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After the avengers bickered and maybe a few of them need a few therapy sessions too. Bill made a mental note to recommend. But thorough it all the cube was eventually located.
Bill was sitting on a chair comfortable and definitely listening to the adults around him. Bill then picked up his cane and tied his shoe laces as he put his headphones on.
This was moments before a single arrow landed under his chair as he realized that an explosi-BOOM
When Bill came to the red blaring lights coming into view as he tried his best to blink away the spell of the grogginess on his eyes.
He quickly scanned the area it was a hallway with rooms that locked from the outside. It was probably used for low level criminals but for now it was just empty.
Bill quickly stood up and looked around his surroundings he's definitely in a janitors closet.
When he opened the door it was almost entirely quiet the halls of the helicarrier empty only the flashing red lights glowing as if a siren was supposed to go off
Bill then spotted someone with a shield uniform on, the agent was facing the other direction."Hey could you tell me where everyone got sent" he said cheerfully
The agent didn't answer so he put his hand over their shoulder. They grabbed his hand and threw him over their shoulder. Bill landed with a thud before pulling out his sword from under his trench coat. Bill saw there eyes glow green before going back to there original colour.
"Damn it" He was smiling just annoyed the entire time. "I guess I can't kill you" He puts his sword away
The agent grabbed there gun and shot bullets out which Bill blocked easily. What he failed to notice was the second agent coming up from behind him.
The agent managed to stab Bill in his right leg. Bill winced before kicking the other one in the rib and knocking him back to the wall. The man was unconscious
What Bill failed to notice was that the knife was laced with poison that should be able to knock someone out in a matter of minutes.
Even if he would never admit it the room was getting kind of hot and he can't see that well. Boy he was sweating a lot.
"God damn it! I hope you and your mother die a horrible death" he pointed towards the agent who is now on the floor
Just as he was about to rest more agents came towards him he saw around a dozen all equipped with guns and it was all Loki's antics.
"UGHH" Bill quickly stood up and just took out his sword "I'm just going to not kill them but they would definitely need medical attention" he thought to himself
Bill as usual was smiling. He then turned on some music
He went around slashing up deflecting bullets with his barriers because even he can't deflect a bullet.
He did a 360 degree turn and cut up a agent's gun before pushing them to the wall and trapping them in a prison room
A group of the agents were all shooting multiple rounds of bullets at him to which he deflected easily with the barrier
An agent charged to him as he jumped over and kicked in the back of his head. Shoot. He missed he hit his body. Maybe the poison was starting to interfere just a little.
He started to take down the agents more effectively kick to the back of the head he jumped off one. He had made one of them misfire there taser (that was an accident).
Just as he was finishing with the last one he quickly searched the unconscious body of the one who stabbed him. He eventually found the antidote. He checked for poison twice before drinking it.
He felt way better but something was wrong it was to late before he realized that he was just seeing an illusion created by Loki into drinking poison.
"SHIT!" It's hot He passes out
Someone g͏e͏t͏ a͏ m͏e͏d͏i͏c͏!
Bill wakes up to the blinding light of the clinic. He could see someone new and Natasha.
"Wait your the archery person right! Uhh what was your name clook, cimnt I remember your last name though" "Clint Barton"
"Alright nice to meet you Barton, I'm not calling you Clint do your parents hate you or something?" Bill was smiling widely and shacking Clint's hand
"Well what's your name?" Clint asks for in return "My name is Bill Cypher and my life is really shitty"
Bill just grabs a brown trench coat it goes well with his yellow and pink shades. The pink shade covering up his eyepatch
Steve then walks in the room "time to go "where?" Natasha asks "I'll tell you guys on the way do can you fly one of those jets?" Clint buts into the conversation "I can"
"Great I've been waiting for this" he says with a smile
Captain America, Black Widow, Bill Cypher and Hawkeye walk towards the quinjet. A SHIELD pilot looks and stands in their way
"You are not authorized to be here" the pilot says in a demanding tone "Do you get paid enough to care" Bill asks in a cheery tone "Yes I do actually" "that's not what I'm asking shidiot"
During the battle of New York...
Bill would like to think that the Geneva Convention doesn't apply to aliens so he had a kill all he sees thing going on
He slashed one coming towards him before spinning while his blades come in contact with another
Bill kept on attacking the Chitauri soldiers and trying his best to not let his frustration on how they're millions of the chitauri get the best of him
Just then a giant floating or flying eel came out of the portal. You could say it was mostly just falling though
"Stark are you seeing this?" Bill heard on the comms it was the blond boy "I'm seeing still working on believing where's banner has he shown up yet" says the rich boy
Bill then fought though the chitauri to meet up with almost the rest of the group.
"All of this seems horrible" banner exclaimed "real" Bill answered "I've seen worse" black widow said "I feel so sticky" Bill wants to erase the memory's of when he accidentally cut one of them in half
Iron man then come down as the rest of the avengers looks up getting ready and standing still in a circle as they scan the enemy
They then go the hulk hulks out and everyone kicks some alien ass
Until a whole bunch more came out not only that but a lot of civilians still haven't evacuated yet so Bill quickly escorted as many people as he could and killing a bunch more
An alien approached behind and two were charging to the side of him. He was really sick and tired of this so he just teleported infrint one of them and slash then the same with the other
"I can shut the portal down I could do it can anyone here me" Widow states clearly "do it" the captain told her
"Wait don't do it yet I have a nuke coming and I know just where to put it" stark exclaimed
"So you're telling me I'm fighting and killing a bunch of aliens saving people and on top of that a nuke was being sent out way!" Cypher snapped "Pretty much"
"Great! just great the nuke could have been great information"
Cypher throws his sword directly at a chitauris head before teleporting to retrieve the sword from the dead aliens. When he looked up to the sky to see iron man redirecting the nuke.
Stark then went up and up and up until he wasn't on earth anymore Bill teleports up near captain America as the aliens all fall
However this was no time to celebrate yet because iron man still hasn't come down yet the tension between the avengers was still pretty thick
If Bill told you that he wasn't holding his breath he'd be lying
Thor captain and cypher all spot a supernova within the portal "Close it" Cap told Nat
Widow then pulls out the sceptre as Tony fall to earth. The hulk snatched him out of the air instead
Once everyone gathered around Tony the hulk yell that woke him up "What the hell what just happened please tell me nobody kissed me" the billionaire stated
"We won" Cap was bewildered "We still have a few things to take care of" Tony states
The avengers found Loki trying to make a last minute escape though the stairs as he turns around the avengers are there absolutely pissed
And they all got Shawarma afterwards
Bills review
5/5
Foods great it tastes better when you eat it after you fight aliens
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My name is Bill Cypher and today was a mediocre day