Chad-@prettyboychad
Ethan-@prettyboyethan
Mindy-@revisingmylist
Anika-@dumpsterfire
Quinn-@sexpositive
Sam-@therapyqueen
Tara-@tarantula
Wes-@mommasboy
Amber-@amburnt
Liv-@livlaughlove
the gays
sexpositive-guys
sexpositive-Sam said she hates me and she thinks I'm ugly :(
tarantula-SAM
revisingmylist-convinced that was a hate crime against Quinn
dumpsterfire-the gays are fighting now
prettyboychad-god, please make sure their breakup is healthy
therapyqueen-we're not even dating yet
prettyboyethan-SAM, I'm the only one who can be mean to Quinn
therapyqueen-I DID'T CALL QUINN UGLY NOR SAY I HATED HER
prettyboyquinn-well Quinn said you did
sexpositive-SHE DID!!
therapyqueen-NO I DIDN'T
therapyqueen-I JUST SAID WE COULDN'T GET A CAT
sexpositive-THAT'S THE SAME THING
prettyboyethan-I'm still on Quinn's side. I would kms if I was told I couldn't get a cat
therapyqueen-Chad, good luck, these siblings are more alike than we thought
prettyboychad-god fucking damn it
sexpositive-I still want the cat :(
sexpositive-it was orange and I was going to name it cheese
prettyboyethan-I want a cat named butters
dumpsterfire-awwww
revisingmylist-absolutely not
prettyboyethan-well we weren't asking for your validation
revisingmylist-Chad, come get your boyfriend before I cut his dick off and blend it up
prettyboychad-hey! I kinda need that
tarantula-woahhhh
therapyqueen-ayoooo!!!
prettyboyethan-that was pretty bottom sounding of you
prettyboychad-I meant in the way of giving you head
prettyboyethan-that's gay of you
prettyboychad-giving me head in the bathroom at church was gay AND unholy of you
revisingmylist-YOU GOT HEAD IN THE LORDS HOUSE!?!
dumpsterfire-NOT THE LORDS HOUSE
revisingmylist-uncle Randy would be disappointed
prettyboychad-him and Mickey probably did the same thing
sexpositive-I WILL FOREVER SHIP MICKEY AND RANDY
revisingmylist-you do know they're married right?
sexpositive-AHHHH OH MY GOD
dumpsterfire-I love my sane and insane couple
sexpositive-as much as I want to talk about my favorite ship, let's get back to our original topic
sexpositive-ETHAN'S A SLUT
sexpositive-even I have never given head at church
therapyqueen-can we go one day without talking about Chad and Ethan's sex lives?
dumpsterfire-no
revisingmylist-nah
prettyboychad-ain't gon' happen
sexpositive-you should be used to it by now
prettyboyethan-can't have a sex life if you don't have sex
prettyboyethan-I'm a child of god
prettyboychad-no but you swallowed my kids in gods presence
tarantula-woah there buddy
dumpsterfire-calm down buckaroo🤓🤓
revisingmylist-easy there cowboy 🤠 🤓
prettyboyethan-CHAD!
prettyboychad-whattt??😘
prettyboyethan-kill yourself
mommasboy-I want a fluffy white cat named 'snowball'
therapyqueen-thank you Wes for changing the subject
mommasboy-
mommasboy-like this!!
mommasboy-and Vince can get a black cat and name it something satanic like Salem because he's so cute and loves summoning demons :)
mommasboy-
mommasboy-like this!!
therapyqueen-Wes is so cute and concerning at the same time
sexpositive-I cant tell if I'm starting to like Vince more or if he's starting to scare me?
revisingmylist-I like the name Salem for a black cat
dumpsterfire-I think it's really cute
dumpsterfire-can we get a black cat and name it Salem?!😁
revisingmylist-absolutely not
mommasboy-Vince says thank you dumpster girl and list woman
dumpsterfire-how did he know what we said? did you tell him?
revisingmylist-Vince probably has some type of scary powers and can sense when someone is talking about him
prettyboyethan-I want those powers
prettyboychad-NO!
tarantula-sir, calm down
prettyboychad-I will light Amber on fire and make you watch
tarantula-🧍♀️🧍♀️
mommasboy-Vince is with me right now, he's reading our texts
prettyboychad-hi Vince, glad you're alive and well (I will slit your throat if you hurt Wes)
revisingmylist-what alpha boy said
tarantula-I hate Vince and hope he falls down an escalator
mommasboy-
mommasboy-Tara's ugly ass as a cat-Vince ❤️
dumpsterfire-UFJUDJDBSJS
sexpositive-I like this Vince guy now
prettyboychad-I don't remember Vince being this funny but I'm not complaining
revisingmylist-Vince and I are bestie baes now
tarantula-I hope you all fall
mommasboy-Sam, put your spider back in its cage-Vince
prettyboyethan-LMAOOO
therapyqueen-I love Vince
A/N-who's your 3 favorite characters from scream 2? mine are Mickey, Joel, and Randy. <3