Helluva boss x Male Reader (S...

By kyoto_judo

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You apply for I.M.P! Unknown to them you were a wanted criminal back when you were alive. As you're taking ou... More

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

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By kyoto_judo


Blitzo: Why is the walking blue waffle still in this fucking building?!

Verosika: Listen limp dick, I'm not staying here for you! I'm after that hunk Y/N! Fuck out of my studio!

While the two were arguing, you lean over to Millie while raising your eyebrow.

Y/N: What's the deal with those two?

Millie: Oh they use to date, but apparently Blitzo left her one day to pay the hotel room, max out her credit cards and-

Blitzo: Not you too Millie!

Loona: Da-Blitzo! We got two new clients.

Blitzo: Two clients? For me?

Moxxie: Sir I think to get the most out of it, maybe me and Millie should go for one and Y/N can take care of the other target.

Blitzo: Sounds wonderful, Y/N here's the file for the bitch.

Moments later you spawn back on earth with some weapons in tow as well. You decided to keep the Glock while also bring a shotgun. Can't be dealing with fist fights all the time, time is money. Your next target happened to be the some woman named Rose Marshal, she's a CEO for some secret company that's been experimenting on random civilians left and right. The targets have been random so there is no telling who she's after next. There were others before you that attempted to assassinate her but failed. Some have reported that it was one individual in some sort of armor. Needless to say you decided to avoid a fight and just put a bullet on the woman's head quickly. Currently you're crawling through the vents that somehow were big enough for you to crawl.

Y/N: I find it kind of odd that they didn't think someone could just open up the hatch outside and climb in here...

As you were commenting about the shitty security this place has, the vent under breaks open and you fall down. An alarm goes off as multiple security guards surround you, you take out your Glock and start shooting them.

Y/N: Come on guys do yourselves a favor and go back to whichever vagina you came out of!

You kill five more guards while putting another in a headlock. You land a side kick to another guard and shoot the guard that was wrapped around your arm. You bring out your shot gun and shoot another guard, about to aim for another one until you realized there wasn't anymore guards.

Y/N: That was way too easy...what's the catch?

The catch? The shotgun getting shot out of your hands. You jump back and notice one guy holding a blue handgun walking towards you with a stern look in his eyes.

Y/N: Look man I don't have time for this. Point me to the direction of this Rose lady and I'll let you live.

???: Sorry but I would like to keep my salary. Let's make this quick.

You take out your Glock and pull the trigger but just hear clicking. You lock back the slide and check that there are no more bullets.

Y/N: Oh great...

The bodyguard takes out a blue device with a grey handle and presses the button on it.

ASSAULT BULLET!

Y/N: Wait, armored individual...oh shit.

As you say that, the other guy slides open the device and inserts it inside the gun.

OVERRISE! KAMEN RIDER! KAMEN RIDER!

???: Henshin.

SHOT RISE! Ready, Go!

You see a blue holographic wolf running towards the rider and assembles in pieces of armor.

ASSAULT WOLF! No chance of surviving.

Y/N: Vulcan huh? You're using your upgrade form to start off?

Vulcan: Shooting wolf is just an incomplete prototype armor, I don't have time for a build up. The boss pays well so I want to finish things quickly.

Y/N: And the others wondered why I went rogue...alright time to die you bootleg hellhound!

Vulcan: Hellhound?

You dash towards Vulcan and landed a right cross before grabbing his left arm and knee him in the ribs. That didn't seem to have an effect on him because he just grabbed the back of your jacket and tossed you aside before bringing out his weapon of choice.

Attaché Shotgun!

Y/N: Oh come on!

You dash towards the end of the hallway while being shot at, one almost getting you by the shoulder. You slide behind a wall and you try to bring out your shotgun to even the odds but as you point the gun at Vulcan, the opposing rider shoots the gun off your hands.

Y/N: That's some gun you got there Vulcan, haven't had to reload in a while.

Vulcan: That's the beauty about the weaponry that A.I.M.S provides. No reloading required, and enough power to blow a hole in your chest.

Y/N: You won't get that chance, you won't be quick enough to pull the trigger.

You pull up your left sleeve a little to reveal a watch.

You press the button as it's about to start its sequence.

START UP

The timer on your watch starts counting down from ten as you get up and rush towards Vulcan while looking like he's frozen in place. You throw multiple punches towards his body before going behind him and stabbing him in the kidney with a knife you had. You take it out and go back up front to stick the knife towards his lung while uppercutting him and landing a right hook to the jaw. You see the timer with five seconds left so you decided to finish him off.

Y/N: Rider kick!

You run towards Vulcan and jump in the air while doing a front flip. Vulcan tries to aim his shotgun at you but you land an axe kick at his face and breaks the right side of the mask. You gracefully land back on the floor while letting the watch finish its countdown.

3...2...1...TIME OUT.

Vulcan grunts before falling on the floor on his back. You squat down next to him and rip off the driver off his waist, returning him to his normal wardrobe.

Y/N: Well I'll be damned, didn't think it was that easy to remove a driver belt.

Vulcan: That speed, how did you-

Y/N: Oh that? Pretty neat right? It's the Axel watch that I took from Faiz when I killed him. Had to have a trophy from the other riders I took out.

Vulcan: How many? How many did you kill?

Y/N: Riders? Just two, Faiz and G3. Although  I almost took out Build but he managed to escape but not without dropping a couple of his bottles. Still haven't got them to work with me yet.

Vulcan: You...you won't get away with this you fucker.

Y/N: Yes I will, I'll make you the messenger. You tell Zi-O, you let everyone know, they come after me, I'll be waiting for them in hell.

You pick up the attaché shotgun from the floor and aim the gun at Vulcan's knees. He looks up at you with fear in his eyes but you shrug it off and pull the trigger.

*back in hell*

You open the door to the office and enter inside to see M&M just sucking each others faces off while Blitzo was playing with his horses. Loona walks in behind you with a small smile on her face.

Loona: Oh hey you're back.

Y/N: Yeah, there was a small hiccup in the way but the lady was just sitting there on her chair. Didn't even give her the chance to open her mouth, just shot through it.

Blitzo: It's about time you finished. What, were you wanking it before returning back here?

Y/N: Uh no

You put down the Shotriser driver that you took from Vulcan as well as his shotgun.

Y/N: Had to make sure I took something as a trophy.

Blitzo: Oh good, that means I don't have to lend you anymore guns. What happen to the ones I gave you?

Y/N: Uhhh...

Blitzo: That's coming out of your paycheck dipshit!

Nice, now that that's done I'm gonna get back to mha zero-one. Who knows when that's gonna publish but hopefully soon!

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