Chad-@prettyboychad
Ethan-@prettyboyethan
Mindy-@revisingmylist
Anika-@dumpsterfire
Quinn-@sexpositive
Sam-@therapyqueen
Tara-@tarantula
Wes-@mommasboy
Amber-@amburnt
Liv-@livlaughlove
Vince-@homobutphobic
the gays
homobutphobic-sup gays
homobutphobic-i'm so bored
therapyqueen-no literally, I've been staring at my wall for the past 10 minutes
homobutphobic-Sam, get therapy
tarantula-she's tried
prettyboychad-all of her therapists ghosted her
mommasboy- I-
homobutphobic-LMAOOO
therapyqueen-choke on a dick, all of you
tarantula-no thank you :)
sexpositive-I'd rather not
revisingmylist-I'll pass
dumpsterfire-I have better plans
prettyboyethan-gladly will
prettyboychad-get over here then
tarantula-don't have sex! I wanna play a game!
sexpositive-I agree with Tara
prettyboychad-what could possibly be so fun about this game that I have to wait to get head?
dumpsterfire-we can learn secrets about each other
mommasboy-oooo
tarantula-we kinda planned this ahead of time
therapyqueen-I wasn't apart of this plan
therapyqueen-what game?
sexpositive-basically 21 questions except we just ask each other questions
dumpsterfire-pleading the fifth is not an option
homobutphobic-god damn it
prettyboychad-I plead the fifth! *in Nick Cannons voice*
prettyboyethan-I love wild n out
revisingmylist-Chad, did you put him on?
prettyboychad-nope, I didn't even know he liked that show
revisingmylist-I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE
revisingmylist-ETHAN, CAN WE WATCH WILD N OUT TOGETHER LATER?
prettyboyethan-YES!!
revisingmylist-DC young fly is my favorite
prettyboyethan-I love hitman holla, he's so fine
mommasboy-the gays are bonding
revisingmylist-justina is mommy
prettyboyethan-I'd let Nick Cannon hit
tarantula-can we play the game nowwww
prettyboyethan-fine.
therapyqueen-who's going first??
revisingmylist-I am, I don't care
tarantula-alrightttt
revisingmylist-vince, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
prettyboychad-easy answer, Richie was a shitty killer
sexpositive-shitty ass brother too
prettyboyethan-PREACHHH!!
sexpositive-hate that guy
therapyqueen-how would you know that he was a shitty brother?
prettyboyethan-because he was our shitty brother
prettyboychad-WHAT
dumpsterfire-HOLY SHIT
mommasboy-PLOTTT TWISTTT
mommasboy-his gay ass couldn't even kill me
mommasboy-shitty ass guy
therapyqueen-you guys fr?
sexpositive-yeah and I'm so sorry for not telling you guys sooner, we were just scared that you guys would hate us because we're related to him
dumpsterfire-don't be sorry, I understand why you would be scared
tarantula-no one's mad at you, I promise
therapyqueen-it's okay, I still love you the same
sexpositive-I love you too
prettyboyethan-you guys don't hate us?
revisingmylist-of course not
prettyboychad-I love you, always will
prettyboyethan-I love you too, always will
mommasboy-awwww, the gays are so cute
prettyboyethan-kys
homobutphobic-can I answer the question now?
revisingmylist-of fucking course
homobutphobic-I convinced him to not kill me if we fucked
homobutphobic-so we fucked and he slightly hurt me so Amber didn't get suspicious
tarantula-what
revisingmylist-what.
mommasboy-WHAT.
prettyboyethan-YOU FUCKED MY INSANE AND DEAD BROTHER?!
homobutphobic-ONLY SO I WOULDN'T DIE!
dumpsterfire-why was that your immediate ultimatum?!
homobutphobic-because he was trying to fuck weeks before my attempted murder so I knew he'd comply
sexpositive-WOAH
sexpositive-RICHIE LIKED DICK?!
therapyqueen-I HAD THE SAME QUESTION
sexpositive-I FORGOT YOU FUCKED MY BROTHER
therapyqueen-OMG I FUCKED YOUR BROTHER
revisingmylist-Sam's a family hopper
therapyqueen-die die die
sexpositive-be nice to Mindy
revisingmylist-thank you Quinn
sexpositive-ofc <3
dumpsterfire-moving on, Vince, ask the next question
homobutphobic-Mindy, what's the biggest lie that you've told Chad?
tarantula-WOAHHH
prettyboyethan-lemme hear you say uh ohhh
dumpsterfire-UH OHHHH
mommasboy-answer Mindy
prettyboychad-yeah, answer Mindy
revisingmylist-uhhh
therapyqueen-drum roll pleaseee
dumpsterfire-🥁🥁🥁
revisingmylist-I lied about not having sex on his bed
dumpsterfire-WOAHHHH
prettyboychad-YOU HAD SEX ON MY BED?!
revisingmylist-it was the only one open at the party, someone was in my room!
prettyboychad-who the fuck was it with?!
revisingmylist-uhhh Liv before you got together...
tarantula-THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
prettyboychad-WHAT THE FUCK
homobutphobic-not sure what I was expecting but it definitely wasn't that
dumpsterfire-thank you for supplying us some entertainment
revisingmylist-I hate all of you
homobutphobic-it's your turn to ask a question again ig
prettyboychad-Mindy, we're having a talk later
mommasboy-OOOO
revisingmylist-uhm, okay, yeah okay
revisingmylist-well uh, Tara, have you ever cheated on someone?
therapyqueen-there's no way, she's too sweet for that
mommasboy-Tara is just an innocent girl, she wouldn't cheat on someone
tarantula-I cheated on Amber with Liv
mommasboy-I stand corrected
prettyboychad-why has everyone fucked my ex!
tarantula-it was either her or Wes and Wes is gay
mommasboy-I like dick
tarantula-we knowww
tarantula-I just wanted to get a final stab at her before we officially broke up
sexpositive-THAT'S MY GIRL!
dumpsterfire-Tara is just that girl
homobutphobic-Liv is not only a homie hopper but also a family hopper
dumpsterfire-STOPPP
prettyboyethan-LMAOO
sexpositive-Vince gets funnier and funnier by the day
tarantula-Anika, how many bodies do you have?
mommasboy-oooooooo
mommasboy-dramaaaaa
dumpsterfire-shut up
revisingmylist-I would like to know this one
dumpsterfire-one and that's Mindy
revisingmylist-wait actually??
dumpsterfire-yes really
revisingmylist-I TOOK YOUR VIRGINITY AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME??
dumpsterfire-DIDN'T THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT
homobutphobic-the meeks twins both took their partner's virginity
prettynboychad-holy shit we did
revisingmylist-fuck yeah!
sexpositive-they got that rizz
prettyboyethan-it's called being hot
dumpsterfire-I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
tarantula-the meeks twins really do have W rizz tho
prettyboychad-you're feeding into my ego
prettyboyethan-like it's not already big enough
prettyboychad-hey!
dumpsterfire-I guess I'll go ahead and ask the next question
dumpsterfire-Quinn, what's your biggest turn on
therapyqueen-I would love to know if I don't already :)
tarantula-TEAAA
prettyboyethan-I don't wanna knowww
sexpositive-uh well
mommasboy-we're waiting Quinnnn
sexpositive-shut up Jack Frost
homobutphobic-LMAOOOO
mommasboy-kys Vince
homobutphobic-I love you too baby <3
sexpositive-I like hair pulling...
prettyboyethan-kinky son of a bitch
sexpositive-ohhh you're one to talk
prettyboychad-you really are, you have a knife kink
prettyboyethan-SHUT UP
homobutphobic-so do I little guy
therapyqueen-I'll make sure I remember that
tarantula-I'll do you a favor and stay somewhere else tonight
dumpsterfire-you're welcome to stay at mine and Mindy's place
tarantula-okay, thank you :)
sexpositive-thank you Tara, thank you Anika and Mindy
tarantula-yup :)
revisingmylist-just helping a horny friend out
dumpsterfire-anytime :)
sexpositive-Wes, have you ever faked an orgasm?
revisingmylist-this is actually a really good question
mommasboy-yes I have
prettyboyethan-with who!!
prettyboychad-Richie...
therapyqueen-THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER WTF
mommasboy-he offered to not kill me
if we fucked, I wasn't turning that down
mommasboy-he sucked at sex
homobutphobic-he really did
prettyboyethan-are you guys really bonding about fucking my brother?
mommasboy-yup
homobutphobic-pretty much
prettyboyethan-what the fuck
mommasboy-Chad, what's your kinkiest fantasy of Ethan?
dumpsterfire-OOOO
revisingmylist-this would be good to know for blackmail
tarantula-ruh roh!!
prettyboyethan-I wanna know
dumpsterfire-I'm sure you do
therapyqueen-everythings about sex when it comes to those two
revisingmylist-ofc it is. Chad is literally a sex addict and Ethan is also a sex addict.
sexpositive-and Ethan doubted me when I said sex was great
mommasboy-answerrrr Chaddd
tarantula-yeah, answer!!
prettyboychad-god damn it, fine
prettyboychad-I wanna have sex in a dressing room or bathroom in public..
revisingmylist-YOU ALREADY GOT HEAD IN A CHURCH BATHROOM
tarantula-not Chad being an expeditionist
mommasboy-both of them are kinky asf, it works out
prettyboychad-sho does :)
prettyboychad-last question because I gotta do something
prettyboyethan-I'm something :)
therapyqueen-did not need to know that
prettyboyethan-now you know :)
prettyboyethan-Sam, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
homobutphobic-WOAHHHH
tarantula-I WANNA KNOW!!
sexpositive-I also want to know!
mommasboy-spill!!
therapyqueen-12..
tarantula-12? YOU WERE 12?!
dumpsterfire-holy shit!!
prettyboychad-what the fuck! I was 16
sexpositive-you were sexually active at 12?!
dumpsterfire-I was still playing with dolls!
revisingmylist-I was looking at girls kissing at 12
mommasboy-same but with guys!
tarantula-that is insane
tarantula-Sam, you're grounded
A/N-my bad, i forgot i existed and had responsibilities. does anyone here actually watch 9-1-1? i wanna see if anyone would actually read a book about buddie if i made one.