《 soobin and yeonjun's chat 》
soobin :
hi baby
can i come over after class?
yeonjun :
sure but changbin will be here
soobin :
oh nvm, something came up🤩🤩
yeonjun :
liar
you're still scared of him aren't you?
soobin :
are you going to be mad if i say yes
yeonjun :
no
soobin :
then yeah i'm scared of him
yeonjun :
what am i gonna do with you soobin......
soobin :
you're gonna cuddle me to sleep.
in my apartment.
not yours
yeonjun :
oh, so you wanna hang out in your apartment then?
soobin :
yea
yeonjun :
do you want me to bring the wii?
soobin :
isn't changbin gonna me mad?
yeonjun :
probably
soobin :
then no
yeonjun :
meh, i'll bring it anyway
soobin :
dummy
btw what do you think about kai's weird crush?
yeonjun :
kinda weird, i'm not sure if he's joking or not
soobin :
maybe he just feels lonely now that we're all dating.
we should invite him to play wii with us today
yeonjun :
oh so now you want me to bring changbin's wii
soobin :
yea but don't tell him it's for me pls i'm scared of him
yeonjun :
ok i texted kai and he says he's in
soobin :
good, maybe we can try and distract him from his weird crush.
at this point i just feel bad for taehyun's cousin
yeonjun :
yea i bet kai keeps spamming taehyun about it
soobin :
yea and he forces him to answer
srly why beomgyu of all people?
he could've just had a crush on a random guy in his school, it would be easier
yeonjun :
i'm sorry baby but what
soobin :
what do you mean what
OH
OH FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
yeonjun :
soobin WHAT THE FUCK?????
soobin :
yeonjun baby i typed it wrong ahahah i meant Ben
yeonjun :
BISH DO YOU REALLY THINK IM GONNA BELIEVE THAT AFTER YOU SAID FUCK FIVE TIMES????????
soobin :
OKAY IM SORRY
FUCK IM SUCH A BAD FRIEND
YEONJUN HE CAN'T KNOW YOU KNOWS,
HE'LL KILL ME
yeonjun :
so... you're saying...that guy is... beomgyu...??
soobin :
T^T
yeonjun :
ANSWER ME
soobin :
WHY DO YOU NEED ME TO ANSWER IF YOU ALREADY KNOW ?
yeonjun :
I CANT BELIEVE THIS
no
no
no
soobin :
i'm such a bad friend
yeonjun :
i've been imagining him as sponge bob this whole time, i can't believe he looks like that
soobin :
WHY SPONGE BOB
yeonjun :
CUZ HE ANNOYS ME
AND SO DOES BEOMGYU
soobin :
he's gonna kill me
yeonjun :
NO, CALM DOWN
soobin :
do you realize that asking me to calm down ISNT GOING TO MAKE ME CALM DOWN
yeonjun :
IM SORRY BABY
soobin :
WHAT DO WE DO?
yeonjun :
we have to tell him
soobin :
NO, HE'S GONNA FREAK OUT AND DISAPPEAR
yeonjun :
THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
soobin :
just pretend you don't know anything
yeonjun :
i-
soobin :
YEONJUN PROMISE ME YOURE GOING TO PRETEND YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO
yeonjun :
I PROMISE
soobin :
GOOD
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yeonjun @choi_yeonjun tweeted
no comments, just head empty
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replies :
@itzhyukka what's wrong dad?
↪@choi_yeonjun i think a piece of my soul just left my body
↪@itzhyukka do you wanna talk about it?
↪@choi_yeonjun no thank you. in fact, i'm not allowed to
@soobread yeonjun won't you be a good boyfriend and answer my private messages?🥰🥰🥰🥰
↪@choi_yeonjun i opened them and i regretted it instantly
@lookateeznutz aww SpongeBob I love him!
↪@choi_yeonjun of course YOU love SpongeBob 😭😭
↪@lookateeznutz what is that supposed to mean?
@kangtae bish is u ok?
↪@choi_yeonjun never been happier
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《 petition to kill spongebob 》
kai :
guys pls someone help yeonjun, he's acting weird
taehyun :
elaborate
kai :
i just left soobin's apartment bc they invited me to play wii .
and yeonjun was quiet the entire time, it was weird
taehyun :
maybe he's regretting dating soobin bc he is traumatized by the cat pictures he sends
soobin :
excuse you, my boyfriend loves my cat photos
yeonjun :
are you guys gossiping about me?
kai :
yea i was calling you weird
yeonjun :
why am i weird?
kai :
cuz you were awfully quiet this afternoon and i'm not used to it
taehyun :
did something happen?
yeonjun :
no
gyu :
hi guys
taehyun :
hi baby
yeonjun :
HI BEOMGYU
soobin :
i-
kai :
now he's greeting beomgyu in caps lock?
taehyun :
yeonjun is your evil twin typing rn?
soobin :
nahhhh guys he's fineee
yeonjun :
taehyun :
is he?
beomgyu :
i always knew yeonjun was my fan
yeonjun :
the weather looks nice
kai :
did he just ignore what beomgyu said
taehyun :
oh no yeonjun what did soobin do to you?
soobin :
HEY I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
RIGHT BABE?
yeonjun :
taehyun :
oh no, he switched to plankton now
kai :
yeonjun do you want me to go back to soobin's apartment so i can save you
yeonjun :
no
beomgyu :
i think he might have hurt his head or smth
yeonjun :
HI BEOMGYU
LOOKING GOOD TODAY
I MEAN, YOUR TWITTER PROFILE IS LOOKING AWESOME
beomgyu :
...
soobin :
...
taehyun :
...
kai :
...
soobin :
i just took his phone out of his hands
taehyun :
now grab him and take him to the doctor
kai :
guys, can we talk about important matters now? school year is almost ending and i wanna meet you alllll
soobin :
i'm down anytime cuz i'm finished with my exams
taehyun :
my last exam is tomorrow so i'm also down
beomgyu :
haha maybe in the future yes
kai :
BEOMGYU DON'T RUIN MY DREAM
beomgyu :
i'll try lalala
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《 beomgyu and taehyun's chat 》
taehyun :
have you talked to my sister?
beomgyu :
not yet. did the lawyer say something?
taehyun :
yes, he's taking your case
beomgyu :
REALLY????
taehyun :
but it's going to be a messy ass journey. are you ready for it?
beomgyu :
i'm ready
taehyun :
good
we'll meet her tomorrow after class
beomgyu :
ok
get home fast i wanna watch Barbie
taehyun :
okok, i'll buy popcorn in the way
beomgyu :
that's why i love you