hyeontae: im not gonna let a technicality stop me
irang: a technicality like rules?
hyeontae: yeah i hate those things
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hikari: we all have our demons
hikari, gesturing to lingqi: this one's mine
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daehyeon: the urge to put on a cute outfit and pretend you're not in the middle of a midlife crisis
jinho: aren't you 20?
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sungmin: the "your cat will eat you if you die" argument is so weird like okay?? bon appetite girl
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ivan: i have decided i wanna be cremated
tk: like when you die?
ivan: no, just at any time. surprise me
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gyurae: someone will die
kaedan: of fun!
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hyunbin: want me to leave so you can say bad words?
irang: yeah that would be nice
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hikaru: let's play 21 questions
sungmin: uhmm okay. what's your favorite fruit?
hikaru: triangle. my turn, did you steal my shit?
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hayato: if karma doesn't hit you, i fucking will
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duhyun, on the phone with seokhee: if i were hypothetically stuck to the ceiling, how would you get me down?
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taeseon: *minding his own business buying tortilla chips*
hikari, to yuma: see, he knows what he's here for. he knows what he's doing. be more like him. MAKE A DECISION, YUMA
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kaedan: i don't need gasoline to start a fire. all i need are my hands and lack of adult supervision!
hyeontae, to irang: we're dead
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jaemin: i put a little note in your lunchbox to tell you how much i love you
gyurae: this is a 10 page letter
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hyeonggeun: we need to settle this like civilized adults
beomjun: i agree
hyeonggeun: so a rap battle?
beomjun, nodding: a rap battle
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taeseon: today is a day of running through hurdles
hyeonggeun: aren't you supposed to jump over hurdles?
taeseon: whatever. fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you
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daehyeon: I DID IT
wooseok: no daehyeon, you did it
daehyeon: ???
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myungjae: please pray for seunghyun
junwon: what happened to him?
myungjae: nothing, he's just very stupid
seunghyun: hey guys- *walks into glass door*
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seokhee: i trust hyunbin
jaemin: you think he knows what he's doing?
seokhee: i wouldn't go that far
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q: do you have a self-care routine?
kaedan: "keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents
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gyurae: did you block my number again?
hyeontae: i wouldn’t have to if you didn’t keep sending me random emojis every few minutes while i was trying to sleep
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hikari: uwu
lingqi: uwu
santa, on the verge of tears: what the fuck are they saying?!
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hyunwoo: it's all about teamwork. if we all work together, we can do anything!
jinho: oh my god. it's like a unicorn and a care bear had a baby and it's you
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hayato: i learned very valuable lessons from this
shiryu: i’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away
hayato: death isn't real and i am basically a god
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taeseon, pissed off: how the hell did this happen?! fuck this, i hate everything. i hate everyone
irang: everyone..?
taeseon, sighing: everyone but you, irang
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jaemin: what are you in the mood for?
yaya: world domination
jaemin: that's a bit ambitious
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jinho: hey
seungjun: hey
jinho: i can't sleep
seungjun: i can. goodnight
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beomjun: your eyes sparkle like the ocean
daniel: my eyes are brown
beomjun: your eyes sparkle like... mud
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shiryu: let's slow dance
shiryu: *starts break dancing at 0.5 speed*
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myungjae: you know you've made it when you see pictures of you wherever you go
daniel: myungjae... those are wanted posters
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kidnapper, with a gun to minseo's head: i have him! try anything and he gets a bullet to the head
wooseok: don't kill him!
kidnapper: i won't do anything as log as i get what i-
wooseok: i wasn't talking to you. minseo, don't kill him!
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beomjun, babysitting: we have fun, don't we, irang?
irang: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life
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hanbin: daehui, i need you to swear-
daehuu: fuck
hanbin: i meant like a promise
daehui: oh
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minseo, tweeting: im giving out rotisserie chicken to trick or treaters tonight
taeseon, also tweeting: who the fuck gave my little brother rotisserie chicken when he went trick or treating
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ivan: you okay?
santa, tearing up: yeah, it's just these onions-
ivan, to the onions: what the fuck did you say to santa?
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hyeontae: i hate you
hyunbin: well, according to this picture i drew of us holding hands, that's not true
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[on call]
jaemin: what is it? im busy
daehyeon: do you think drinking 36 cans of soda consecutively would heighten my senses or would i just die?
jaemin: im on my way
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(a/n: is the format better this way? or should i go back to doing it one by one 🤔)