Across the multiverse, heroes were missing.
Spider-Man of Earth-1048 (Insomniac Spider-Man) was swinging in Manhattan with his fellow Spider Person, Miles Morales when it happened.
The sky started to crack, and in the cracks, were people.
Peter and Miles stopped swinging and looked at the sky.
"Pete what the hell is going o-"
Peter looked to his side and saw that Miles was gone.
"Miles?"
Peter looked around.
"Did you turn invisible on me? I told you not to do that."
Peter's phone within his mask started to ring. He saw it was Mary Jane.
"Peter, what's happening?"
"I don't know, maybe it's the demons, or maybe Scorpion-" Peter trailed off, trying to think of any possible reason for the current situation
He was ripped from his thoughts when he was ripped from his spot.
"Oh, Miles there you are! Wait, why's Mary Jane here, I was just on the phone with her. What the hell is happening?"
"Mr. Parker. Allow me to explain everything." A sudden voice said
A bald....baby? Wearing a cape? With glazed over eyes? Suddenly appeared in the room.
"WOAH!" Miles shouted
"Mr. Parker. You are in a room filled with universe displaced people. A spell in one universe has caused the multiverse to fracture. Now you, among others, have been quickly located and moved here. The inbetween. You aren't in a universe, you are in a pocket space, made for this exact purpose."
"The multiverse is real?" Peter and Miles said at the exact same time
"Yes, it is. Unfortunately, the spell has made it more difficult to locate your universes. So you, and all others here, have been placed here in the inbetweeen, while I locate your universes and send you home. In the meantime. You can watch a set of films and events based on all your lives. I recommend you all introduce yourself to eachother, and what universe your from."
"How the hell are we supposed to know what universe we're from?" Another voice asked
Peter looked to his left and saw there was a group of people he completely missed.
"Once I leave, the knowledge you need to know will be in your head." The Watcher replied
And with that, The Watcher left.
"Well, I guess we should start introducing ourselves." Miles said.
"Miles Morales, Earth-1048."
"Peter Parker, Earth-1048"
"Mary Jane Watson, Earth-1048"
"Bruce Banner, Earth-199999"
"Natasha Stark, Earth-199998"
"Tony Stark, Earth-199998"
"Wanda Maximoff, Earth-199999"
The lights turned off, a screen turned on, and all people took a seat.
[The shot slowly goes around Peter's room, revealing a picture frame of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, laughing and smiling. Another picture frame shows Harry, MJ and Peter, in front of their school. The pictures above those are two pictures of New York City, seemingly taken by Peter. The shot goes around some more to show a modern day picture of Peter and Aunt May at F.E.A.S.T., and behind that is a rusty vent, and next to it is a green flower vase with dead yellow flowers in it, alongside some plastic fruits. The shot goes around his room some more to reveal Peter, in bed, asleep. Peter wakes up and picks up his phone from the bedside table.]
Police Dispatch: All units, level four mobilisation. Location -- Fisk Tower.
"Ah, the Fisk takedown, I remember this." Peter said
Peter: Fisk?
"Nobody's going to bring up the fact that Peter has Spider-Man underwear?" Mary Jane said
All eyes went to Peter, who sunk in his seat.
"They looked cool, ok?"
"Peter, those don't look cool." Miles said
"They do too!"
"Kid, I may have never met you, but those aren't cool." Tony said
Police Dispatch: SWAT is 10-84 at Fisk Tower. All units standby, warrant is en route.
[Spidey puts on a mask and jumps out the window. He calls Yuri Watanabe on the way.]
Yuri Watanabe: Captain Watanabe.
Spider-Man: Did you take him?
Yuri Watanabe: No. We're at Fisk Tower, but still waiting on the warrant.
Spider-Man: Mind if I join in on the fun?
Yuri Watanabe: You know how his lawyers are... this one needs to go by the book.
Spider-Man: C'mon Yuri, I've been waiting eight years for this.
Yuri Watanabe: You really want to help? Head to Times Square, sounds like his guys are trying to keep my backup from reaching the scene...
Spider-Man: You got it - almost there!
[Spidey gets another call.]
Spider-Man: Hello?
Boss: Parker? Where are you? We must run through the demonstration at least once before the grant committee arrives.
Peter sighed, man, he could've stopped Otto in time. He could've saved Otto from insanity, and all the people who died of Devil's Breath, including Aunt May.
Man...he missed May.
Spider-Man: Uhh, yes. Sorry. Yes. Dealing with a... personal issue. I'll be in soon. Promise. (hangs up) Eesh, better wrap this up quick, then get to my real job. (sees a lot of police cars) Looks like Yuri called in the cavalry.
"Real job? What would that be?" Natasha asked
"I was a lab assistant."
"Was?"
"You'll find out."
[Spidey follows the police cars and arrives at the scene of the shootout.]
Police Officer: We need more backup!
Police Officer 2: 10-32. Times Square. Officers under fire!
Fisk Thug: Bring in the hammer.
Police Officer: *MOVE!*
Fisk Thug: Get him!
Spider-Man: Morning guys! Who's ready for their hot fresh cup of bodily harm?
Fisk Thug: I'm in an ass-kickin' mood.
Fisk Thug: You'll regret that.
Fisk Thug: Teach him a lesson.
Fisk Thug: You're mine!
Spider-Man: This doesn't look good.
Fisk Thug: Somebody just shoot him!
Fisk Thug: We can't let him beat us!
Fisk Thug: Take him out.
Fisk Thug: You want some?
Yuri Watanabe: Spider-Man, what's your status?
Spider-Man: Almost done here. You?
Yuri Watanabe: We're about to go in.
"At least wait for Peter!" Miles said
Spider-Man: Be there soon. Can't wait to see Willie's face when you slap the cuffs on him. Okay, Yuri, all done. What's happen-- (sees an explosion) Yuri?! I knew Fisk wouldn't go quietly.
"SHIT!"
"Is she okay?!" Wanda asked
"Yuri's fine, don't worry." Peter reassured them.
[Spidey swings to the Fisk Tower.]
Yuri Watanabe: Get more backup! And lock down the airspace.
Spider-Man: Yuri, you okay?
Yuri Watanabe: If he makes it out of the building we're gonna lose him.
Spider-Man: I'm gonna go, uh...
Yuri Watanabe: Do your thing.
Spider-Man: Yes! Today's the day, Willie.
"I love your reaction for being allowed to beat up a fat person." Bruce said
"I think it's cute." Mary Jane seductively whispered in Peter's ear
Thank god Mary Jane was the only one who saw his tomato face.
[Spidey jumps to the building and fight with Fisk's thugs.]
Fisk Thug: Take him out!
Fisk Thug: C'mon, c'mon-- keep shooting!
Spider-Man: Heads up! Hey, where you going? Catch! I'll clear a path, follow me!
Police Officer: Get outta here, Spider-Man, we got this!
Fisk Thug: Quit lettin' him get airborne!
"You do NOT got this, pal." Miles said
Spider-Man: Sorry to break it to you, but you do NOT got this, buddy.
Everyone started laughing, Miles looked at Peter.
"Can Spider-Man tell the future?"
"I can't tell, you don't react positively." Peter joked
Police Officer: What's Spider-Man doing here-- he's gonna mess everything up!
Spider-Man: Thanks for the confidence boost, guys!
Fisk Thug: Start praying.
Fisk Thug: Get 'im!
Spider-Man: I guess this is what they call a hostile workplace.
"Kid, you need to work on your puns." Tony said
"Like yours are any better, hon." Natasha said
Fisk Thug: Enough already!
Fisk Thug: Come on, he's one guy!
Fisk Thug: He got Davey!
[Spidey defeats all the thugs, but soon the new ones appear on the upper floors and start shooting at the policemen.]
Police Officer: Down, down, down!
Spider-Man: Gotta take those shooters out.
Fisk Thug: You shouldn't've messed with the Kingpin.
[SWAT are trying to take the elevator.]
Police Officer: C'mon, c'mon! They shut the elevators down! Take the stairs!
Spider-Man: I prefer a more direct approach.
[He opens elevator shaft and crawls up.]
"What if the elevators turn on?" Bruce asked
"I didn't have to worry about it that time." Peter replied
"THAT TIME!?"
"...."
Yuri Watanabe (on the phone): Spider-Man, status?
Spider-Man: Heading to the upper floors-- and hoping nobody turns on the elevators...
Yuri Watanabe: Our choppers are taking fire, looks like Fisk has armed men on every floor.
Spider-Man: He's desperate...
Yuri Watanabe: ...and he's hitting us with everything he's got.
Spider-Man: I have to find him and end this.
Yuri Watanabe: Not yet. We just picked up chatter – they're wiping all their data servers. We need that evidence if we want to put him away for good.
Spider-Man: Okay, server room it is. Call from May. Better answer. Uh... hi Aunt May.
"Yes, Peter, that's the best time to answer a call from your aunt."
"I was worried that if I didn't pick up, she would get worried!"
Aunt May: What is all that noise?!
Spider-Man: Watching a Super Hero movie. What's up?
"Great excuse, she definitely won't know when people scream 'Go get Spider-Man!' work on your excuses, man."
"Maybe that's when she found out." Peter mumbled to himself
Aunt May: I just wanted make sure we were still on for dinner tomorrow night.
Spider-Man: Totally. Uh, listen, I gotta go—
Aunt May: Okay, love you.
Spider-Man: Love you too.
Police Officer: Hostiles, next floor up!
[He gets to the upper floor.]
Fisk Thug: Get ready for some pain.
Fisk Thug: Get out of the way!
Fisk Thug: Box him in!
Fisk Thug: Hold him, so he can't jump around!
Spider-Man: How exactly do you think this ends well for you?
Fisk Thug: Get 'im.
Fisk Thug: Bring him down already!
Spider-Man: On to the next one. Regret your life choices yet?
Fisk Thug: Knock him out!
(Spider-Man defeats them all)
Spider-Man: Gotta find that server room before there's no evidence left. If I go in this way they'll destroy all the evidence. I should look for a sneaky way in. There we go. (jumps into ventilation shaft) It's like my own private ventrance.
"Goddamnit Peter, your jokes suck." Miles said.
"Your jokes suck!" Peter replied, faking to be hurt
Spider-Man: Fisk may be a dirty criminal, but he has remarkably clean air vents.
Fisk Thug: Hurry up! The boss wants everything erased!
Fisk Thug: I can't make it delete any faster.
Fisk Thug: How's it coming?
Fisk Thug: Halfway there. Just need another minute or two.
Fisk Thug: You think the cops know where we are?
Fisk Thug: Don't worry about out there. Worry about in here.
[Spidey jumps into server room filled with thugs.]
Spider-Man: Is this tech support? I forgot my password.
"Okay, that was good." Miles said
Fisk Thug: Spider-Man!
Fisk Thug: Don't let him near the console!
Fisk Thug: Rush 'im!
Fisk Thug: Hold him back!
Automated Voice: Warning. Full deletion imminent.
Fisk Thug: Stall him! The system's still purging!
Spider-Man: And I thought the IT guys at my last job were rude.
[After defeating all the thugs Spidey runs up to the computer.]
Spider-Man: Gotta access that console before everything's gone. Let's see just how good their security is. Oh you guys forgot the latest kernel patch, tsk-tsk...
[Wilson Fisk's face appears on a huge screen.]
Wilson Fisk: Hiding in the server room? Cowardly... even for you.
Spider-Man: Says the guy frantically erasing his search history.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Miles laughed
Wilson Fisk: After all these years, you're still just an ignorant child...
Spider-Man: True, but that's part of my charm, isn't it?
"It sure is." Peter said
Wilson Fisk: Damn you. Get that door down, now!
[A lot of bandits rush into the room.]
Wilson Fisk: Get past him! Destroy everything! Look around you! I did this! What have you ever done that mattered?
Spider-Man: Well, there was that time I took down a pompous, overstuffed crime lord before breakfast.
"Technically you had toast." Bruce said
"Whatever"
Wilson Fisk: Without me, the scum I kept in check will run rampant. And it'll be your fault.
Spider-Man: Been a long, tough road, Fisk. Almost sad to see it end.
Wilson Fisk: Mere prelude.
Spider-Man: Well, get ready for the main event.
Fisk Thug: Enough talking!
(An explosion goes off, creating a hole in the roof)
Spider-Man: (by the phone) Yuri, an explosion just --
Yuri Watanabe: I saw, Fisk could have the whole place wired. I'm sending in a bomb unit.
Spider-Man: I'll make sure no one gets in their way.
[SWAT break into the floor.]
Police Officer: It's clear, move up!
Spider-Man: Hey guys! I guess bombs are part of Willie's getaway plan.
Woman: AAHH! Help!
Spider-Man: Sounds like they're trapped...
Bomb Squad Officer: You go after them, we'll look for the bombs.
Man: HELP! SOMEBODY!
Spider-Man: Everyone clear out! Evacuate the building!
Woman: I heard more people back that way!
Another Woman: Spider-Man! We can't move, we're pinned down!
Spider-Man: I'll lift it. When you're free, get out, fast. If you can walk, help the injured. Got it?
[Spidey lifts the support beam.]
"Jesus, how strong are you?" Natasha asked
"Strong"
Woman: Y-yes.
Spider-Man: Go, go, go!
Woman: Thank you! He did it! Let's go!
Spider-Man: Okay Willie, comin' your way.
Yuri Watanabe: (on the phone) Spider-Man, it's Yuri.
Spider-Man: How we doing, Captain?
Yuri Watanabe: Could be better. Our choppers took a beating-- we just had to ground our last one. If Fisk calls in a chopper, we have no one to stop it from landing.
Spider-Man: And no one to chase him if he flies away...
Yuri Watanabe: Why do I get the feeling that's what he was planning all along?
Spider-Man: Because he probably was. Damn. Yuri, get EMTs up here-- fast!
Yuri Watanabe: We're trying.
Spider-Man: (sees thug with rocket launcher) Uh-oh-- INCOMING! (beats him) That's enough out of you... More rockets? Little excessive don't you think?
Fisk Thug: This is gonna hurt.
Fisk Thug: I hate this guy.
Spider-Man: What--? Is it national rocket day or something? Gotcha. Man, how'd the bomb squad guys get through this?
Fisk Thug: He's here!
Fisk Thug: Get 'im!
Spider-Man: Settle down, I've got enough for everybody.
Fisk Thug: What are we supposed to do against that?!
Fisk Thug: Not a chance in hell, buddy.
Spider-Man: Okay, room is clear. Bomb squad must be somewhere ahead hope they're okay.
[He goes into next room and find the squad.]
Spider-Man: You guys all right?
Bomb Squad Officer: We were just about to call for backup.
Spider-Man: I think I'm it.
Bomb Squad Officer: Lead the way, we'll be right behind you.
Bomb Squad Officer 2: Heads up, boss...
"What?"
[They aim the guns at Spidey. He senses it.]
"How many times would you be dead if you didn't have that stupid sense?" Mary Jane asked
"Lots, you're not getting rid of me that easy!"
Spider-Man: You guys were in bed with Fisk all along? Ahh, now I'll never get that image out of my head!
"Now I have that image in my head!"
"Me too!"
"Gross, Peter."
Bomb Squad Officer: Get him!
Bomb Squad Officer: Take him out!
Spider-Man: So your plan didn't work. On to plan B-- getting kicked in the face.
"Annnd...we're back to the bad jokes."
"Shut up."
Bomb Squad Officer: We can't let him get into the office!
Bomb Squad Officer: Just shoot him already!
[After dealing with the squad Spidey calls Yuri.]
Spider-Man: (on the phone) Hey Yuri. Looks like some of your guys were on Fisk's payroll. Good news is, they were Willie's last line of defense. I'm right outside his office.
Yuri Watanabe: Take him down. Now.
Spider-Man: With pleasure.
[He goes in and sees Fisk at his table.]
Spider-Man: Writing your memoirs? Don't forget the hyphen between "Spider" and "Man."
"They always forget."
Wilson Fisk: (using intercom) Get the chopper ready. I won't be long. (to Spidey) I'm surprised you made it this far. But your foolishness ends now.
[He enters a special room and closes the thick glass door behind him.]
Spider-Man: Uh... you do know I can still see you, right?
Wilson Fisk: Eight years of this insolence...
[Two automatic turrets appear in the room.]
Spider-Man: For me? You shouldn't have...
[Epic fight begins.]
Spider-Man: Gotta wait for an opening. It's reloading. Okay, now! Now's my chance.
(Spider-Man breaks the glass)
Wilson Fisk: What are you doing?! (breaking glass door) How is this happening?!
Spider-Man: What's wrong, Willie? You seem angry...
Wilson Fisk: I will DESTROY you!
Spider-Man: Take your best shot. That gave me an opening.
Wilson Fisk: You're out of your depth, boy!
Spider-Man: Not this time...
Wilson Fisk: Tiresome annoyance!
Spider-Man: Hang in there... it'll be over soon.
Wilson Fisk: You are everything that's wrong with this city!
Spider-Man: Huh. I was gonna say the same to you.
Wilson Fisk: You know what to do, men.
Fisk Thug: Surround him!
Fisk Thug: Everyone. ENGAGE!
Wilson Fisk: You fools! You are trained to fight, so FIGHT!
Fisk Thug: Bring him to the ground!
Fisk Thug: You got this coming.
Fisk Thug: Spread out!
Fisk Thug: Time to end this.
Wilson Fisk: I don't want excuses! What do I pay you for?!
Fisk Thug: Protect the boss!
Wilson Fisk: NO! I can handle myself. Imbeciles! You'll die as uselessly as you lived.
Spider-Man: Take your best shot.
Wilson Fisk: Where are the reinforcements!
Fisk Thug: I don't know boss...
Wilson Fisk: Time to end this!
Spider-Man: You asked for it.
Fisk Thug: Start praying.
[Spidey defeats Fisk and they fall down. Almost at the very bottom of the first floor, Spidey manages to wrap Fisk in his web.]
Spider-Man: So should we kiss now? Nah, maybe later.
"PETER!" Mary Jane slapped him
"What?!"
"You used OUR moment as a joke!"
"Sorry."
[Next scene. Fisk in handcuffs lead to the police van, on the roof of which sits our hero. Journalists and onlookers bustle around.]
Spider-Man: Finally off to Ryker's, huh? You know. I think you've got more enemies in there than I do.
Wilson Fisk: If you think this will be more than a minor inconvenience.
Spider-Man: I've a feeling you're gonna need it.
Wilson Fisk: Idiot! I'm the one who kept order in this city! One month! In one month you'll wish you had me back!
"What's he talking about?" Tony asked
Peter, Miles, and Mary Jane all stayed silent.
[Next scene. Spidey sits on a roof.]
Spider-Man: The Kingpin is heading to prison. End of an era. Feel like I should celebrate. Maybe take a vacation...
Boss: (on the phone) Parker, where are you? The committee will be here soon! We need to run an equipment check!
Spider-Man: I'm almost there! Blocks away!
"You need to get better at being on time." Natasha said
"You try juggling your job with being a superhero."
"My job is being a superhero."
"...I'll shut up now."
Boss: Ugh. Guess I'll just do it myself.
Spider-Man: No, don't, it's not safe!
[Call ends.]
Spider-Man: Gotta love Doc's enthusiasm, but sometimes it gets him into trouble. Better get there before he hurts himself...
[Spidey swings to his work – the laboratory...]
Peter: Sorry I'm late... whoa! (sees Dr. Octavius manipulating prosthetic hand) You started without me!
Otto: The grant committee's director will be here soon. It's fine, Parker. I invented this equipment. I think I can handle it.
[Something explodes.]
"Famous last words"
Peter: The power dampener. Oh man...! Uh... maybe we should abort?!
Otto: Not yet.
[Several consoles blow up, fire is starting. Peter pushes emergency shutdown and starts extinguishing the fire.]
Peter: Hold on, Dr. Octavius! Are you okay?
Otto: Another setback. But we're close.
[Committee arrives.]
Committee Director: Is anyone hurt?
Otto: The energy levels exceeded our expectations. From a certain viewpoint, that's a very positive development. I assure you, in the next phase --
Committee Director: (waving away the smoke and coughing) Is there somewhere else we can discuss this?
Otto: Maybe you should take the rest of the day off, Peter. We'll talk later.
"Is that how long most of your work days are?"
"HELL NO!"
[Otto and the Committee go into his office.]
Peter: That was a disaster. How could the dampener have failed? I know Doc said take the day off, but I have to figure out what went wrong...
[He sees broken prosthetic hand.]
Peter: Ohh... you are in bad shape, little guy. Let's see what's wrong with you... Let's see if that worked. Good as new.
"Why are you treating the arm like your pet?"
Peter stayed silent, clearly embarrassed.
[He finds some documents.]
Peter: Doc's been testing new materials for the prosthetic. He asked me to review his work if I had time; may as well dig in now.
Peter: Alright - I should get out of here before I screw things up for Doc even more.
[He leaves the laboratory and puts on the mask.]
Yuri Watanabe: (on the phone) Spider-Man, it's Yuri.
Spider-Man: Fisk make it to Ryker's yet?
Yuri Watanabe: Not Ryker's. Our boy qualifies for the VIP treatment... he's in The Raft.
Spider-Man: Ahhh - joining Scorpion, Electro and the rest... Fisk should be honoured - that's esteemed company.
Yuri Watanabe: Can you swing by the precinct? Got an issue that could benefit from your unique skill set.
Spider-Man: For you, Yuri: anything. I'm on my way.
[On the way...]
Spider-Man: Hmmm - looks like Jameson's got a new episode out. Wonder what my number one fan thinks about the Fisk take down...
"Just the Facts With JJJ" Producer: This is "Just The Facts with J. Jonah Jameson", where listeners like you discuss the issues affecting our city with Pulitzer Prize winning two-time! Two-time Pulitzer Prize winning former publisher of the Daily Bugle. Hey, plug the book! And as always, if you order Mr. Jameson's book: "Spider-Man: Threat or Menace." Within 24 hours of our broadcast you'll get an autographed copy at no extra charge. No personalisations! Don't ask, not gonna get it!!
Jameson: Welcome to "Just the Facts" With J. Jonah Jameson alerting you to the threats you don't even know about, Let's dive right into the calls. Speak!
Caller: Okay, so, not for nothin', you gotta give Spider-Man respect for taking down Wilson Fisk, right? I mean, one less mob boss is good for everybody.
Jameson: Is that right? Tell me, are you a police officer? Prosecutor? Maybe an award-winning reporter with decades on the job, like me?
"Jackass."
"God, I love Jameson's attitude." Peter said
"Why?"
"It's funny to listen to him speak."
Caller: Uh, no. I'm a plumber.
Jameson: Oho good. Then fix my toilet and SHUT UP! Let me explain something to you about crime bosses. Soon as one goes down, every punk with a gun, a tracksuit, and a drawer full of gold chains decides he's the next Godfather. We're gonna have a gang war in the streets. But does that web-headed moron give a damn? Of course not. He got on TV, that's what counts.
Caller: Yeah, well. I can get copper pipe without paying kickbacks now. So until that gang war starts, I'm on the web-head's side.
Jameson: And you'll be singing a different tune when three new mobs are lining up to charge you triple for that same pipe... or just break your legs! GOODBYE!
Spider-Man: Some day, Jonah.
[He meet with Yuri on a police station roof.]
Spider-Man: Now that you quit smoking, what do you tell people when you come up here?
Yuri Watanabe: That I need a break from their crap.
Spider-Man: Fair enough. So why'd you call? Need a date to the policeman's ball?
Peter was slapped by Mary Jane again.
"THIS IS ABUSE!"
Yuri Watanabe: You got a black and white suit?
Spider-Man: Uhh...
Yuri Watanabe: No ball this year anyway. We spent too much integrating Oscorp's surveillance tech. It was... until an hour ago. The whole system went down. City wide. Every tower.
Spider-Man: How?
Yuri Watanabe: They tell me someone sabotaged the central server, and now all the towers are offline.
Spider-Man: Hm, inside job?
Yuri Watanabe: Maybe. I'll figure that out later. Right now we need to get these towers back online. Fast.
Spider-Man: And you called me? Aw, that's sweet.
Yuri Watanabe: I called someone I can trust. Plus the signals are scrambled and we have no idea how to fix it.
Spider-Man: Ooh! I love a challenge.
Yuri Watanabe: You break it you buy it.
Spider-Man: I thought you trusted me!
[Yuri leaves.]
Spider-Man: Let's take a look at thus tower. Input bands have been shifted. Subtle.
Yuri Watanabe: (on the phone) We just had a tower come back online, was that you?
Spider-Man: Not just a pretty mask, eh?
Yuri Watanabe: Whatever you did, any chance you could do it to the other towers?
Spider-Man: Sure. But just so you know. I had to sync up with the tower to fix it. I'm seeing all crime data in the area now. Looks like there's a break-in happening near me.
Yuri Watanabe: Great. I've got units nearby --
Spider-Man: Don't bother - I'm on it.
[He arrives at the place and sees a couple of thugs...]
Thug: Watch my back.
Spider-Man: Pretty sure these guys didn't forget their keys.
Thug: He's in the air-- what do we do?!
Thug: Leave us alone!
Thug: OK, beginning to thunk we're outmatched here.
Thug: That's gonna leave a mark!
Thug: Quit playin' around!
Thug: Get ready for some pain!
Spider-Man: Okay: wrapped up.
Yuri Watanabe: Thanks for that. Now I'm seeing an assault near you.
Spider-Man: You're in luck. Yuri. Your favourite tough but lovable, grizzled, seen-too-much detective is in town.
"NONONONONO" Miles and Mary Jane said at the same time
Yuri Watanabe: What? No, no, no, no, no, you promised you wouldn't do that any --
Spider-Man: Spider-Cop.
"Spider-Cop." Peter said at the same time as his past self did
Yuri Watanabe: Please no.
"The chief will respect Spider-Cop one day, and then all of you will respect the greatest cop in New York City." Peter said
"What about my dad?" Miles said, clearly upset
"And then all of you will respect the second greatest cop in New York City."
[He arrives at the place and sees a couple of thugs harassing a innocent girl...]
Thug: So, you're the snitch.
"What did she do?"
"No clue."
Gloria: Back off, creep.
Thug: Yep, she's the one.
Gloria: I said back off!
Gloria: Leave me alone!
Thug: Keep it quiet, lady.
Gloria: Don't touch me!
Spider-Man: Get away from her!
Thug: Aw crap. Spider-Man.
Thug: OK, beginning to think we're outmatched here.
Thug: Get out of the way!
Thug: Walk away now or she's dead!
Gloria: Let me go!
(Gloria has a gun to her head, Spider-Man webs the gun and the bad guy away from her and kicks him in the face)
Spider-Man: All clear. Ma'am.
Gloria: I knew Jameson was wrong about you. You're a little weird, but you got a good heart.
Spider-Man: Have you got somewhere to go?
Gloria: I can take care of myself.
Spider-Man: I'm sure you can. But just in case, there's a place called the F.E.A.S.T. Center. They got the best wheatcakes in the city, hands down.
Gloria: Mom used to make those. Haven't had any... in a long time. I'll check it out. Thanks, Spider-Guy.
Spider-Man: It's Spider-Man... oh well. Should be able to spot the next tower from up there. From his elevated position, Spider-Cop spies his destination: a second surveillance tower.
"I'm gonna kill Spider-Cop."
"You can try, but Spider-Cop is the second greatest cop for a reason, he's secretly Spider-Man!"
Yuri Watanabe: Are you... narrating yourself?
Spider-Man: What? No. Of course not... The chief never did understand Spider-Cop. Thought he was a loose cannon.
Yuri Watanabe: Already regretting this...
Spider-Man: Bet I can modify these towers to track more than just crimes... Score!
[Spidey fix the tower.]
Spider-Man: Towers are picking up all kinds of RFID signals now... including one nearby.
Spider-Man: What is that? One of my old backpacks from high school; forgot I attached tracking dots to these. Wonder how many of these are scattered around the city...
Yuri Watanabe: (on the phone) Still there? Got a robbery a few blocks away.
Spider-Man: Spider-Cop's on it. "Part Man, part Spider. ALL cop."
"....what?"
[Spidey flies on his web to the crime scene.]
Thug: Open the safe.
Spider-Man: Hey fellas.
Thug: Spider-Man! Shoot him!
Spider-Man: More of 'em? Guys. If you worked this hard at a legit job, you wouldn't need to be criminals.
Thug: You're gonna regret this. Spider-Freak!
(Spider-Man defeats the thugs)
Spider-Man: Alright Yuri: I'm gonna repair the last Chinatown tower now.
Yuri Watanabe: Don't you mean Spider-Cop's gonna repair it?
Spider-Man: Been doing a little thinking, Yuri. Policing's a young man's game, and Spider-Cop... well he's no spring chicken.
Yuri Watanabe: Please be going where I think you're going.
Spider-Man: As of today. Spider-Cop is officially retired.
"For now....."
Yuri Watanabe: Oh thank God. I need a drink.
Spider-Man: We'll all drink tonight. Yuri, drunk to the memory of Spider-Cop's tireless... Yuri? Yuri, you there? Guess the emotion of the moment overwhelmed her.
[Spidey fix another tower.]
Spider-Man: (looking at his damaged suit) Not good. Can't have people taking pictures of my three chest hairs. Tools I need for suit repair are at the lab... wonder if Dr. Octavius has left for the day...
"You have three chest hairs!?"
"What.....no no no!"
"He does." Mary Jane says
"Damn it MJ."
[He calls Doctor Octavius.]
Spider-Man: Doctor! How did it go with the committee? I'm so sorry I screwed things up.
Otto: Not at all, Peter. They're just nervous in the face of imminent triumph! They'll calm down; they always do.
Spider-Man: Should I head back to the lab for cleanup?
Otto: No no. I'm stepping out for dinner anyhow; we'll resume tomorrow.
Otto: Short break, then back to creating the future!
Spider-Man: Wish I could bottle and sell that man's optimism. Sounds like he's left the lab for the day - good time to work on my suit in private.
Peter: Looks like Doc's gone for the night. Time to sneak in some spider-work.
[He starts working on the suit.]
Otto: Parker?
"That's not good." Tony said
"No shit Sherlock."
(Anyone get the reference?)
Peter: Dr. Octavius! I - ah... Watcha got there?
Otto: Chinese. If I knew you'd be here I would've – What are you working on?
Peter: Uh, just a side project.
Otto: (sees Spider-Man suit) Of course. It's you.
"Well shit."
Peter: I-- I don't know what...
Otto: Oh, come on, Parker, it's obvious.
Peter: Let me explain.
Otto: I only wish you told me sooner.
Peter: I wanted to. But I was afraid that if word got out, my family might be in danger.
Otto: Hm, yes. I guess if you design his equipment you're bound to be a target too.
"For a genius, that guys not very smart."
Peter: Yeah... I mean... YEAH.
Otto: Don't worry, your secret's safe. I'll leave you to it.
[Next scene. Peter wakes up with sticky note on his head.]
Peter: "Check your email"... Hope this isn't how Doc fires me...
[Peter reads the email.]
SUBJECT: Just a thought
Peter, the revelation of your second job as Spider-Man's suit crafter (is that the right term?) is a reminder of the good man and partner you are. No matter how hard you work, you still find time to help others, I hope you don't mind but I noticed the suit was a bit damaged and I took the liberty of sketching up some of my own improvements. Attached are a few ideas I had on how you could enhance his suit and help protect Spider-Man, who does so much for this city.
Looking forward to the incredible work that we are doing and changing the world together!
Your partner and friend,
O.
[After that he see a sketch of new Spider Suit.]
Peter: White spider, huh? Hm.
[Next scene. Spidey swings thought the city in his new suit.]
Spider-Man: 'Scuse me, late for work! Comin' through!
Woman: Looking good, Spidey!
Spider-Man: Hellooo New York! New suit! Same old me!
"Wow, you really like suits."