Nah, Just SeKen

By WizMorrison

20.9K 1.1K 63

This is a SeKen dump imagines. It may be funny, cringe-y, nakakakilig at kahit ano-ano pang dump kabags dito... More

Disclaimer
Take Home
I.K.A.W
Utot
Circle
Words
Breakup
Mistake
Address
Moodoo
R.I.P
Monkey?
Selos
Beauty Rest
Date Me
Fridge
Mahal Kita, Dre
Pusa
Bato-Bato Pick
Get The Flag
Shorts x Longs
Tent
Papa
Women x Complicated
Mammal
Corals
Pasta
Wifi Password
Corndog Again
Boy plus Friends
Nakalimot?
Date Me
Hotdogs
A Tired Lizard
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together?
Ken, The Maingay
Hungry
Ringtone
New Talent
Error
Buttcheeks
Ano, Tara?
Ducks
Kung Totohanin?
Cocaine
370HSSV
Rough Draft
Shoelace
Stress Eating
What App
The Story Of Us
Who
Cutie Girl
Yogurt
Ken's Wish
Roses Are Red...
Atichona
Copyright
Pag-asa
Patungo Sa'Kin
Mist
Pusit
Ken "Papansin" Suson
Zebbiana
Shoes
Marriage
Can I Buy Your Time?
Driver's License
Relo
Daddy's Day in Advance
Si Sungit at si Sungot
Flaring Jhon Suson 2
PEMDAS
Cute Na Aswang
Swimming
Ulan
Aircon
That Single Mistake On Christmas Eve
August
Uhaw Sa Atensiyon
Paulo's In Pain
Higop-in
Adam's Apple
Paraphrase
Fried Chicken vs. Paulo
Baby Ni Pablo
Sir Raphy
Kiss
Kenough
Kain Na
Guess Who's Back?
In Paulo's Kandungan
Nah, Just SeKen
Mandurukot
Job Interview
Napatayong?
Future Ni Ken
Bano Sa Halikan
Google Maps
Lemon and Her Family
Road To Forever Trip
Iligaw Si Kuro
Nagpapa-baby
Paint-log
Breakfast In Bed
Bird ni Ken
Clingy Baby Pau-Pau
Ken and his randomness
Kailan?
Papel Sa Buhay
Alamat ng Manok
Gcash
Matutulog Na Tayo
Chain Message
Ahas
Coffee
Nagtitipid
Prank Gone Wrong
Scientist x Rooster
Rooster In A Band
Random
Paulo & His Trivia
Star
Memorizing You
Akin Si Lemon
Sariling Mundo
Moon Phases
RPG
Ken and his banat
Lahat Kakasya
Need Hotdog Man
Lip Balm
Bittersweet
Static Narration
Tick Tock
Mannerisms
Advices
Lagot Na
Paulo Tupakin
Banana
Hi, Paulo Drabble
WANMILYON PETOT
Pizza Hut Delivery
MYTHICAL BELOVED
Drunk JP
What abt a full SK au this time?
Needy Ken-Ken
Pampalamig Who?
Back Hurts
Blood Type
Pumaparaan
K and His Litol Di-Moon-Ů
Hottest
Random Storytime
Two Less Foolish People In The World
Happy Birthday
Tropa-Tropa
Crazy Cravings
Making a List
Pahinga
Phone Number
Taya

Flaring Jhon Suson

175 11 4
By WizMorrison

Ken is mad when he accidentally saw Pablo hugging his ex-girlfriend but the spice is that, he have no rights to be mad since he's just nothing but a [good] friend to Pablo...

Josh: Pablo @John Paulo Nase

Pablo: What?

Justin: Di na bala para iangat ang bandera...
Justin: *nag-headbang*

Josh: Pablo gwapo!
Josh: Happy ka naman, Jah?

Justin: Medyo?

Pablo: Nakakain ka naman ba ng mabuti, Justin?

Josh: Dapat si Ken ang tinatanong mo ng ganiyan Pablo.

Stell: Bakit? Napa'no ba siya?

Pablo: Aba, ewan ko ba sa taong iyon.
Pablo: Kagabi pa nande-deadma.
Pablo: Hindi ko naman inaano.

Josh: @Ken Suson eh wala naman palang ginawa sa iyo 'yong tao.

Ken: Busy lang naman ako 😑

Pablo: Awit sa busy mo o busy-busyhan?
Pablo: Haha dapat sinabi mo 'di ba?

Justin: May naaamoy ako, hmm...

Stell: Ako rin.
Stell: Ang niluluto mo, Jah mukhang nasusunog.

Justin: Stell, may nakalimutan ka rin.

Stell: Ano?

Justin: Na hindi ako marunong magluto.

Josh: Kasi bano ka.

Justin: EXCUSE ME?

Stell: Sige, daan well.
Stell: Make way for THE @Justin De Dios

Justin: Hmp!

Pablo: Ken?

Justin: Kainis talaga ang mga bully.

Stell: Bakit ikaw, hindi ka ba bully?

Josh: Hoy @Ken Suson

Ken: Ano?

Josh: (Tawag ka ng crush mo)

Josh unsent a message.

Ken: Tangina mo, JOSH CULLEN!

Josh: What?
Josh: Hindi naman niya na-seen.
Josh: Duhhh...

Stell: Kita ko 'yon.

Justin: I've got receipt also.
Justin: Fast hand ito, bro.

Pablo: Ano 'yon?

Ken: Wala. Tsk!

Stell: Pau, may tanong ako.
Stell: Normal bang magselos kahit wala namang kayo?

Pablo: It's a feeling so I guess it's valid as long as the jealousy isn't in a toxic way but given the fact na wala namang intimacy from both parties, I guess, ibang usapin na iyon.

Josh: Iyon naman pala, Ken eh.
Josh: Valid daw.
Josh: Pero low-key telling you na wala kang karapatan.

Ken reacted angry.

Pablo: Ha?

Ken: Tangina. Gago.
Ken: Sapakan na lang tayo, Santos.

Stell: HAHAHAHA natatawa ako
Stell: Sa dami ng "karapatan" na ipinaglalaban ng isang @Ken Suson ay sa isang bagay lang siya walang karapatan.

Justin: Hala, oo nga.
Justin: Ang galing mo talaga, Stell.

Ken: The fuck?

Pablo: No cursing, Suson.

Ken: Tsss...

Justin: No landi ka rin, Pau.

Pablo: Ha?

Justin: This is @Ken Suson dump account and ang masasabi ko lang ay wala na akong masasabi.

Ken: Shut up!

Pablo: Ewan ko sa inyo.
Pablo: Ang weird ninyong kausap.
Pablo: Anong landi-landi?
Pablo: Wala naman akong nilandi.

Ken: Wala ba?
Ken: Okay.

Stell: Pero nagpalandi ka?

Pablo: What?
Pablo: No.
Pablo: Saan galing iyan?

Josh: Uh, you better ask someone about that.

Pablo: What is this all about @Ken Suson?

Stell: Naks, alams agad kung sino ang someone.

Justin: HAHAHAHAHA

Stell: You tell him, Ken.
Stell: Gora. We gotchu back, man.

Josh: Nagulat pa kayo?

Ken: Wala.
Ken: You're just being assuming.
Ken: Bye.

〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰

[SeKen's private message...]

Pablo: Ken?
Pablo: Let's talk.
Pablo: Hoy! Huwag kang seen diyan.
Pablo: Kinakausap kita.

Ken: Ano?

Pablo: There you are.

Ken: 5 minutes.

Pablo: Do I need to explain everything?
Pablo: Right now?
Pablo: Required ba?

Ken: Your time is running.

Pablo: Dunno why I have to do this.

Ken: Two minutes left.

Pablo: What?
Pablo: Ang bilis ng timer mo ah.

Ken: One minute...

Pablo: Look, the one you saw last night...
Pablo: It's not what you think it is.

Ken: Oh?
Ken: Bakit ka nagpapaliwanag?

Pablo: Because you literally want me to do that.

Ken: Sinabi ko ba? Ha? Ha?

Pablo: My golly!

Ken: Tsk!

Pablo: She just hugged me. That's all.

Ken: Nagustuhan mo naman?

Pablo: Ang hug mo?
Pablo: Kind of.

Ken: Gago!

Pablo: Huwag ka na ngang magalit.

Ken: Galit ba ako?

Pablo: Bakit, hindi ba?
Pablo: You're freaking flaring and you're ignoring me.
Pablo: Bakit kasi ayaw mo na lang aminin na may gusto ka nga sa akin?
Pablo: Eh 'di natapos na tayo sa usaping ito.

Ken: And now you're boosting, Nase.
Ken: Never akong magkakagusto sa iyo.
Ken: Hindi rin ako nagseselos.
Ken: Maghalikan pa kayo all your life.
Ken: I don't care!!!!!!

Pablo: Hindi kami naghalikan, Felip Jhon Suson
Pablo: -__-

Ken: Eh 'di gawin niyo.
Ken: Wala akong pakialam.

Pablo: Okay. Sige.
Pablo: Iyon lang ba?
Pablo: I can do more than just a kiss.

Ken: Fuck you!
Ken: Gagawin mo talaga?
Ken: Hoy, Pablo!

Pablo: Ano sa tingin mo?

Ken: GAGO KA!
Ken: KAPAG GAGAWIN MO
Ken: BREAK NA TAYO!

Pablo: Walang tayo.
Pablo: Kasi ang arte mo.
Pablo: Ayaw pang umamin.
Pablo: Kabanas.

Ken: Ah, gano'n?
Ken: Puwes tayo na!
Ken: Ako! Ako ang halikan mo!
Ken: Sa akin mo gawin iyang more than a kiss na sinasabi mo, gago!

Meanwhile, Pablo blinked twice upon reading the message, looking so dumbfounded as he is trying to process everything.

_______________

// so ayon na nga, magsalita naman kayo uy. watchutenk abt this entry?

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