Chad-@prettyboychad
Ethan-@prettyboyethan
Mindy-@revisingmylist
Anika-@dumpsterfire
Quinn-@sexpositive
Sam-@therapyqueen
Tara-@tarantula
Wes-@mommasboy
Amber-@amburnt
Liv-@livlaughlove
Vince-@homobutphobic
the gays
mommasboy-guys, can I add Vince? it would make this next segment so much easier
amburnt-I will, I wanna make his name
mommasboy-whatever, ig you can
tarantula-next segment?
revisingmylist-what psycho shit is Wes and Vince boutta pull?
prettyboychad-idk but I'm worried
*amburnt has added homobutphobic*
homobutphobic-kill yourself Amber, I hope you burn, again
homobutphobic-Chad should've lit you on fire when he had the chance
prettyboychad-THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
prettyboyethan-DON'T FEED INTO HIS BAD DECISIONS
homobutphobic-I HATE HER
mommasboy-we all do (besides tara, idk why she likes her), but we can't let Chad get arrested
prettyboychad-I wasn't going to get arrestedddd
revisingmylist-you have to get caughttt to get arrestedddd
therapyqueen-just one tiny question, what "segment" are you guys talking about?
mommasboy-we made memes of you guys!!!
therapyqueen-oh lordy
dumpsterfire-lowkey excited for these
revisingmylist-I know Ima get a kick out of this
prettyboyethan-buckle up and let's get ready for the ride
homobutphobic-
homobutphobic-a personal favorite of mine :)
tarantula-LMAOOO
sexpositive-BAHAHA
therapyqueen-HOW DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO FROM MY THERAPY SESSION??
homobutphobic-I can't expose my sources
revisingmylist-is Vince friends with the opps?
prettyboychad-wouldn't be surprised
homobutphobic-I'm not friends with the opps omg
prettyboyethan-what's an opp?
revisingmylist-you're dating a black man and don't know what an opp is?
revisingmylist-Chad, you failed our community
prettyboychad-I'll explain it to Ethan later
revisingmylist-you better
mommasboy-
revisingmylist-LMAOOO
mommasboy-too bad I was in the hospital, I wanted to witness this moment irl
prettyboychad-I WASN'T SURE IF SHE WAS INNOCENT OR NOT!
prettyboychad-she was PSYCHO
prettyboyethan-who
tarantula-his ex
prettyboyethan-oh, okay
sexpositive-Ethan, don't start overthinking now, everything will be fine
prettyboyethan-I know, I know
homobutphobic-
prettyboychad-THIS IS SO ACCURATE
dumpsterfire-that's probably how they got together
sexpositive-I may hate them both but that shit is so funny and true
tarantula-I love my lil psycho :)
amburnt-call me that again and I'll slit your throat
tarantula-kinky!
therapyqueen-Wes!
therapyqueen-next meme!!
mommasboy-
tarantula-she is :)
amburnt-NO I'M NOT
amburnt-I LOVE DICK AND MEN
tarantula-oh really?
tarantula-so you didn't fuck me last night??
therapyqueen-I'm just gonna close my eyes until this conversation is over
dumpsterfire-uhhhh ohhh
amburnt-well...
tarantula-exactly
prettyboychad-she could be bi..
tarantula-SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAD
homobutphobic-speaking of Chad and being bisexual
prettyboychad-oh god
homobutphobic-
revisingmylist-JFNJDNDDB
homobutphobic-this is specifically about high school Chad
prettyboychad-guys, I was in the closet
mommasboy-the closet was glass
prettyboyethan-GLASS HDNXBDJD😭
revisingmylist-we all saw right through the closet
revisingmylist-bet it never crossed moms mind that she would have two gay kids
dumpsterfire-I look at that photo and I see a visible homosexual
sexpositive-literally, there was no hiding it
prettyboychad-guysss, I was just confused for a little
revisingmylist-you were in denial
prettyboychad-kys
revisingmylist-try me bitch
therapyqueen-next meme!
amburnt-Sam keeps changing the topic once shit starts to go down
prettyboyethan-rare time I'll agree with Amber
amburnt-is this you confessing your love for me??
revisingmylist-Chad, don't even say anything
revisingmylist-Ethan can handle this
prettyboyethan-I genuinely fucking hate your ass. I would literally suck a homeless guys dick before I step in the same room as you. I hate you for many reasons but here's just a short list. YOU'RE PSYCHO. You also just suck. Not even because you're trying to get with me but you're openly flirting with Wes and I while we both have boyfriends and YOU have a girlfriend, who's in the chat. I may not like Tara but you're still fucked up for openly cheating.
homobutphobic-I'm not reading alla that BUT POP OFF ETHAN!!
tarantula-thank you, Ethan
prettyboyethan-ofc
prettyboychad-THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND
prettyboychad-ignoring the fact you said you would suck a homeless man's dick..
sexpositive-my brother is just ICONIC
dumpsterfire-Ethan is just that bitch
therapyqueen-Wes...
mommasboy-on it!!
mommasboy-
tarantula-Wes seems like he has ADHD
therapyqueen-there is no 'seems like', he does have ADHD
mommasboy-I haven't been diagnosed:)
therapyqueen-I'm diagnosing you
prettyboyethan-coming from someone who has ADHD, he definitely has ADHD
prettyboychad-maybe that's why you two bond so well
prettyboyethan-pretty much :)
revisingmylist-IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABT THE PHOTO??
mommasboy-I saw it and thought it was a perfect meme template
homobutphobic-
prettyboyethan-HDBJSNZHAHAB
prettyboychad-Ethan just let out the loudest laugh known to man
therapyqueen-LMAOOO
revisingmylist-favorite meme by far
dumpsterfire-I'm over here dying 💀
tarantula-good one Vince
sexpositive-fuck you new guy!!
sexpositive-I hate it here and I hate you
therapyqueen-we love you baby
sexpositive-fuck you
prettyboychad-wait!
prettyboychad-I have one!
prettyboyethan-baby, send it <3
prettyboychad-please don't get mad at me, Eth
dumpsterfire-uh oh
prettboychad-
therapyqueen-AHHHHH
sexpositive-HE LOOKS LIKE PENNYWISE THE CLOWN
mommasboy-HAHSHS QUINNNN
tarantula-THIS IS SO ACCURATE HDBDHD
dumpsterfire-I just pulled my toes back under the covers
revisingmylist-I can confirm that actually happened
homobutphobic-ABHDBDBZBBS
prettyboyethan-FUCK ALL OF YOU
prettyboyethan-I HOPE ALL OF YOU CHOKE ON A BABY CARROT
prettyboyethan-you too, Chad
prettyboychad-baby, I was just kidding
prettyboyethan-
prettyboyethan-you look like a homophobic mom, stop playing with me
revisingmylist-AHHHBFUDBDHDHD
sexpositive-HE DOESSS
mommasboy-LMAOOO
therapyqueen-BAHAHA I LOVE ETHAN
prettyboychad-are we even now, baby?
prettyboyethan-yes :)
A/N-I FUCKING LOVE RED, WHITE, & ROYAL BLUE SM! THE MOVIE IS EVERYTHING.