Japan(ANHS).:
Ayanokouji's pov.:
As I left the class I went to get my beloved ice cream. Arisu thinks that she can teach me human warth? She was too slow Ice cream had taught me that already.
Arisu.: Did it really, Kiyotaka?
As I was heading there I noticed Chabashira-sensei with Chie-sensei, moving towards, to probably the same place that I was heading towards.
Again? We met once before there but I didn't know that they too, loved ice cream.
Chie.: We do love Ice-cream!
I started walking faster, there is no way that I'm allowing her to get there before me!
Ryueen.: Geez! What a gentelman Monster!
Koenji: You are the one to talk Dragon Boi!
Ichinose.: Ayanokouji-kun really loves Ice-cream huh?
Ichika.: Senpai I will buy the entire Stock of Ice-cream in the school for you if you sleep with me.
Ayanokouji.: I would rather be gay.
As I arrived, I noticed that only a few people was in the line. For some reason I feel like luck is on my side.
Suddenly someone bumped into me. As I turned around I saw Chie-sensei who got scholded by Chabashira-sensei.
Sae.: I'm sorry Ayanokouji! I tried to stop her from bumping into you but she was too far away for me to reach her.
Chie.: WOW Sae-chan! You are being nice to a student! As if the two of you were in a relationship!
Ike.: She is right. Sensei is always mean to us!
Ryueen.: Quit crying weakling!
Sae.: I'm only nice to thoose that deserves it
Shinohara.: Does this mean that Ayanokouji is your favouri-
Cinema guy.: Enough! We have a tight schedule. Let's move on.
Sae.: And what if we are in one? Are you gonna be jelous?
Chie.: Quite daring Sae-chan!
Chie.:*pitches Kiyotaka's cheecks* Ne Ne Ayanokouji-kun! Are the two of you in a relationship?
Where is Anos when you need him the most?
-meanwhile-
Anos.: I feel like I should be near Kiyotaka. Nah! He won't die without me ,within a day.
Hashimoto.: This guy's humor is entertaining as f*ck!
-meanwhile-
Ayanokouji.: Yes Sensei! We are in a relationship but pls keep it a secret.
(I just wanna go home)
Ichinose.: (Poor Ayanokouji)
Chie.: *is schocked that somebody can like Sae and are in a romantic relationship*
Sae.:*blushes madly*(what are you saying Ayanokouji?)
Chie.: That's Bullsh*t! I don't belive you guys are dating! Kiss eachother on the lips of you guys are dating!
Chie.: Yeah that's right you guys aren't a couple!
Sae and Ayanokouji.: (Is she forgetting the fact that we are in public and standing next to the icecream"place"?)
Sae and Ayanokouji.: (Is she forgetting the fact that we are in public and standing next to the icecream"place"?)
Ice cream guy.: Hey! The 3 of you are holding the line choose a flavour already!
Ayanokouji.: I want 2 chocalate and 2 strawberry for each of the teachers behind me!
*After they leave to a more, less "populated" area*
Chie.: Now that nobody is watching, kiss eachother already!
Sae.: Heck no! I ain't kissing someone bc you asked me to!
Ichika.: Embaressed, Sae?
Sae.: Don't call me that!
Chie.: Than I will kiss Ayanokouji-kun myself!
Koenji. Oh oh! Jealous Sae personality unlocked!
Kiyotaka.: (Should I even do anything?)
Sae.: Like heck you will! Kiyotaka come here and kiss your lover!
Ayanokouji.: (I- I don't even care anymore) *goes closer to her*
Sae.:(will he realy do it?)
Chie.:(Com on pls Fail, it will be so funny to watch!)
*kiss happens*
Every student.: What the heck is happening there?
Ayanokouji.: (I think that Chie got to be Class D's homeroom teacher bc she probably isn't as good as a kisser as Chabashira-sensei)
Ryueen.: Has anyone kissed that slutty teacher here?
Chie.: Hey!
*it turns into 🇨🇵 kiss*
Chie.: Fine, fine! I belive you guys! Just stop kissing!
Sae and Ayanokouji.:( If we kiss more will she finally leave?)
Chie.: Fine! If you don't stop then I'm leaving!
*Chie leaves*
*kissing ends*
Sae.: You won't speak of this to anyone understand?
Chie.: embaressed that a student of your's kissed you?
Ayanokouji.: Okay girlfriend of mine I won't mention it to anyone.
Hiyori.: But Chabashira isn't his gf.
Ayanokouji.: No. She isn't.
Sae.: I'm not your gf!
Ayanokouji.: But you said-
Sae.: I was just joking!
Ayanokouji.:Yeah, yeah! That's what everyone says!
Ryueen.: Can I say that in court?
Manabu.: You can but the only joke will be you.
Ayanokouji.:(now dear reader you might be wondering.: Why am I acting like this? Well this is revenge from me on Chabashira-sensei bc she and her collage ruined my peaceful life for the day.She took something for me and I will take something from her, in this case her time!)
Cinema Guy.: Hey! No 4rt wall breaking! That wall is expensive!
Sae.: Are you after my body?
Ayanokouji.: WDYM?
Girls.: Is he really that dense?
Atsuomi.: He is really that dense.
Suzune.: Who are you old man?
Tsukushiro.: He is Kiyotaka's father
Sae.: (Is he dense?) Ayanokouji do you know what s e x is?
Ayanokouji.: No, I do not. Could you tell me?
Sae.:(He doesn't know! I must protect his inoccent) Nope, you're to young!
Sae.: You know what I changed my mind I will be your gf ! (This way, I can protect him)
Ayanokouji.: Aren't you already are?
Sae.: . . .
Ayanokouji.: did I took it too far?
Sae.: Yes, you did!
Ayanokouji.: Sorry Girlfriend-chan!*trys to do puppy eyes but fails*
Sae.: Fine I forgive you! (Did he just tried to do puppy eyes?)
Ayanokouji.: So umm?
Sae.: Yes?
Ayanokouji.: Should we go home now? Or do you wanna go on a date?
Sae.:*slihgtly blushes* We will go home! (This day is wierd as f*ck, let's just end it!)
*After they part ways*
Okay so now I have my sensei as my gf. Totally not wierd! Why would it be?
Hashimoto.: Yes. It's completely normal.
This day is wierd. Well, atleast I got to eat my ice cream but still!
As I was leaving home I heard my phone ring. It was Kurumi
Kurumi.: Hey Kiyopon!
Hasabe.: Name stealer!
Kiyotaka. : Hey Kurumi! Why did you call me?
Kurumi.: straight to business I see! So did you just made our sensei your personal gf. ?
Sae.: She was there? Where?
C.G.: When the two of you kissed did you see something on a rooftop in the backround? That was her.
Kiyotaka.: Where were you watching from? I couldn't see you.
Kurumi.: Rooftops are good places to watch things don't you think?
Kiyotaka.:Were is Anos he's usually with you?
Anos.: I'm in the backround cooking dinner!
Ike.: How are they on a rooftop again?
Kurumi.: Now back to the questsion. Our teacher?
Kiyotaka.:What about her?
Kurumi.: Don't play dumb!
Kiyotaka.: Can we talk about this next day?
Yukimara.: You are really tired at that time aren't you Ayanokouji?
Ayanokouji. I guess so.
Kurumi.: NO!
Kiyotaka.:bet! *hangs up*
-meanwhile-
Kurumi.: Did he just hang up?
Ryueen.: Monster you have balls of steel.
Anos.: Calm down sweetheart! He's in his "rebellious" age. Let him be. Besides your not his mother.
Ichinose.: Aww! Look at him trying to calm her down! So cute!
Kurumi.: Well I would be a better one to him than his original! I wouldn't give him up for money!
Ayanokouji.: *looks at his father*
Atsuomi.: I gave her 10 billion yen so she would let me have you.
Kushida.: Wait what? How could you be so cruel?
Anos.: No you wouldn't, I agree but remember, he never had TRUE parenting in his entire life, all of this is new to him.
Sae.: (I'm starting to feel sad)
Hiyori and every main girl.: (My poor book budy/ PoorAyanokouji. I wanna give him a hug)
Kurumi.: Fine! But I will still treat him like my son!
Ayanokouji.: Will I Experience real parenting from them?
C.G.: Yes, hopefully
Ayanokouji.: *smiles*
Ichika.: Senpai your smile looks cute!
Hasabe.: Aww! Kiyopon's smile is so cute!
-meanwhile-
*Still Ayanokouji's pov.:*
Finally! I arrived to my dorm! Nothing can stop me now. . . From going to sleep.
-Chapter Ends-