Ayanokouji.: Alastor, Sir. The previous reaction was about Me and Someone else's relationship. Can I know if there will be anymore like that one?
Alastor.: Yes indeed! There are four ones in total like the previous.
Yagami.: Can we react to something else? No offense Ayanokouji.
Ayanokouji.: Non taken.
Japan(ANHS).:
Ayanokouji's pov.:
As I awoke from my bed, ate my breakfast, had a cold shower, I headed towards the GYM.
In the GYM, I already made three "friends". They were.:
Koenji, the guy with a mirror
Koenji.: Am I perfect there also? Silly questsion. Ofcourse I am!
Everyone.: (Narcisist)
Asahina-senpai, our cheerleader
Nagumo.: What are you doing there Nazuna?
Fuka.: She wants to be dominated and with your 1 inch "baby-maker" that won't be enjoyable.
Nazuna.: Hey! I'm not some slut!
Fuka.: Unless it's for Ayanokouji
(And Lastly)
Manabu-senpai, the only one with a gf. , in our group
Nagumo.: Ha! It seems that you roasted yourself and Koenji there, Ayanokouji.
Ayanokouji.: What's tge big deal with no having a lover?
Koenji.: I can always bang your mother so shut up clown!
Hashimoto.: LOL!
All the four of us had eachother's number in our phones, just in case.
The only problem was Manabu's gf. Tachibana-sensei. Who watched us with burning jelousy as Asahina cheered us to do more and more exercises.
Akane.: I'm not like that! Right President?
Manabu.: Only a bit. But that's just how I like you.
When I arrived to the GYM's main enterance I was greeted by a seemingly mad Koenji.
Ayanokouji.: Hello Koenji! You seem mad what's the problem?
Koenji.: My perfect muscles can't exercise WITH THE GYM CLOSED!
Koenji.: Why is the GYM closed?
As I was listening to his ranting, I saw Manabu-senpai approching us. Maybe he knows the answer to why our GYM is closed?
SCP.: Sorry guys an event will be held inside this GYM today so no GYM for us!
Ayanokouji.: The event where certain clubs will try to impress the 1st years?
SCP.: Yes Ayanokouji! It will be that event!
Koenji.: Does cheerleader-chan knows?
SCP.: Yes, yes she knows! I messaged her about it! She is probably sad but we can't do anything about it.
Fuka.: Ayanokouji you can come to Nazuna's room and "make her happy".
Nazuna.: What are you saying Fuka?
After this we parted ways and I headed towards my classroom as there was nothing else to do.
Along the way I have met up with Anos and Kurumi.This now means that there will be someone trying to ruin my peaceful life. I wonder who will that be?
Ichika.: As I am yet to be there it's probably some boys fighting or something.
Soon I saw the trouble ahead. The red haired guy that I saved a few days ago were challanging a purple haired someone.There were non-other than Sudo and Ryeuun.
Ryueen.: Let's see who is strong Sudog!
Sudo.: I will make you lick my feet dragon boi!
Of course with my luck they noticed us.
Ichinose.: Poor Kiyopon.
Haruka.: Hey! Only I can call him that!
Ryeuun.: Kukuku Don't you dare intervine with our fight! This is only between us
Anos.: Nah! We weren't even dreaming about doing that. We respect 1 vs 1 fights. We are just here to watch this like a movie.
With that he pulled out three chairs, out of nowhere. However this didn't get noticed by anyone?
Suzune.: Why is it that nobody is afraid of the cameras?
Anos.: Popcorn Kiyotaka, Kurumi?
Kiyotaka.: No, thank you!
Kurumi.: Yes,please!
With the fight starting I could clearly see that Sudo was losing. As I was looking around trying to see if nobody is near us, I noticed two person standing near us. One was a guy named Ishizaki and the other one was Albert .
Ryueen.: See dog? I'm stronger!
Sudo.: F*ck you!
Albert.: BRO!!!
Shinohara.: Does this traitor know everyone here?
Yagami.: Only you defectives can't name everyone important.
If my guess is right than they are Ryeuun's pets.
As they look at us, they started heading towards us,until they arrived.
Hiyori.: Do they also wamt to fight?
Ishizaki.: Can we get some popcorn too?
Kurumi.: Yeah, sure!
Suddenly someone shouted.
Koenji.: The famous loyality they have for Dragon boi!
????(Nazuna).: Hey! Fighting isn't allowed in the school! Stand down or I will report the both of you to the student council!
Ichinose.: Wasn't I the one who stopped the two of you back then?
Alastor.: Don't worry you will also be close to Ayanokouji.
???(Nagumo).: And I'm the vice pre-
Manabu.: Hate to break it to you but I think they don't care
Sudo.: Shut your mouths! This is between us! Don't intervine!
According to Anos they are Nagumo (vice-SCP) and Asahina Nazuna (his secretary).
When looking at them you normally would see two good friends. But I saw there body language to eachother, which showed that they are in an abusive relationship.
Nazuna.: We are gf. and bf.?
Nagumo.: Well we wouldn't look that bad. Right?
Kiriyama.: The only thing you would look good is when you get compared to thoose defectives.
This ended up with Vice-Prez joining the 1 vs 1, which now makes it a 1 vs 1 vs 1 fight. How did he even get elected into the student council?
Fuka.: Good questsion Ayanokouji. And the answer is?
Manabu.: Can we move on?
As Nagumo was busy fighting I approched Asahina-senpai.
Hashimoto.: Watch King approuching his newest pokemon! The rizzmaster!
Kiyo.: Hey Asahina! Did you get Manabu's message about the GYM?
Asahina.:Yes, I did! I'm a little bit sad because now I have to tolorate Nagumo instead of cheerleading you guys.
Tsukushiro.: It appers that noone likes you "Nagaymu".
Arisu.: Who knew that old man has humor?
Kiyo.: Don't worry after the "club stuff" happens Me, Anos and Kurumi will go to Student Cuncil to talk with Manabu. If you want to get away from Nagumo you should be there!
Suzune.: What will be the topic?
Alastor.: Well, aren't you a curious one?
Asahina.: Is this an invite to a date?
Kiyo.: You can take it like that, however nobody else will.
Nazuna.: That's a but mean!
Ayanokouji.: I will give you a hug for your forgiveness.
Nazuna.: You really think you can buy me with a hug? Well you can!
Anos.: Hey Lovebirds! Let's get going they stopped the fighting!
Asahina.: Can I come along with you to your classroom?
Kurumi.: Sure, I guess?
As we were going to class Anos started a little converstation with Asahina.
Anos.: Say Senpai? How did you know Kiyotaka?
Asahina.: I'm the cheerleader of his GYM team!
Kurumi.: You don't wear any revealing outfits right? I don't want my son to get a b*ner in the middle of the GYM!
Fuka.: That would be funny! The rise of the T-rex!
Ayanokouji.: Wait you knew?
Arisu.: As expected of the masterpiece.
Ike.: Is he known to everyone here?
Almost everyone.: Yeah! He is our friend/book body/bro/king/monster/favourite senpai/favourite kohai. . . .
Asahina.: Of course not! I'm not some slut!
Kiyo.: You aren't my mother, you know that right?
Kurumi.: No, I'm not. But I treat you like you were my own child!
Haruka.: Aww! Me and Kurumi might actually be friends!
Asahina.: Is he an orphan?
Ayanokouji.: I would rather be one then have my current parents
Atsuomi.: (I know you hate but still! I feel like I should be ashamed!)
Main Girls.: Aww! Come here Kiyotaka! We will take care of you!
*Technoblade.: Orphan? Where?*
Everyone who isn't living under a rock.: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
Shinohara.: who is this blade guy and why do all of you like him?
Ike.: Ignore her! The only thing she is watching is "THATVEGANTEACHER".
Kiyo.: Nope, I have parents (even if one of them left me for money and the other one treaths me like an object)
Haruka.: Poor Kiyopon!
Atsuomi.: (I get it! F*ck you a.u.!)
Anos.: Now we arrived to the classroom we will see eachother in the student council room Asahina-senpai!
Asahina.: Bye, to all of you guys!
As she leaves we enter the class. Looking around,counting the students more than 70% of them were already here some people like Shibata wasn't here but we still have like 20 minutes.
As classes began, our 1st class was with Dr.MMG, the biology teacher
Ichinose.: Is he only in that Au?
Fuka.: He is my homeroom teacher. And I like to tease him everyday.
Sae.: He is currently teaching the 3rd years Advanced Biology.
He started teaching something about genetics which I learned when I was 10 in the WR. *They don't hear this!*
*after classes ended*
As the classes ended Tachibana annnoucnced that we should go to the GYM a.k.a. to the "club festival" where we can get into club and in return they will pay us pp.-s.
Anos, Kurumi, Ichinose, Kanzaki and I were the 1st ones to leave the classroom and heading towards the GYM. The others followed us soon enough.
We were now waiting for Manabu's speech to happen.
As he walked up, he didn't spoke a single word, he just stood there watching us like how a hunter does to his prey.
Some defective Class D students insulted him, and thought that he was incompetent.
Defectives.: Hey!
Soon enough Manabu's eyes laid onto ours.
Nagamo.: You must have pissed yourself.
We stared at eachother, then happened the same to Anos and Kurumi. They even smiled at him.
Mansbu.: It looks like we are friends a bit. Are you jealous Nagumo?
*Manabu does his speech*
After that we headed towards the student council room, bc Kurumi and Anos wanted to speak to him. For some reason they invited me.
Now today we invited Asahina-senpai to there too.
Anos's pov.:
As we reached our "targeted place" we knocked on the door. Momments later SCP opened up the door.
Anos.: Hello SCP! It's been a few minutes since the last time I saw you! Is Asahina-senpai in there too?
SCP.: Yes, she is! Come in guys!
As we entered we saw Asahina on the couch laying there like it belonged to her.
Fuka.: Hey! You stole my "I own this" pose!
Nazuna.: Was your name on that pose?
Asahina.: Ayanokouji-kun! *she ran towards him and hugged him*
Ryueen.: Rizzmaster is building his harem!
Koenji.: For tge 1st time, I agree.
Hashimoto.: Atleast he leaves the not so important girls to us.
Kamuro.: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
Shinohara.: Yeah!
Sudo.: He doesn't have Horikita.
Ichika.: She is nothing but a puppet you dog!
Kiyo.: Why are you hugging me like I was your lost brother that you haven't seen in your entire life?
Anos.: Ayanokouji, listen to me! When a cute girl like her hugs you, you must hug her back.
Kiyo.: Okay but why her back?
(Ignore this)
Atsuomi.: (That will be the new generation's main focus. Common Sense)
Anos.: Anyways. Me, Kurumi and SCP will talk about a few things. I want the 2 of you to behave till we come back. Can that be done?
Ayanokouji.: (I feel so jealous right now! That other me has everything I could ever wish for!)
Asahina.: Yeah, sure!
*After only Kiyo and Nazuna remained
Asahina.: Hey Ayanokouji-kun! I'm kinda sleepy right now! Can we instead of talking, just coudle and sleep?
Kiyo.: ( I feel sleepy too! Did Anos put somethings in our drinks?) Yeah, sure! I'm a little bit sleepy too!
Nazuna.: Did he?
Alastor.: Maybe. Maybe not.
As they coudled, time went by 2 min--> 5 min--> 7 min.
In the 7th minute Just when they would actually get to sleep, somebody with blonde hair entered the room.
Fuka.: Agh! F*ck me sideways! Not him!
Ike.: Anytime! Just Spread your legs for me
Alastor.: Say that again and I will end you.
Fuka.: Thank you Alastor.
It was Na g a y mu!
If our lovebirds could open there eyes they would now see a Jelous face that appaered on the Vice-President's face.
Nagumo's pov.:
Who is this guy sleeping with my Nazuna? How dare he!
As I was about to punch him, something stopped me. It was like an invisible shield or something.
Nagumo.: What the heck!
Manabu.: Nagumo, you know the rules and so do I about violence. Right?
Maybe if I try again? This time it even hurted just trying to punch it. WTF?
Hashimoto.: Ayanokouji hss plot armor
I was about to scream so they would wake up. Suddenly the door opened with Manabu-senpai and two other persons I have never seen so far.
SCP.:Nagumo what in the name of virgins are you doing here?
Nagumo.: I was just- *takes a look at Kurumi*
Nagumo.: Oh Hey! Young lady! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Nagumo Miyabi the Vice-SCP!
Kurumi.: (who cares you little shit!)
Fuka.: Hahaha! You got roasted in her head!
Nazuna.: This is so funny!
Nagumo.: You should leave that nobody and be my girlfriend!
Alastor.: From now until I say so, thoose that don't like seeing violence, please close your eyes. I will tell you when you can open it!
Most of Girls and some boys.: *closes there eyes*
Kurumi.:Okay! *comes to him and stand behind him*
Nagumo.: See how loyal that b*tch is!
Ayanokouji.: Other you just signed his death Nagumo. And nobody here feels sorry about it.
Nagumo.: See how loyal your so called girlfr-
*Bang*
*Bang*
*Bang*
*Bang*
Nagumo.: The hell!
4 bullets were fired at Nagumo by Kurumi making him bleed*ng.
Nagumo.: President! They tried to kill me! You must call the po-
*S t a b*
Ayanokouji.: Is that a smile on your face Manabu?
SCP.: You are smiling too!
Atsuomi.: (Wait he does? He does!)
Anos.: I advise you that you change your attitude and be a different person. Otherwise you won't see the daylight in your life ever again!
Anos.: That is, if you survive the day!
Yagami.: He is quite sadistic. Isn't he?
Alastor.: He was calm that time. You wouldn't wanna see him angry.
*sorry guys but I would have to change the story's Mature status if I were to describe how Nagumo got absolutly rekted*
Ichika and Fuka.: Damm! I so much wanted to know how it happened!
Ayanokouji's pov.:
Alastor.: Okay everyone can reopen there eyes! It's over!
Nagumo is a complete idiot! Going aganst 2 Gods! It's a suic*dal act!
Everyone.: Agreed!
As his beating began I just closed my eyes and went back to sleep with Asahina-senpai.
And Asahina see-ing that I didn't care joined me in sleeping.
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When I woke up I was in my bed looked at the clock and saw that it was 22:00. Looking around I saw a letter.
Hello Kiyopon! After you and Asahina slept together I brought the two of you back to the dorm building so that you guys won't need to do that later on.
Love.:Kurumi
Hello Ayanokouji! You got yourself another pokemon! Good job!
Love.:Anos
Girls.: Aww! How romantic was Ayanokouji and Asahina!
Alastor.: You can request pictures in the restaurant for 1000.PP.-s. Each!
Nobody's pov.:
After Nagumo's beating we could see his remainings in the hospital. He was barely alive at this point. He had.:
-0 teeth
-100+ broken bones
-breating issues
-0 hair
-1 blind eye(temporary)
-100+ scars on his body
-massive bloodloss
-heavily burned skin
Nagumo.: The f*ck! They should go to prison.
Atsuomi.: (For the 1st time in a long time I feel scared. Theese gods are dangerous)
Manabu.: I think they deserve an award for nearly killing you.
Tsukushiro.: I will personally reward them if I meet them!
Nagumo.: F*ck all of you! *goes into corner and starts breaking down*
Meanwhile Nazuna and Ayanokouji slept through the entire beating
Manabu watched the thing with a popcorn in his hand
Koenji.: What a chad!
Anos and Kurumi had the time of there life beating up Na g a y mo.
-chapter ends-
Alastor.: You guys can have 10 minute break!