couldn't think of something more hard?

Pretty anti:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Unknown:
So, your answer?

Pretty anti:
Of course earth😃

Pretty anti:
Even a toddler would know this🤣🤣

Unknown:
Well done.

Pretty anti:

Unknown:
You have become the dumbest person I have ever met in my whole life

Pretty anti:
MOTHERFUCKERSJKGGFJ

Unknown:
Baby, even kids in elementary school know these answers.

Pretty anti:
BWAHHAHAH OF COURSE I KNOW THE ANSWERS

Pretty anti:
I WAS JUST TESTING YOU🤣🤣

Pretty anti:
YOU'RE NOT DAT DUMB I SEE

Pretty anti:
CAUGHT ME HAHA

Unknown:
Oh really?

Pretty anti:
OF COURSE 🤣🤣

Unknown:
Then enlighten me with correct answers.

Pretty anti:
It's pluto for sure🤣

Unknown:
Pluto is not even a planet, baby.

Pretty anti:
See I told you you're dumb

Pretty anti:
THERE ARE 9 PLANETS IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM AND PLUTO IS THD 9TH ONE😃

Unknown:
It's a dwarf planet, baby.

Pretty anti:
STOP CALLING ME BABY AFTER TRYING TO INSULT MY IQ

Unknown:
You don't even know pluto is a dwarf planet but I still love you.

Unknown:
Doesn't that show how deep my love is for you?

Pretty anti:
NO PLUTO IS A PLANET DO YOUR RESEARCH FIRST

Unknown:
You are really stubborn, aren't you?

Pretty anti:
I'm just saying what is right 🙄

Unknown:
Since you don't believe me, why don't you check it out by yourself?

Unknown:
Just google it and you will know the correct answer.

Pretty anti:
Oh RIGHT

Pretty anti:
Why didn't I think of it before

Unknown:
Don't run away after finding the answer.

Unknown:
I don't think googling this one thing will take you 10 minutes.

Unknown:
Don't be embarrassed.

Unknown:
You're even cuter when you're dumb.

Pretty anti:
LEAVE ME DA FAK ALONE

Unknown:
Alright, I won't say anything or you might cry out.

Pretty anti:
Do you think I'm a cry baby?

Unknown:
Yes.

Pretty anti:
BITCG

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

4.2K 74 4
Bhaella had been forgotten most of her life, the second daughter of Viserys and Aemma. Rhaenyra hardly spoke to her, and Viserys forgot her name some...
1M 39.9K 93
๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ, ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, ๐—”๐—ป๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๏ฟฝ...
496K 7.6K 83
A text story set place in the golden trio era! You are the it girl of Slytherin, the glue holding your deranged friend group together, the girl no...
1M 35.6K 62
๐’๐“๐€๐‘๐†๐ˆ๐‘๐‹ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โi just wanna see you shine, 'cause i know you are a stargirl!โž ๐ˆ๐ ๐–๐‡๐ˆ๐‚๐‡ jude bellingham finally manages to shoot...