UA Staff chat vs tired colleg...

By DemonOrAngel1441

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In which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same... More

Let Chaos Reign
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face reveal
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Plagiarism
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Another special because I'm feeling spicy

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By DemonOrAngel1441

ALL OF THE GODDAMN TRIGGER WARNINGS.
ALL OF THEM.
DON'T SHOW UP IN MY COMMENTS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH IF YOU STILL READ IT AND GOT TRIGGERED OR SO HELP ME GOD I'M UNLEASHING MY KIDS AND MY WIFE ON YOU.

Anywhore- This is another special, it is a special because this includes more specific things that have happened to me that you wouldn't find in a reader insert because it wouldn't be relatable.

U.A. Staff + others:

BroccoliBrother: Snipe, shoot me

SharpShooter: Excuse me?

Dadzawa: I gave a pop quiz

Vlampire: Why does this warrant death?

Dadzawa: I gave a pop quiz over
Dadzawa: what I am teaching next week

GoodFood: Well that makes more sense

BobTheBuilder: Fair enough

Therapist: Midoriya, having a gun to your head 
Therapist: is not something to ask for 

BroccoliBrother: Y/N does it all the time

Therapist: I-

Dadzawa: What.

BroccoliBrother: ...
BroccoliBrother: I sense I've made a mistake-

Dadzawa: @Aizu

Aizu: Chaos incarnate at your service

Dadzawa: Why do you ask to have a gun at your head?

Therapist: You really shouldn't ask that-

MomNight: See when the therapist says that,
MomNight: I feel like I should run for cover

Aizu: Oh-
Aizu: I mean-
Aizu: I doubt it would be that bad the
Aizu: second time around
Aizu: at least I'd have clothes on... probably

Dadzawa: ...

MomNight: ...

Therapist: ...

BroccoliBrother: ...

BIRBY: ...

GoodFood: ...

Vlampire: ...

BobTheBuilder: ...

DadMic: ...

SharpShooter: ...

AllMight: ...

RatGod: ...

UAQueen: ...

Dadzawa: WHAT???

Aizu: ehe-

DadMic: Kiddo that is not the
DadMic: correct response here-

Therapist: I'm scheduling more therapy sessions

Aizu: Over my dead body-

MomNight: No, sweetheart-
MomNight: You need to talk about that

Aizu: I did!
Aizu: Just then!

BIRBY: Birdy buddy-
BIRBY: No-
BIRBY: Just-
BIRBY: No.

Aizu: :'(
Aizu: It's not that bad

Vlampire: Hellion-
Vlampire: Politely,
Vlampire: I want to give you
Vlampire: shaken baby syndrome

Aizu: I gotta have a brain to bounce
Aizu: for that to work

Vlampire: I-

Aizu: Anywhore-
Aizu: I'm pretty sure I traumatized the last
Aizu: therapist I talked to so I'm pretty sure
Aizu: that means I win

SharpShooter: ...You what?

BroccoliBrother: There's more?

Aizu: Lol yeah

Vlampire: Dear gods-

Aizu: I'm apparently just too beautiful to resist!~

Therapist: That is not the right mentality for that

Aizu: I know, I know,
Aizu: That's just what my [redacted] taught me

Dadzawa: Excuse me?

Aizu: What can I say?
Aizu: I started young

Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: How young?

Aizu: ehhhh-
Aizu: I dunno?

Therapist: It's been noted that they
Therapist: have severe memory loss 

Aizu: I'm forgetting my whole life!
Aizu: Shit's wild lmao

Therapist: That's the simple way of putting it, yes

BIRBY: And you're just, okay with that?

Aizu: Nope, gee, lemme just grab a ratchet and tighten
Aizu: the bolt that keeps leaking out all my memory juice

BIRBY: I-

Aizu: I can't fix it, so it's not exactly like running
Aizu: around like a chicken with its head cut off
Aizu: is gonna fix anything

DadMic: That's ...fair

Aizu: I just keep being a little crackhead
Author: and writing fanfics like this
Aizu: to keep me happy!

GoodFood: What was that-

Vlampire: I coulda sworn there was another line there-

Sharpshooter: Same-

Aizu: :)

RatGod: ...moving on.

Therapist: You're getting more therapy

Aizu: You'd have to drug me first!

Therapist: I would if I could.

Aizu: Do it, just don't use nicotine
Aizu: that'd feel too familiar for my liking

MomNight: I-

SharpShooter: Let me get this straight

Aizu: Go for it
Aizu: but I doubt you are-

SharpShooter: Shut it

BobTheBuilder: Ayo?

SharpShooter: You've been held at gunpoint
SharpShooter: with no clothes on, yes?

Aizu: Correct!

SharpShooter: Touched when you were young

Aizu: Also correct!

SharpShooter: Drugged with nicotine

Aizu: Bingo! 

SharpShooter: And you're forgetting your entire life

Aizu: And more!~

Vlampire: Dear gods

BobTheBuilder: You said that already

Vlampire: I'll stop saying it when
Vlampire: it stops applying

BobTheBuilder: Fair enough

Author: I just love seeing how my characters
Author: react to these things

[...]

One message has been deleted.

RatGod: I shut all of their phones down
RatGod: Do be careful in the future Author-Sama
RatGod: they may not take in the truth of their existence
RatGod: very well

Author: Noted

Messages have been deleted.


Authors note:

If you made it this far, congrats!

Did this suit your fancy? 
Don't pull that shit again, please and thank you. Authors notes are a great thing to read.

As I have said before, this is a special because it is taking things from my life that are too specific to be used in a reader insert.
All things used are based off of actual situations I have been in so if someone hops in my comments talking some fuckshit then it will not be pretty. I will regale you with what happened in so much detail that you'll be having nightmares for months. :) 

Aizu merch is available, you can find the link in the discord.

For those who want to join the discord, age is a requirement in the introduction due to safety precautions and to give roles so everyone knows who is an adult and who is a minor. Both roles have separate channels they can access but the other role can't so minors and adults have their own spaces. Other than safety precautions and roles, no one will give a shit what your age is or that you even put it in there.

Link to the discord is on my profile.

And yes, I'm fine :)

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