Conan's POV
Ash: Conan! I just saw about the blizzard! U safe?
Me: I'm fine.
Ash: y arent u sleeping
Me: cant.
Ash: because?
Me: just met a girl
Ash: *insert sighing here*
Me: shes really prettyyyyy ahhhhh
Ash: u say that about everybody. go to sleep.
Me: no but shes different.
Ash: u say that about everybody.
Me: bae, I'm serious rn. we actually interacted
Ash: woahhhhhh!
Me: dont use that sarcastic tone with me u little-
Ash: please tell me u had an actual conversation
Me: multiple. she's a new friend now :)
Ash: please tell me she doesnt have a boyfriend
Me: i dont know.
Ash: U DONT KNOW?!
Me: doubt that she does
Ash: woah no need 2 dis her! yikes, i though u like this girl
Me: i do like this girl, i meant it more like... she wouldn't have agreed to have slept in my bed with me if she did have a guy!
Ash: SORRY WHAAAAA?????
Ash: That escalated quickly
Ash: please tell me ur joking-
Me: lol- nah, she got stuck in the hotel during the blizzard, and the hotel's all booked out
Ash: ANNNNDDDDD????
Me: I overheard her convo with the receptionist about being stuck after just coming back from my concert. she was full-on crying
Ash: so she's in ur bed HOW?!?!
Me: I went got a coffee with her. shes super sweet and not obsessive i swear on my life. I'm letting her stay with me tonight.
Ash: erm- Conan- im still so lost
Me: she's sleeping on one half, im sleeping on the other.
Ash: oh ok lol- i though you'd decided that u were just gonna rebel all of the sudden hehe
Me: nah. I'll be safe too
Ash: its not ur safety im worried about.
Me: hardy har har ur SOOOO funny. No- I'm not a pervert.
Ash: don't go falling in luv bestie
Me: ill try ;)
Me: you'd love her. She ordered a double-shot mocha. A DOUBLE SHOT.
Ash: Ok- dayum.
Me: She was wearing a shirt with her own fanart of me on it 2 Ahhh!
Ash: ooh an artist and a coffee enthusiast! #girlboss
Me: I guess u could say her shirt's made of 'wife material'
Ash: why Con, y?!
Ash: i hate u so much
Ash: never talk to me again
Me: i luv u too <3
Ash: dont do anything stupid.
Me: I will <3
Ash: <3 <3 <3