MON JAN 20 5:34 P.M.
ME
Alhaitham
?
ME
the urge to punch something rn
Alhaitham
What's wrong?
ME
I just remembered something
Alhaitham
Ok?
ME
Remember the last day of the trip when we were up in the wee hours of the morning
Alhaitham
Which part?
ME
The one where we "had uninvited" guests in the room
Alhaitham
I remember all of it.
ME
mf why'd you ask which part
Alhaitham
It's fun picking on you
ME
pls
ANYWAYS
I DIDNT THINK YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS THAT NIGHT
Alhaitham
If this is what I think it is, then no I wasn't joking.
Took you long enough to put two and two together.
ME
I can't believe you casually mentioned you're studying three majors
I thought that was a dream
Alhaitham
🤷♂️
ME
I want to punch you rn
Alhaitham
Then do it.
No one is stopping you.
ME
You're so infuriating
Alhaitham
Not my fault you didn't take me seriously.
ME
Not my fault you got kidnapped
Alhaitham
Hey.
If we're going to be technical...
ME
no no no
You set yourself up
Not I
Alhaitham
The fly didn't send you any more pictures, did he?
ME
Oh he sent three
Alhaitham
...
ME
Why do you call Childe a little fly?
Alhaitham
He has nothing better to do than to annoy me when he has something against me.
ME
That would be more of a pest.
Alhaitham
That's an insult to them.
ME
He called you a stupid dumbass before.
Alhaitham
He's called me worse.
ME
Like you're any better than him
Alhaitham
I am by a long shot.
ME
You're talking mighty big there
Alhaitham
Didn't notice
ME
Okay but you do look cute in all of the pictures
Esp the one I showed you
Alhaitham
Delete them.
ME
I suddenly do not know what that button is
Alhaitham
Now you're the infuriating one.
ME
Then punch me
Alhaitham
I couldn't.
And I will never.
ME
what a gentleman, you're so sweet to me 🥹
Alhaitham
Yeah, yeah.
ME
Then don't get kidnapped again
(please do I want more pictures)
Alhaitham
Excuse you?
ME
AHAHAHAH
I mean... 🤷
Alhaitham
I suddenly forgot how to read.
ME
Don't steal my lines
Alhaitham
🤷♂️
ME
is there a reason you're triple majoring?
Alhaitham
It's easy.
ME
...
You're not okay
Alhaitham
I am.
Well, after the winter break I have been doing better.
ME
Sensing sad vibes
Alhaitham
And there you go with your robot side.
ME
?????
Alhaitham
It's okay I won't tell anyone.
Your secret is safe with me.
ME
Stop that
Alhaitham
Stop what?
ME
You know what I'm talking about
Alhaitham
I don't know how to read.
ME
stop gaslighting me
Alhaitham
I see scribbles.
ME
There's no way a triple major is gaslighting me
Alhaitham
Have you tried restarting the program?
ME
Shut up
Alhaitham
You're not following the instructions.
I think you're broken
ME
Apparently I am
because it took me too long to put two and two together
Alhaitham
Just follow the instructions and you'll be fixed in no time.
ME
who follows instructions anyways???
Alhaitham
They are there for your safety.
ME
yeeaaahhh
But it's quicker to take an easier route
Alhaitham
That's not safe.
ME
Not everything has to be by the rules yk
Alhaitham
And as I said, something dangerous always follows when people don't follow the rules.
ME
Blah blah blah
Alhaitham
Stop that.
ME
Stop what?
Alhaitham
...
ME
🤠
Alhaitham
You're the one that isn't okay.
ME
eh
it's fine
Alhaitham
Are you sure?
ME
Positive
ALSO
my loud mouth of a brother told my parents about you
Alhaitham
...
ME
Aren't you interested to hear what he said?
Alhaitham
No.
ME
SIR your reply was too quick
Alhaitham
Really? I didn't notice.
ME
He didn't say anything bad
Alhaitham
He's plotting something.
ME
My parents said they can't wait to meet you
Alhaitham
He's definitely plotting something.
ME
please don't fight him
Alhaitham
I won't.
(maybe)
ME
:| sir
Alhaitham
Ma'am.
ME
I'm sure the two of you will get along now
That funny thing is over now
Alhaitham
I think your little brother won't forgive me that easily.
ME
You could always bribe him
Alhaitham
Hm, if you say so.
ME
Oh by the way, did you see that altercation that happened about noon? It happened near the center of campus.
Alhaitham
No, I somehow ended up teaching a class and didn't get let out in time.
ME
Huh???
Alhaitham
It was a major headache.
I never want to do something like that again.
ME
wtf how did that happen?
Alhaitham
The professor tricked me.
ME
Ah.
I love professors
Alhaitham
Another reason I hate older people.
They act like they can change a person's personality with the snap of their fingers.
ME
You sound like a grandpa ranting
Alhaitham
Please don't compare me to a grandpa.
I already have someone who does.
ME
I'm sure you were a lovely teacher
Alhaitham
I hated every minute of it.
ME
I'm sure everyone loved you.
Alhaitham
You can drop the sarcasm act now, I can hear it through text.
ME
sarcasm??? what's that
Alhaitham
What altercation happened?
ME
Some girl was crying and then someone almost got in a fight because of it.
Alhaitham
I think I heard something about that today in my last class.
ME
I don't know how it happened or who they were
I keep to myself and tend not to waltz into other people's lives
Alhaitham
Says the one who threatened to text me from a new number if I blocked one.
ME
You texted me first so you were the one that waltzed into my life 🫵🫵🫵
Alhaitham
Fine, fine.
ME
I overheard it just a little bit, but apparently that girl was getting bullied or something.
Alhaitham
That sounds right. But that's her own problem.
ME
WHAT
💀💀💀
Alhaitham
What?
It's the truth.
ME
you're a block of ice
What if it was a serious problem?
Alhaitham
Her problem isn't my concern, and she's not my problem.
I have my own.
ME
Yeah?
Alhaitham
Yeah, I have a big problem on my hands.
It's you.
ME
idk if I should feel flattered or not
Alhaitham
Wasn't it your personal goal to always give me a headache?
ME
well yeah because I like annoying you
Alhaitham
You talk big over text but not in person.
ME
LOOK HERE
Alhaitham
I'm looking and I don't see you.
ME
🙄🙄🙄
Alhaitham
I wouldn't waste my time thinking about the scene you saw today. Probably just some girl refusing to accept her love getting denied or getting dumped.
In short, a waste of time for everyone that witnessed it.
ME
you won't dump me will you?
Alhaitham
That's a stupid question.
Don't ask that again.
ME
🫡
Alhaitham
Did anything else interesting happen today?
ME
No besides that it was a boring day.
Alhaitham
I hope the rest of my university days will be boring.
ME
What if you teach a class again?
Alhaitham
Not happening.
ME
says the triple major
Alhaitham
I want to have a quiet university life. My school life doesn't need to be acknowledged by others.
ME
You're not some background character
Alhaitham
Yes, I am.
ME
You're anything BUT THAT
You got kidnapped, remember??
Alhaitham
That has nothing with making me a main character.
ME
Yes it does.
That so gives off male lead vibes.
Alhaitham
If anything, it's Childe.
ME
He would be a second male lead
Alhaitham
?
How did we change topics this quickly?
ME
Because it's fun confusing you
Alhaitham
Sigh.
ME
Male lead vibes
Alhaitham
You're speaking nonsense.
ME
I'm speaking clear sense.
Alhaitham
You've officially lost it.
ME
What kind of story do you think you'd be in?
Alhaitham
One where I'm hardly noticed.
ME
Incorrect.
Alhaitham
I didn't think an open-ended question could be wrong.
What story do you think I'd be in?
ME
You'd be the hated friend that goes to a lover
Alhaitham
That does not describe me.
ME
Kaveh says otherwise ‼️
Alhaitham
He's nonexistent in that story.
ME
💀💀💀
Alhaitham
I would never befriend him again.
ME
Him or Childe would be a second male lead
Alhaitham
Please tell me you haven't thought of them like that.
ME
No but others have.
Alhaitham
Is this another thing you heard?
ME
Some people were discussing it today in my study hall
Alhaitham
Well if you're going on about me being a main character, that would make you one too.
ME
nah
Alhaitham
(Y/N).
ME
Alhaitham.
Alhaitham
You would be the female lead of the story. We are dating.
But there wouldn't be any second or third male leads around you.
ME
Why not
Alhaitham
Are you being serious?
ME
🤷
Alhaitham
Second and third male leads can be annoying. Especially if their sole purpose is just to make the female lead realize her true feelings.
It's kind of cliché.
And if the person I'm fated to be together with has other guys around her, it would bug me.
ME
That's how it makes the male lead snatch up the female lead before it's too late.
Alhaitham
There would never be a too late if it's the plot and what the author writes.
ME
But the readers would call it too late.
Alhaitham
Then it falls on the author for dragging it out.
ME
That's a very indirect way of saying you would be jealous.
Alhaitham
There isn't a reason for me to share someone or let go of them if I want them.
ME
I
Alhaitham
?
Are you ok?
Oh, it's probably what I said.
You probably turned away from your phone right now, correct?
ME
shut up
Alhaitham
If you want, I could write a short story about what kind of story you'd think I would be in.
ME
No no
That's not necessary
Alhaitham
Yes?
ME
NO
N O spells NO
READ
Alhaitham
How do I read?
I am confused, I think my brain is a bit out of place after having to teach against my will.
ME
no [adverb] ; a negative used to express dissent, denial, or refusal, as in response to a question or request
Alhaitham
Yeah, you're definitely a robot.
ME
Let me wipe that smirk off your face.
Alhaitham
You're more than welcome to but you're not here to do so.
What a shame.
ME
Yeah what a real shame huh
Alhaitham
It's okay, you can admit it.
ME
You're a cheeky brat.
Alhaitham
I'm not a brat
ME
PFFFFT
Alhaitham
I'm not.
ME
Did you forget that you held me against my will in the bathroom twice?
Alhaitham
It was a way for us to get to know each other.
ME
You're too smart for your own good.
Alhaitham
If you follow the instructions, you can get your intelligence back.
ME
PLEASE
IM GOING TO KICK YOU
Alhaitham
Kaveh just came home and he's screaming his heart out about something.
ME
Don't kill him
Alhaitham
Depends. If he brought a girl home with him he'll be six feet under.
ME
That would be a horrible first impression for the girl.
Alhaitham
I could care less.
It would be his fault.
ME
I think you two need therapy.
Alhaitham
We're beyond that point.
ME
I believe in miracles.
Alhaitham
Something just broke.
ME
Uh oh
It really is beyond the point
Alhaitham
I'm going to kill him.
ME
Please don't make it in the headlines.
Alhaitham
I've read and watched enough shows relating to forensics to know what I am supposed to do and not do.
And a few classes too.
ME
I'm dating a self-taught murderer 🧍
Alhaitham
Let me go see what his problem is.
The last thing I need is my phone taken from me.
ME
I wouldn't mind texting him
wtf you didn't deny what I said
Alhaitham
I would.
I'll talk to you later (Y/N).
ME
🙄 party pooper
JOKING
I AM JOKING
Alhaitham
Good.
Okay, I gotta go. He's going to get the landlord summoned if he keeps it up.
ME
Sending you my best wishes Alhaitham (please don't kill him otherwise I know you're a murderer)
Alhaitham
I won't. (I might)
Would you still be with me if I was a murderer?
ME
Yes
Alhaitham
Hmm..
The story of a boy and his girlfriend who was turned into a robot.
Don't think I've heard of that one before.
ME
hold on
what???
I know you did not just say that
😐
seen 6:20 p.m.
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so... im going to blame work for the reason why i didn't update last Wednesday. been kinda hectic for the past three months to prep for one of our biggest events this week at work. my brain is fried so if there are spelling issues i am big sorry (cries)