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" I went on a little vacation," Loki says.
" But you were right there," Neville points.
" Kind of" Loki points to her cloak " You can't see me".
" Well, right," Neville nods.
" I was mostly reading and I read some Harry Potter," Loki says.
" How is it?" Hermione asks.
" Half Blood Prince" Loki smiles. Snape's eyes perked up " The first few chapters. Basically Narcissa and Draco being huge dicks and Draco being another huge dick. Haven't hated Draco that much''.
" Thanks" Draco rolls his eyes.
" Can't imagine what I said," Narcissa shrugged.
" Must have said something very good," Bellatrix giggled.
" Said something about Harry joining Sirius before someone joins someone" Loki mutters.
" WHAT?" Sirius glared at Narcissa.
She shrugged and paid very close attention to the seat that just happened to look like it needed her elegant attention.
" It also makes me believe that Draco and Pansy definitely dated but that's my personal headcanon" Loki teleports to the podium.
" Hell no" Draco shouts.
" It's my headcanon not yours besides you're all very cute" Loki snickers.
" Shut up, Loki," Pansy snarled.
" Can't really" Loki laughs and starts to play the song.
"You're no good for me"
"Baby, you're no good for me"
" Lana del rey," Draco says.
" The tune and the lyrics," Ginny adds.
" Makes perfect sense," George says.
"You're no good for me"
"But baby, I want you, I want"
" I don't know what to say," Ron says randomly.
" Nothing" Pansy hissed " Nothing".
"Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City"
"Never was there ever a girl so pretty"
" New York City" Hermione says.
" Who is the girl that she is talking about?" Blaise asks.
" Me" Ginny winks.
" Never have I ever been more repulsed," Blaise spat.
" Is it because I'm a ginger?" Ginny questioned with a smirk.
" Maybe.." Blaise rolled his eyes.
"Do you think we'll be in love forever"
"Do you think we'll be in love?"
" No," Harry says randomly.
" Are you trying to ruin your future?" Sirius smirked at him " You and Ginny make a lovely couple".
" I-what?" Ginny gives a fake smile.
" That's the most fakest smile I have ever seen and that's coming from me" Draco snorted.
" Piggy" Fred teases.
" It was a mistake," Draco argued.
" So was your birth" Fred retorts.
" I was actually born with a purpose" Draco snarled.
" Says you," Fred laughed.
"Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City"
"Can we hit it now low down and gritty?"
" Another no," Harry interjects.
" I just think you're bored" Lupin coughs.
" He's very bored" Lucius snarls " Very".
" Just leave me alone" Harry rolled his eyes.
"Do you think we'll be in love forever?"
"Do you think we'll be in love?"
" I don't understand the song," Pansy says bluntly.
" It's a good song," Luna speaks up.
" You have barely heard the lyrics" Ron speaks up.
" She felt the energy that it was good" Harry tells Ron " You have to feel it".
" I think you would be good at astronomy or divination," Ron tells Luna. She only smiled.
"Baby, put on heart shaped sunglasses"
"Cause we gonna take a ride"
" I love heart shaped sunglasses" Ginny gasps.
" Those things were meant for redheads and the crazies" Sirius sighs.
" I identify as a crazy" Harry raises his hand.
" Same" Pansy raises her hand.
" No longer a crazy" Harry drops his hand.
" Me too," Sirius shakes his head.
" I'm not gonna listen to what the past says"
" I strongly advise that you do" Hermione whispers.
" The past creates character so yes you should listen" Narcissa says.
"I've been waiting up all night"
" Yup, you should go to sleep," Ginny mutters.
" No, she's busy being delusional" Fred clicks his tongue " Don't blame them".
"Take another drag turn me to ashes"
"Ready for another lie?"
" The lies" Draco says " The multiple lies"
" The lie of what?" George whispers.
" I don't know" Draco shrugged " I'm just thinking of the lies that have been told to me".
"Says he's gonna teach me just what fast is"
" He's gonna teach what?" Blaise gasps.
" You're just dirty minded" Hermione scoffs.
" I think we all are," Pansy adds.
" Then we like to admit" Ron nods.
"Say it's gonna be alright"
" Once he's destroyed your insides maybe" Draco says.
" Stop being disgusting," Narcissa snarls.
" Don't say that filth" Lucius grunts " I hate kids".
" And people wonder why I don't have kids" Snape shakes his head.
" Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City"
" The diet mountain dew line keeps repeating but doesn't serve any relevance to the verses" Hermione says.
" That's what you think" Harry adds.
" Yes it is," Hermione nods.
" Maybe it's an aesthetic" Harry brings up.
" Sounds like it would be one" Luna agrees.
"Never was there ever a girl so pretty"
" Like me" Ginny repeats.
" Just stop," Draco rolls his eyes.
" Like me" Ginny sings now.
" Yes, you are" Luna makes a heart with her fingers. Ginny does the same back to her.
"Do you think we'll be in love forever?"
"Do you think we'll be in love?"
" I hate this song" Snape blurts.
" Nice way to open up the conversation, Severus" Dumbledore smiles brightly.
" It's ok, I can imagine teenage girls listening to this in the halls" McGonagall mentions.
" I like it" Dumbledore nods acknowledging McGonagall " I would listen to this in my office".
" Then consider your office my death zone" Snape hissed.
" Same as me" Lucius raises his hands for acknowledgement.
" No one was acknowledging you" Dumbledore smiles in a sinister way " The conversation is between the righteous".
" Righteousness is a strong word to describe you" Bellatrix mutters.
"Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City"
"Can we hit it now low down and gritty"
" What does gritty mean?" Ron blurted as well. No one spoke at all. No one had anything to comment really and Ron didn't like how quiet it was getting.
" Showing-"
" Courage and resolve" Fred winked at Hermione " I'll let you answer your boyfriend later".
" Boyfriend?" Hermione turned red and rolled her eyes.
"Do you think we'll be in love forever?"
"Do you think we'll be in love?"
" No comment" Pansy whispered.
"Let's take Jesus off the dashboard"
" For what?" Draco seems confused. " He's cool".
"Got enough on his mind"
" The sinners, yeah" Ron laughs to himself.
" We both know just what we're here for"
"Saved too many times"
" Cause people like you sin too many times" Draco points at Harry.
" Him?" Sirius cackles " Point to your whole entire family".
" Especially her" Ron points to Bellatrix " The amount of families she's broken and murders she's committed. She doesn't even love her neighbor".
" I HATE MY NEIGHBOR" Bellatrix screamed " AND PUT THAT DIRTY FINGER AWAY".
" So unchristian of you" Hermione gasped.
" MUDDY BITCH"
"Maybe I like this roller coaster"
"Maybe it keeps me high"
" Lung cancer," Hermione commented.
" I like being high," Fred admits.
" You like admitting to the use of drugs while underage" Narcissa glares at him.
" I guess we do," George smirked.
"Maybe the speed it brings me closer"
"I could sparkle up your eye"
" It's actually hard to as they say 'rizz' me up" Draco smirks.
" Never say that in your life" Hermione threatened him.
" I'm not listening to a mud-muggle," Draco says agitated.
"Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City"
"Never was there ever a girl so pretty"
" There comes the chorus again," Narcissa sighs.
"Do you think we'll be in love forever?"
"Do you think we'll be in love?"
" The chorus that I frankly still can't figure out" Pansy says " I just don't like the song".
" And that's you" Luna smiles.
" You just like all the weird songs" Pansy snarls.
"Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City"
"Can we hit it now low down and gritty?"
"Do you think we'll be in love forever?"
"Do you think we'll be in love?"
" The chorus is just there" Neville shrugs.
" I still need to figure out why it's called diet mountain dew," Lupin bit his fingers.
" Bad habit" Sirius aggressively hits Lupin's back " All better".
" You wanted to kill me?" Lupin gasps for air.
" In other ways" Sirius smirked.
" Wolfstar confirmed?" Ginny smirked at them.
" I clearly have a wonderful wife in my future so no," Lupin smiled.
"You're no good for me"
" For real" Draco says " No girl in Hogwarts is good for me".
" That's disrespectful to my headcanon" Loki rolled her eyes jokingly.
" Fuck your headcanon, I don't care" Draco spat.
Loki gasped and just glared at him.
" Watch your language," Narcissa scolded him.
" What she and he said" Pansy snaps her fingers.
"Baby, you're no good for me"
" Repetition plays a whole role in this song," Ron giggles.
" Seems like most of her songs are like that" Harry says " Less lyrics".
"You're no good for me"
"But baby, I want you, I want you"
" Let him go, girl" Sirius yells while beating his seat handle " Raise your standards".
" That's what Hermione needs to do" George whispers.
" I heard that" Hermione stares at them " I have good standards".
" That's what Satan wants you to believe" Fred says randomly.
" Satan?" Ginny and Hermione repeat at the same time.
" The enemy" George covers his hand and points to Draco.
" I can see you," Draco sneers.
" No, you can't" George pats his head " Gel".
"You're no good for me"
"Baby, you're no good for me"
"You're no good for me"
" Wait, these were the first verses of the song" Neville recognizes.
" Yeah, they were.." Harry looks around.
" It's a song" Hermione says " That's how songs are".
"But baby, I want you, I want you, I want you"
" Stand up," Ginny yells.
" That's what a lot of people need to do" George sighs " They just give in".
" Exactly" Dumbledore nods " There has been too much just giving in".
" Everyone will give in to me, I promise that" Bellatrix snickers.
" Keep your master plans to yourself" McGonagall worriedly glares at her.
" Nah" Bellatrix declines.
"Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City"
"Never was there ever a girl so pretty"
" How long is this song?" Pansy yawns.
" Rude," Neville muttered.
" 3 minutes ish" Loki answers.
" I'll take a nap" Pansy snuggles into the chair.
" Very rude," Hermione mutters.
"Do you think we'll be in love forever?"
"Do you think we'll be in love?"
" OH MY GOD" Fred screams, scaring the quiet crowd.
"WHAT?" Ginny screams back holding her heart. McGonagall was also clenching her chest.
" Angelina is so pretty," Fred announces.
" Bruh" Draco just sits back down.
" It's the fact that she is not," Pansy mumbles.
" Still awake?" Blaise looks at her " And you're also wrong".
" You-" McGonagall sits back down with an angry face.
" Idiots" Snape tells Lucius.
" It makes me understand why I can't be a teacher" Lucius sighs " I would murder".
"So unnecessary" Ginny shakes her head.
" No, it was necessary, sis" George winks.
" We needed to wake up the crowd" Fred raises his hands.
" Which you surely did," Sirius smiles.
" In an unmannerly way" Narcissa sneers.
" It's about time you beat the kid up" Bellatrix whispers to Narcissa.
" Planning my death aren't you?" Narcissa looks up to Bellatrix.
"Baby, stoppin' at 7-Eleven"
" The drop and a small voice change was really cute" Luna smiles " Did you notice?"
" Yes-" Neville nods crazy " I like the song".
" Don't lie," Ron whispers.
" Don't change his mind" Luna whispered dangerously.
" Yes ma'am"
"There in his white Pontiac heaven"
" What is that?" Neville asks.
" I'd also like to know," Luna says.
"Do you think we'll be in love forever?"
"Do you think we'll be in love?"
" More chorus coming up" Loki shouted.
"Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City"
"Never was there ever a girl so pretty"
"Do you think we'll be in love forever?"
"Do you think we'll be in love?"
" I personally like Melanie Martinez and Lana del rey" Luna whispers.
" We could tell," Sirius tells her.
" Maybe you will like Taylor Swift," Loki suggests.
" Who?" Luna repeats.
" I'll show y'all another time" Loki smiles.
"Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City"
"Can we hit it now low down and gritty?"
"Do you think we'll be in love forever?"
"Do you think we'll be in love?"
" Kind of makes me think it's an American country song" Hermione notices.
" She's American but this doesn't fall under country" Loki tells her.
" I was close," Hermione shrugs.
" Closer than a deer range" Loki mutters.
" What is a deer range?" Ginny's eyes widened.
" A random thought that I said out loud" Loki chuckles.
"You're no good for me"
" More of the same lyrics," Harry points out.
"Baby, you're no good for me"
"You're no good for me"
"But baby, I want you, I want"
" You want nothing" Ginny corrects her " Stand up".
" Feminism," Hermione yelled.
" No, I hate the muggles," Bellatrix spits.
" You've made that clear," Narcissa says to her.
"You're no good for me"
"Baby, you're no good for me"
"You're no good for me"
"But baby, I want you, I want"
" She's delusional," Sirius says.
" Like me," Harry points to himself.
" If you're not delusional, do you even have a life?" Ginny laughed.
" Delusion is the solution for the mentally ill people" Draco mumbled.
" Heard that and I totally agree" Ginny whispered to him.
"You're no good for me"
"Baby, you're no good for me"
"You're no good for me"
"But baby, I want you, I want"
* Clip ends*
" That reminds me, I was reading the infamous Filthy Wattpad book" Loki tells them.
" Oh my God" Hermione grabs her curls " What is it about?"
" Draco x an original character that is your half sister. Haven't finished it but why am I surprised when it is disgusting. Like I have read A03 and shit but something about this makes my stomach jerk and I don't know why" Loki shakes her head as if it was a bad memory.
" Of course it's me" Draco rolls his eyes "and a Granger".
" Probably a mud-"
" Pretty sure Lucille is half blood but I just decided to share that" Loki smiles.
" Lucille?" Hermione repeats.