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Dirty pick up lines/Dirty jok...

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This will be my first book and obviously it will be dirty cause being dirty is fun Some of these I have thoug... More

1. The Planet
2.Word of the day
3.What I like in a girl
4.Milk
5.My teddy bear
6.Simple math
7.Flip of a coin
8.Titanic
9.The FBI
10.A nice poem1
11.Skittles
12.An Elephant in me
13.Remember my name
14.Let me introduce myself
15.Jack and jill poem(my version)
16.A poem by me
FYI
18.Another poem by me
19.Light switch
20.A little joke

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Dirty pick up lines/Dirty jokes

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This will be my first book and obviously it will be dirty cause being dirty is fun Some of these I have thought of with my dirty mind and others come...

dirty funny jokes lol pickuplines

16.A poem by me

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Roses are red.

My nuts are round.

Your Skirt goes up.

Your Panties go down.

Belly to belly.

Skin to skin.

When it's stiff,

I'll stick it in. 

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