《 soobin and yeonjun's chat 》
yeonjun :
SOOBIN I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
soobin :
WHAT HAPPENED ??
yeonjun :
BEOMGYU IS SPAMMING ME IN OUR PRIVATE CHAT
soobin :
WHAT IS HE SAYING ?????
yeonjun :
HE'S TRYING TO GET ME TO TALK
soobin :
BLOCK HIM
yeonjun :
REALLY?
soobin :
YEAH BLOCK HIM. I PROMISE ILL TALK TO HIM TODAY. I'VE ALREADY SENT HIM A TEXT INVITING HIM OVER
yeonjun :
GOOD. CAN WE STOP WITH THE CAPS LOCK NOW?
soobin :
YEAH SORRY
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@itzhyukka who was it?
↪@lookateeznutz yeonjun
@soobread in my defense i told him to block you
↪@lookateeznutz WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
↪@soobread BC I PANICKED
↪@lookateeznutz WITH WHAT??
↪@soobread dunno for some reason I don't seem to remember 🤩🤩
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《 yeonjun unblock me 》
beomgyu :
CHOI YEONJUN
UNBLOCK ME BITCH
yeonjun :
when life gives you lemons
taehyun:
omg, he's broken
beomgyu :
WHY DID SOOBIN TELL YOU TO BLOCK ME????
yeonjun :
2 baddies 2 baddies 1 porsche
beomgyu :
SOOBIN EXPLAIN PLS?????
soobin :
yeonjun doesn't know how to deal with stress very well
kai :
why is he stressed?
soobin :
...
it's all my fault
taehyun :
why?
soobin :
I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT GUYS PLS GIMMIE A FEW HOURS UNTIL I'M READY TO TALK
beomgyu :
OK IN A FEW HOURS I'LL ASK YOU THEN 😤
soobin :
THANKS
beomgyu :
in the meantime, i'll create fake accounts to spam yeonjun
yeonjun :
like a stickah stickah
taehyun :
i can't believe yeonjun sings nct songs when he's under pressure
yeonjun :
whi whi plash
kai :
ok so let's change the subject here and talk about Ben my beautiful and perfect crush
taehyun :
oh no pls
kai :
i wrote a poem for him and i hope taehyun will show him
taehyun :
i won't show it
kai :
i'll start
*coughs*
yeonjun :
mom, pick me up pls, he's pretending to cough over text
kai :
you're the apple of my eye
the apple to my jongho
the apple of my life
the fork to my knife
taehyun :
my eyes are already bleeding
kai :
but please don't kill me
because then you'll go to jail
you're the prettiest man in the world
you surpass the beauty scale
soobin :
pls make him stop
kai :
even if you don't believe it,
you look so much better than you think
and i know exterior beauty isn't all
but when i look at you, i don't even dare to blink
yeonjun :
inspiring
kai :
because if i do
it's one less second i got to appreciate you
and that, bb, i can't lose
because you, Ben, are my muse
beomgyu :
pls stop
kai :
when you walk into a room
the whole place changes colors
and i bet all my money on how you brighten everyone's days
even if it means i'll have to pay a million dollars
beomgyu :
i can't read this anymore
kai :
and you might think that being funny is your only strength
but every time i talk to you, you glow.
ben, you're so much more
than the world will ever know
beomgyu :
he isn't
kai :
you're nice, you're beautiful, you're gentle
but at the top of that you're special
because i've never met someone as caring as you
and i'm so proud to have a friend like you
beomgyu :
I GIVE UP
beomgyu :
ITS ME KAI
beomgyu :
BEN IS ME
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
kai :
ha ha do you think you can fool me
beomgyu :
I AM NOT LYING
taehyun :
he isn't lying kai...
kai :
and i'm spiderman
beomgyu :
I HAVE PROOF
kai :
for instance?
beomgyu :
A PICTURE OF ME AND TAEHYUN KISSING
kai :
wtf, why do you have a picture of ben and taehyun kissing, that's incest eww
beomgyu :
IT'S ME KAI, BEN DOESN'T EXIST, AND TAEHYUN HAS 0 FAMILY IN THE STATES. ITS ME
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ME
i'm so sorry
kai :
...
kai :
beomgyu
beomgyu :
yeah?
kai :
beomgyu :
what?
kai :
beomgyu think for a little
beomgyu :
i don't get it
kai :
RE-READ THE WHOLE DAMN POEM I JUST WROTE
i know it took me like 2 minutes to write that shit but i thought it would be pretty self-explanatory and obvious
beomgyu :
i still don't get it
kai :
it's because even tho you're caring and gentle and special, YOU'RE ALSO VERY DUMB. READ IT AGAIN
beomgyu :
i'm so confused
kai :
oh my god
ok, I'll say it
THE POEM WAS FOR YOU, DUMBASS
I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN YOU WERE BEN
beomgyu :
WHAT?
kai :
yea and i'm kinda hurt you guys tried to hide it from me for so long even after my thousands of attempts to make you confess
beomgyu :
i'm so sorry kai
kai :
it's okay, I've been playing you this whole time too so I also apologize
kai :
but all i wanted to say was that you're beautiful and funny and you shouldn't care about what other people think of you
beomgyu :
kai🥺🥺🥺
kai :
i know, you love me and i love you too.
it's a pleasure to have a friend like you.
beomgyu :
i'm going to cry
but you can stop with the rhymes now tho
kai :
BITCH DONT CRY
i'll let molang hug you
beomgyu :
that's making me want to cry even more
taehyun :
can't believe this little child fooled us all
yeonjun :
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!!!!
I KNEW IT!!!
I FREAKING KNEW HUENING KAI WAS JOKING
beomgyu :
whAT
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
yeonjun :
i know kai better than any of you because since i found out we had the same major on the fourth of March (when this chat was created), i started to hang out with him all the time AND HE'S NEVER TALKED ABOUT BEN. NEVER
yeonjun :
and we talked about his summer crush, the guy he wouldn't shut up about in April, and the girl that broke his heart
kai:
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT GIRL
yeonjun:
yea yea i'm sorry
but what i wanted to say was that he always talks about his crushes when he has one. And he NEVER spoke a word about ben/beomgyu to me. He knew they were the same person all along and wanted to force you guys to tell him the truth by having this weird obsession with ben
kai :
i kinda thought my plan was flawless ngl
i didn't know you were that smart
yeonjun :
BITCH I AM
and you can ask soobin, i've told him before that I thought you were joking
soobin :
very true
beomgyu :
okay but how come isn't yeonjun shocked to know i'm ben?
yeonjun :
i-
CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEWIN GUM
taehyun :
oh no, he's singing nct again
beomgyu :
yeonjun, tell me the truth.
soobin :
I'LL SAY IT
soobin :
HE ISN'T SURPRISED BECAUSE HE ALREADY KNEW.
I TOLD HIM.
beomgyu :
WHAT ??????
soobin :
IM SO SORRY. IT WAS YESTERDAY AND IT WAS BY MISTAKE. I DIDN'T MEAN TO, I SWEAR
beomgyu :
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
soobin :
I WAS GOING TO.
TODAY
IN-PERSON
beomgyu :
WAS THAT WHY YOU INVITED ME OVER?
soobin :
yeah.....
beomgyu :
YOU SAID YOU MISSED ME
soobin :
I DO
but i also wanted to break the news to you
i'm sorry
beomgyu :
so that's why yeonjun was being weird with me?
yeonjun :
yeah
beomgyu :
why were you weird?
do i look that ugly to you?
yeonjun :
no bitch
it's actually the opposite
beomgyu :
really?????
yeonjun :
yea it was kinda intimidating...
beomgyu :
REALLY???
YEONJUN!! I FELT THE SAME!!
yeonjun :
what?
beomgyu :
I FELT THE SAME THE FIRST TIME I SAW A PICTURE OF YOU
yeonjun :
BUT YOU SAID YOU HATED ME
AND MY PINK HAIR
beomgyu :
I FREAKING LOVED YOUR PINK HAIR
yeonjun :
THEN WHY DID YOU LIE
beomgyu :
BC I WAS SO INTIMIDATED BY YOU
CUZ YOU LOOKED SO COOL
and for some reason my first instinct was to attack you
yeonjun :
are you fr?
beomgyu :
i am
why do you think i'm always bothering you?
yeonjun :
so let me get this straight,
you bother me not because you hate me, but because you find me cool and want to be friends with me.
beomgyu :
yeah
yeonjun :
i...
i also find you cool
beomgyu :
YOU DO?
yeonjun :
yea that's why i always let you bother me
beomgyu :
yeonjun
yeonjun :
yes?
beomgyu
do you wanna play mario kart with me today at soobin's house?
yeonjun :
i'd love to
beomgyu :
are you free rn?
yeonjun :
yes
beomgyu :
ok, see you in an hour?
yeonjun :
deal
beomgyu is offline
yeonjun is offline
soobin :
did they just agree to hang out in my house without my permission?
taehyun :
i think letting them in is an opportunity to apologize
kai :
i agree with taehyun
soobin :
you're right 😭
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Hiii, I don't know if anyone noticed but I put their names bold in this chapter because I wanted to see what you guys prefer
examples:
beomgyu :
hiii
beomgyu :
hii
I want to upload this story in AO3 too and I noticed it's easier to read when the names are in bold, so I need some feedback to see if I change it or not haha
And btw, the end of this story is near *cries* Hope everyone has a great day !!